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I have my pride. Why should I be humble for you?

1. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

There is nothing good about people, but the degree of bad is different.

At the parent-teacher meeting, I learned that the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that my mother-in-law can only call her aunt when standing in front of her.

I wish I were a boy again, because an injured knee is always easier to repair than a broken heart.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

6. Friendship lasts longer than love, just like two parallel lines, which never intersect but never part!

7. Ah, you should watch our host take a bath. Liu Bei cursed Zhang Fei. Treat the master as a princess.

8. The school is not a funeral home, so check what remains and what mourning clothes to wear.

9. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. I have my pride. Why should I be humble for you?

10. There is a kind of existence called Su Xue, which looks like a schoolmaster in appearance, but is full of dregs to the touch.

1 1. What is fate? Fate has given you the chance to meet, so you should strive for happiness by yourself.

12. Those times with you are like a black hole. I fell in and never came out. /

13. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

14. Perfection is not necessarily the most beautiful; The most beautiful ones usually have regrets.

15. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain!

16. The second row of letters on the keyboard actually means: I fell in love with each other and cried.

17. What is the generation gap? The generation gap is when I tell my mother that I like G-Dragon, and she asks me which class I like!

18. The person I trust most taught me not to trust anyone.

19. The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

20. Not many people can keep me in mind. After all, the area is limited.

2 1. How can the monthly exam represent our strength? Have you ever seen someone fight the landlord to detonate a bomb from the beginning?

Friendship, like love, is afraid of a third party.

23. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

24. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

25. Some people will be missed in life, and we should thank those who missed it, because they made us understand the preciousness of happiness.