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1. Laugh and laugh on the surface, but say "Fuck you" in your heart.

2. When you are old and can't walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day so that you can watch me dance with other old people.

3. You said that you like me! Actually, at first, I actually, uh, told you, I actually liked myself.

4. People who haggle over every ounce are suitable for shopping, but not for falling in love.

5. When you go to the toilet without paper, I will stand at the door of the toilet with paper and ask you if you love me.

6. once a girl said that she could change herself for me. that day, when I got up the courage to express my secret love for a long time, she said to me, "what do you like about me?" I can't change it! "

7. As you get more mature, you won't swear casually. After all, do it when it's time to do it.

8. It takes only two steps to take the math test. First, read the questions carefully for three times, and then start crying.

9. Young people should never lose heart because of a subject of mathematics. You are not alone in this subject.

1. Holding a hot, charging mobile phone and putting life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

11. Once upon a time, there was an elk. It was playing in the forest and accidentally got lost. So it calls its good friend giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe heard this and replied, "Hey, I'm a giraffe ~" < P > 12. I had an abortion with my girlfriend, and her girlfriend said, "I don't want it if it's not yours." I was moved instantly ...

13. We can row without double oars, and we can sail without the wind. After all, our whole life depends on the waves.

14. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up all night just because you are ugly.

15. I kissed your face, and it was all sunscreen bb cream and sunscreen. I felt like I ate a lot of money in one bite.

16. Confucius said: If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

17. As a typical failure, you are really successful.

18. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of being mentally ill is to have a brain.

19. When you are sleepy from homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country, that's your people. Then wake up in an instant, and I want to be a generation of wise kings.

2. Be sure to use your right ear when listening to your grades, because if your left ear leans into your heart, you may die suddenly. A classic and funny space to talk about leaving a message

1. How far is the regional discrimination in China? I met a foreigner in Shanghai that day, and he said that he really looked down on foreigners in Beijing.

2. I will still secretly pay attention to your dynamics from time to time. It's nothing. I just hope that you will be unhappy every day without me.

3. You should set lofty ideals from an early age, otherwise you have no idea how much you will fail in the future.

4. On the bus, a little girl pointed a wand at me behind my back and said, "Make you the most beautiful girl in the world." When I turned around, she exclaimed, "Mom, I know magic."

5. it's nothing if you have no money now, and there will be many days when you have no money in the future.

6. I want to sit on the roof with you, push you down by the way, hold you when you slide to the eaves and ask if you love me. If you say no, I will let go.

7. Only single dog will think that the second cup is lonely at half price, but the single pig will not, and the single pig can drink two cups by himself.

8. "Why are you so short" and "Because I've been in the mini"

9. Remember to smile at all times, which will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually.

1. You're the first to talk about it. As big as I am, I owe it to those who are arrogant.

11. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

12. if I upset you, don't think twice, I did it on purpose.

13. I heard from my friends that it was great to open a room. Today, I also went to open a room and slept in the trough. It was really great. I slept in such a big bed alone.

14. "Do the teachers in your class have any special skills?" "yes, yes, it takes a long time to drag on classes."

15. The exam is like getting sick. Before the exam, it was depression, while during the exam, it was amnesia. After the exam, my condition began to improve. When I got the exam paper back, I had a heart attack.

16. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

17. Sometimes if you don't work hard, you won't know what despair is.

18. Someone asked me why I was so dark, and I smiled: White covers all the ugliness. You are white to cover the ugliness, but I am not ugly.

19. You should learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time I go online.

2. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? I tell you, these are all true! Super funny space humor, talk about the message

1. I bought a disc, and the boss said it was seven animals against a weak woman. When I took it home, I saw it was a fine steel gourd doll!

2. Do you give up when the road ahead is bumpy? Are you afraid of being covered with thorns? Are you a loser?

3. My mother said to eat ribs, and my brother said, Shit, that's ok! ! Is he a misnomer?

4. Valentine's Day, commonly known as lovers' day, section B.

5. Brothers stumble together. Who betrays who is the dog @

6. Playing with feelings will make you cry rhythmically.

7. Many people ask me why I fall in love when I know I will break up. I said why are you alive when you know you're going to die!

8. Do you still remember the code word between us, that is, kiss me as soon as I close my eyes?

1.[ I never dare to think too much of myself,]

11. My roommate was constipated and squatted for half an hour without any results. He swore and came back and said, Grass, pulling it out is not enough to plug his teeth! ......

12. It's a fine day today. I've been indoors for a long time, and I'm going to the living room for fun.

13. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if I like it, and roll if I don't like it

14. Every time I take out, I always get ten cents back for years. 15. My mother told me to go on a blind date next month.

16. "Teacher, you forgot to assign homework." Don't think much about this kind of person. Class together!

17. Weird soft girl @ wonderful tough guy @

18. I'm not beautiful, I'm not cool, I'm not good, but I have a sincere heart for you and a beating heart for you? !

19. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but it just goes its own way.

2. If he will marry you, marry him. What made him ruin the wedding? Is he stupid? Ruin his own wedding.

21. I think I love the wrong person. I love you, and you love her. I originally wanted to say that you are blind. Later, I thought it would be better to say that you have aesthetic problems.

22. men are good. Only the women who have talked with him know

23. There are three things to do at home every day on holiday: eating, sleeping and being scolded.

24. How many truths have been told in a joke in my life?

25. It's troublesome to raise fish. I often forget to change the water once a week. Then I had to change the fish once a week.

