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If you deal with bad people,

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Second, today's young people really don't understand the so-called, give him cow dung and he still wipes it on his face.

Third, be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

Fourth, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood, and give you some color and you will open a dyehouse.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

6. Irony: You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

Seven, you are the Monkey King's brother, Sha Wujing's brother.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Nine, the so-called education now, no matter which country in the world, is actually just a way to make many machines that adapt to the environment.

Tenth, you need to go back to the furnace to rebuild.

After I leave, don't wish me happiness. What qualifications do you have to wish me happiness?

12. Irony 1. Your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year. I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

Thirteen, either endure or be cruel.

Fourteen, the scholar pretended to be a confidant, and the woman's plastic surgery was self-pleasing.

I'm not a fortune teller in the square, and I can't say so much about what you like to hear.

Sixteen, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother. 2. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo. 3. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

Eighteen, I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

19, you are amazing and creative!

Twenty, others can't see your hypocrisy, so you are not hypocritical. Rule of Success: When someone says that you are inferior to him everywhere, you must be more successful than him in some ways. Organizational rules: every organization will have someone who knows the details of the organization clearly, and this person should be expelled from the law of construction and destruction: it takes a thousand words to make a friend; It only takes a few words to break up with friends.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Twenty-two, ironic words 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3. It's really nothing, but every morning they hide from the wolf. They meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

23. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

Twenty-four, it's really nothing, but when the wolf is eating with his colleagues, he sends a message to the fox and says "I miss you" and "I want to hug you";

There is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I throw up at the sight. He vomits at the sight. When you look at it, the orangutan vomits.

26. Without you, how can I set off the beauty of lm?

Twenty-seven, you look very sci-fi and abstract!

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Twenty-nine, white inside and red, different; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

The circle of friends deals with the personality of the villain and talks about phrases.

The circle of friends deals with the character of the villain. Let's talk about the first phrase:

1, boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

After all, this is not a society that bitches love, so you'd better restrain yourself.

The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

4, flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive people; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter of the world; Break a man's heart. Men are flowers.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

6. Usually women say to men: I am not suitable for you. In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

7. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

8. Love is despair in loneliness, being strong in despair, and thinking about him all the time after being strong.

9. You are just a rice jar.

10, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.

1 1. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

12, have a drink and walk the dog.

13, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

14, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

16, sleepy in spring, weak in summer and weak in autumn, just sleeping in winter.

17, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

18, if you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

19, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

20, look at you badly, look carefully than look hard.

2 1, looks very sci-fi, looks very ordinary!

22. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

23. Jin Yu was defeated.

24, the gentleman does not go to the villain, and the villain returns like grass.

25, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparks with lightning all the way.

26, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.

27, your five senses organization discipline is too bad!

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

29. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

30. In fact, other people don't want to talk to you because they are too rare. Really, just listen carefully.

3 1, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

32. Your appearance is very refreshing!

33. A man's infidelity is like a dog, which can't change its mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

34. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

35. Long adventure and creativity.

36. Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.

37. A false heart will not have strong legs.

38. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

39. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

40. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

4 1, the villain's plan has always been personal, which means something else.

42. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.

43. Do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

44. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

45, only the icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow.

46. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

47, long buns, don't blame the dog for following.

48. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me, you can give it to me.

49. The one with ten and nine strange eyes is a pervert.

50, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

5 1. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that the young lady is ill, the fourth is that the masses will react, the fifth is that their lover is soaked, the sixth is that mahjong is beaten, the seventh is that money is stolen, and the eighth is that Viagra is invalid.

52. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them!

If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you, but you are an orangutan.

I think workers are the most beautiful people! What can we eat without the hard work of all the workers in the world? What to wear without the labor of laborers? What are you bragging about when you have nothing to eat and wear?

55. I wanted to show my face, but my ass was exposed!

56. Bitches are always bitches. Even with inflation, it can't be expensive!

57. Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.

58. Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm a father. You are very handsome, very handsome, very attractive, everyone loves you and spends more. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

59. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

60. Your dragging speed is long, and your memory consumption is long.

The circle of friends deals with the character of the villain. Let's talk about the second stage:

1, leaning against the east wind will be crazy.

2. Upright people are upright, and villains are often compassionate.

3. Yang enters the gentleman, while Yin retreats into the villain.

4, the villain has been private, quite referring to other things.

5. You are really a tree. How easy is it?

6, the villain only meets, the cold and summer can not be expected.

7. A gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.

8. How far is forever? Get out, boy!

9. Why don't gentlemen go to villains, and villains are like grass.

10, don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

1 1, the villain has no knot, and he abandons his roots and pursues it to the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

12, the villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

13, you rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, watch the dog turn over.

14, the villain is sleepy, and the afterlife is full of blood. The world is solid, why should I follow you?

15, today's young people really don't understand the so-called, give him cow dung and he still wipes it on his face.

16. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

17, I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets to taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

18, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

19, the casting mirror must be bronze, which is easy to grind and wipe. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

20, cow dung is cow dung, even if you are fragrant, flowers will generally not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

The villain's words, sarcastic words _ classic sentences

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Second, today's young people really don't understand the so-called, give him cow dung and he still wipes it on his face.

