Talking about narcissism by taking pictures of yourself (53 selected sentences)

1, hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

2. Hey, why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

3, be a low-key person, as handsome as me, I didn't say.

4. Take a photo of someone who looks good. When the head is ugly, people can only be expression packs.

If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

6. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.

7. I really envy you for having a handsome and witty me on your friend list.

8. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

10, why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

1 1, I can crush you with the keyboard, or I can embarrass you with my beauty.

12, some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking all night. Who leaked the news?

13, it's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

14, come near me if you want to think clearly. I have nothing but good looks.

15. Life is a wandering journey, and meeting anyone is a beautiful accident.

16, if there is an afterlife, I hope I am not so handsome (beautiful) and ordinary.

17, you should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

18, why don't I have such a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

19. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

2 1, when you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

22. When the countdown to zero is expected, the Monkey King shouts that my grandson is coming.

23. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

24. M: I like a girl. Woman: She must be beautiful. Man: You are too narcissistic.

25. Being a human being is really tiring. He has been handsome for more than ten years as soon as he is handsome, and he will continue to be handsome.

26. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one was watching when I said it.

27. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

28. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome one

29. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

30. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

3 1, I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

Please God give me a brain that can understand math and physics. I am willing to exchange the beauty of my deskmate.

33. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

I will work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

35. I always thought the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It is about falling in love with this country.

36. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

37, a man, handsome enough to disturb the local, local report to the central, the central emergency consultation, awarded the most handsome medal!

38. Today, a girl praised me for being thin. I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am?

39. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious. Today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and release your handsome.

40. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

4 1, those who are particularly handsome but don't know themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

42. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

43. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

44. It is not easy to cheat in a beautiful way. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder it was often found that year.

45. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

46. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

47. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

48. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

49. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

5 1, everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.

52. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

53. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.