26. At my flower age, you doused me with a bubble of urine.

27. At home, the vibration of the mobile phone is almost inaudible, but at school, it is particularly like an earthquake.

28. Those who can win by quarreling with their girlfriends are single in the end.

29. When China is developed, we will let foreigners translate classical Chinese!

3. Jason, you finally put your daughter-in-law back. You don't know how much we miss her QQ space. Let's talk about funny mood.

1. I eat when I'm unhappy, and when I eat, I get fat, and when I get fat, I'm unhappy.

2. In this era of rising prices, I'm suddenly surprised to find that the air is not rising, but increasing.

3. whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.

4. A bitch is a bitch, and he can't be expensive even in the financial crisis.

5. Everyone says that we are the flowers of the motherland, so why am I the one who gets hurt?

6. Forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. It's sheer nonsense.

7. What is happiness? Happiness means that the cat eats fish * the dog eats meat * Altman beats the little monster O(∩_∩)O~

8. Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action, so dreams will always be just dreams.

9. Your outstanding, cross description: the five senses are exquisite and the combination is vague.

1. People who walk well all the way and change from friends to dogs in my heart.

11. One day I will be brilliant and go crazy with my brothers

12. The diameter of the universe, the radius of your skin.

13. I don't care about the amount of money, just care about the size of the RMB number

14.Y Y: It's the happiest thing to see someone leave a message in vain.

15. Dig a hole and jump. Dig your own grave. That seems to be what it means.

16. You like him, but he doesn't like you having a P!

17. I will do what I should, and people who hate me will be more and more unhappy.

18. Face is not to be given, and women are not to be chased.

19. On the first month of more than ten years ago, I danced and beamed with a small schoolbag on my back, and I walked into school with my ass jumping, and then I embarked on a road of no return.

2. Men. Don't fuck a woman with a bad face and call names. I heard that the price of pork has been reduced recently, so you are worthless.

2. Maybe there are two kinds of people in the world. One is to see me barefoot and say why you don't like cleanliness. The other is to see me barefoot and say what to do if you get sick.

3. Kawayi, Kawayi, Ka Ma

4. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake. . .

5. If you don't love me, I'll hang you.

6. You said you regretted coming back. Sorry, I'm not a recycling bin.

7. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

8. My world used to be black and white. When you step into my world, you know, it's all black. Woo hoo ~ ~ ~

9. You are defeated by me! My name is "Remarks".

1. A good horse doesn't turn back. There is no good grass ahead, so why not turn back?

11. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and women are a little hung up.

12. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ What if I have three thousand rivals in your heart _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ What if you die in battle beside me?

13. I hope my pocket money, like fragrant milk tea, can go around the world together.

14. I can think, speak, see and do, but I always can't figure it out, can't say it, can't see through it and can't do it well.

15. Buy yourself a big bottle of Sprite and get yourself drunk

16. What is your alma mater? Your alma mater is that you spoil her more than N times and don't want others to say anything about her.

17. He ran away at first night

18. You must never give up treatment! ! ! You know, mental illness is hard to be cured ~

19. We are three good students, eating well, sleeping well and having fun

2. Peach asks Ali, "Why are you running?" Ali said, "Because I want you to chase me." QQ space classic funny mood talk

1. Dear son, I'm sorry, your mother hasn't found your father yet. Please wait. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance!

2. I confessed to a handsome guy today, and he agreed. My heart beat faster, and when I got excited, I turned and left.

3. If the bride is not me on your wedding day, can I tear her wedding dress?

4. "Xiao Er, have a cup of loneliness." "I'm sorry Guest, there is only emptiness left in our shop. "

5. You are so bad in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents'. .

6. The heart is only that big. If someone wants to come in, someone must go out!

7. I think you are cute when you eat shit when I like you, and I think you eat shit when I don't like you

8. Marriage is the grave of love, and I want to dig more holes on the road.

9. Why do you think your mind is so bad? How nice

1. I'm sorry that I was so willful that you abandoned yourself

11. You lied to me, so I didn't dare to believe it. .

12. Every time I cut my hair, I always feel that the barber is using me to practice my hands. . .

13. If you are well, it will be sunny ~ ~ ~ If you are not well, alas, will the world end?

14. The class teacher likes the kind of person who gets good grades, looks ugly and wears dirt, but looks naive. In fact, he is more insidious than anyone else.

15. You say you are good to me.

16. If you can't keep things, throw them away //

17. If you leave the air conditioner, I will be a water man ...

18. If you are safe, oh, fuck.

19. Wild flowers are better than your broken chrysanthemum

2. You told me to roll, I rolled, you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled away!

21. Beauty, give me a light @!

22. Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.

23. No matter how broken the underwear is, it's sexy and full of feelings.

24. Summer is the season when women are naked and men are beautiful.

25. Being in a daze, if done well, is called cool. Mu Na this matter, if done well, is called deep.

26. In the battle of love, I was so fucking wronged!

27. Keep your word, I understand. If you say one sentence, I will do nine!

28. Ask what to do about Valentine's Day. Answer: There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. Do you want to kill one?

29. Genetic variation has become so archaeological. I wonder if I should give you a prize for being awesome.

3. Don't you feel hypocritical to speak ill of others behind their backs? Let's talk about it in a beautiful space.

First, I want to know what a person is thinking. Compared with what he has done, in fact, he If we want to know a person thoroughly, we must know what his addiction is.