Third, be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

Fourth, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood, and give you some color and you will open a dyehouse.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

6. Irony: You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

Seven, you are the Monkey King's brother, Sha Wujing's brother.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Nine, the so-called education now, no matter which country in the world, is actually just a way to make many machines that adapt to the environment.

Tenth, you need to go back to the furnace to rebuild.

After I leave, don't wish me happiness. What qualifications do you have to wish me happiness?

12. Irony 1. Your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year. I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

Thirteen, either endure or be cruel.

Fourteen, the scholar pretended to be a confidant, and the woman's plastic surgery was self-pleasing.

I'm not a fortune teller in the square, and I can't say so much about what you like to hear.

Sixteen, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother. 2. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo. 3. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

Eighteen, I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

19, you are amazing and creative!

Twenty, others can't see your hypocrisy, so you are not hypocritical. Rule of Success: When someone says that you are inferior to him everywhere, you must be more successful than him in some ways. Organizational rules: every organization will have someone who knows the details of the organization clearly, and this person should be expelled from the law of construction and destruction: it takes a thousand words to make a friend; It only takes a few words to break up with friends.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Twenty-two, ironic words 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3. It's really nothing, but every morning they hide from the wolf. They meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

23. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

Twenty-four, it's really nothing, but when the wolf hugs the wolf and eats with his colleagues, he sends a message to the fox, telling the other party that I miss you and I want to hug you;

There is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I throw up at the sight. He vomits at the sight. When you look at it, the orangutan vomits.

26. Without you, how can I set off the beauty of lm?

Twenty-seven, you look very sci-fi and abstract!

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Twenty-nine, white inside and red, different; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

Words that despise villains

1, the gentleman is poor, the villain leads!

A gentleman sticks to poverty, while a villain is poor and chaotic.

2. A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative.

A gentleman only knows righteousness, while a villain only knows profit.

3, women are gentlemen and Confucianism! Inaction, villain, Confucianism!

You should be a gentleman, not a villain.

4, the gentleman's reach, the villain's hair.

Gentlemen make progress day by day, while villains indulge in selfish desires day by day.

5, the gentleman seeks himself; Little people ask for help.

A gentleman wants everything for himself, while a villain wants everything for others.

6, the gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and the villain is not as good.

A gentleman is gregarious but not in cahoots, while a villain is in cahoots but not harmonious.

7. The gentleman is harmonious but different, and the villain is not harmonious.

A gentleman values harmony without collusion, while a villain seeks complete agreement without coordination.

8. A gentleman is Thai but not arrogant, and a villain is arrogant but not Thai.

A gentleman is calm but not arrogant and impetuous, while a villain is arrogant and impetuous.

9. A gentleman learns to love others, while a villain learns to love others easily.

A gentleman can love others when he learns etiquette and music, and a villain can easily give people a handle when he learns etiquette and music.

10, the beauty of a gentleman is not the evil of adults, but that of young people.

A gentleman achieves the good deeds of others and does not encourage the evil deeds of others. The villain is the opposite.

1 1, an upright person is open and poised, while a narrow-minded person is anxious and worried.

A gentleman is broad-minded and aboveboard, so he feels at ease; Little people are selfish, so they are always worried.

12, fierce and guilty, compared with the villain, is it still a thief?

Strict in appearance and weak in heart. Take a villain as a metaphor, just like a thief digging a hole in the wall!

13, a gentleman has a husband without benevolence, and a benevolent person has no villain.

There are people who have no benevolence among gentlemen and people who have no benevolence among villains.

14, the gentleman is wilder, and the villain is pregnant with the soil; A gentleman is guilty of punishment, but a villain is guilty of profit.

Gentlemen miss morality, while villains miss the countryside; A gentleman thinks the rule of law, while a villain thinks righteousness.

15, a gentleman is brave without righteousness, and a villain is brave without righteousness.

A gentleman regards righteousness as the noblest character. A gentleman who has courage and no plan will make trouble, while a villain who has courage and no plan will steal.

16, the virtue of a gentleman, the virtue of a villain, and the wind on the grass must be suppressed.

The incumbent's morality is like the wind, and the world's morality is like grass. When the wind blows on the grass, the grass will fall down with it.

17, only women are difficult to raise, and if they are near, they will not have grandchildren, but if they are far away, they will complain.

Only women and villains are difficult to educate. /If you approach them, they will be rude; if you alienate them, they will complain.

18, I will keep my word and do what I want. I am a villain! Pressing can also be done for the second time.

When you say you will do it, you must stick to it and stick to your opinion, right or wrong. That's a villain, but it can also be said to be a first-class taxi.

19, a gentleman has three fears: fear of life, fear of adults, fear of the words of saints. I don't know my fate, but I'm not afraid of it. I despise adults and saints.

A gentleman has three fears: fear of destiny, fear of high-ranking people and fear of saints. If he fears saints, I don't know destiny, so I don't fear, I don't respect people with high status, and I despise the words of saints.

20. A gentleman speaks well. Don't say it; It also allows people, this device. It's easy for the villain to say something difficult.

It is easier to do things for a gentleman than to win his joy. He won't like it if he doesn't take the right path to please him. However, when he uses people, he always uses people according to their ability; It's hard to work for a villain, but it's easy to win his joy.