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What are some childish and crazy classic sentences?

1, I was childish and crazy by the bear this morning, and I was not calm enough. I criticized him all the way, and now it hurts to think about it. Why are parents so contradictory? How can I educate you?

I can only comfort myself in despair. After all, humans evolved from monkeys. After all, Xiong Haizi is mass-produced and distributed to every household. After all, my Xiong Haizi is my own.

3. I was almost naive and crazy by the bear. I went to bed at nine and fell asleep at eleven. I'm confused. He's still struggling. I got up and left the bed. Xiong Haizi cried behind me for half an hour. He didn't go to bed until I entered the room.

4. Life lies in tossing. Every beautiful day begins with the naivety and madness of a bear. From morning till night, no second belongs to you.

Education can only be talked about if there is love, and education always requires a lot of efforts. My future child, I will devote myself to you with great enthusiasm and energy. Now, I can only comfort myself in this almost naive and crazy way by a dead bear.

6. The bear is so naive that I'm going crazy. When can I begin to understand? Little bear will realize that being angry with me with different content every day will accelerate aging.

7. I was childish and crazy by the bear early in the morning. Looking at her arrogant and angry appearance, I really wanted to slap her, but I endured it. It's wrong to hit people early in the morning.

8. Sometimes I am made childish and crazy by this naughty bear, and sometimes I am moved by her intimate behavior. At this moment, I am sleeping with my little cotton-padded jacket. It's good to have a daughter. Say good night to the world.

9. It is destined to be a sleepless night. I am such a naive and crazy bear. /kloc-I haven't finished my homework at 0/2, and my attitude is as stubborn as a donkey. If I hadn't left a little sense, she would have been beaten black and blue by me. That's stupid. To put it bluntly, IQ is with me.

10, the first time I was angry, I almost made the bear naive and crazy. After she cried for six minutes, she calmed down and I was angry. When I watched her fall asleep, I didn't think I should yell at her. It's too difficult to be a mother who doesn't shout.