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How to say humorously if you don’t go out the door or take two steps forward?

The humorous saying of "Can't go out nor take two steps out of the door":

1. This mythical beast has been unable to go out or take two steps out of the door for almost a month. It makes me happy every day when I open my eyes. Close your eyes.

2. The weather was fine, and the two little mythical beasts in the boxes were packed and taken away.

3. Life is really boring. The mythical beast will be sad if it does not return to its cage to rest.