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About Cantonese
Don't treat me like a fool! Not funny, is it?
Yo ~ what a surprise? The wall pats your dragon cave!
Yo ~ why are you worried? (applause ... mantra)
It's really hard for Didi!
It's really bitter than bitter gourd.
A sentence related to "Brother Ku" is "What a dry noodle mouth of bitter gourd". Bitter gourd, formerly known as "Sumatra first-class melon", was introduced to China from Sumatra by Sambo eunuch Zheng He. Due to the hot climate and strong internal heat in Guangdong, local people like to eat something bitter to relieve summer heat and reduce fire. So I dried bitter gourd and used it to boil water to drink. But the skin of bitter gourd is wrinkled and ugly after drying. Therefore, Cantonese people frown when they see others unhappy, and say that others are "bitter gourd dried". In the past, Cantonese called ducks "younger brothers" (no one calls them now), and there was a very common dish called "Roasted Duck with Bitter Melon", which was also a bitter dish, and then there was the saying of "bitter brothers".
Tigers and crabs are made! Women are really teapots!
(The mantra, in fact, what Guangzhou people say is mostly tigers, which means tigress! That sentence means: the tigress wants it! Women are really troublesome! Teapot sounds like English in Cantonese)
You are all embarrassed!
You don't even have to think!
It's really a scandal, nail!
That's terrible!
You bit me!
Do you know what I think?
Pearls are real! Better than Shi Jian!
Pearls are not that real! Shi Jian is a Hong Kong actor. The voice of the sword is mainly used here, which means it can't be true. )
You are so stubborn this time!
You are really hopeless this time!
I ate you hard!
I will eat you! I will beat you ...
Do you believe me?
Do you believe I hit you?
I know you, mouse!
I know you are a mouse? The implication is that I don't know who you are
Have you read the stool rack?
How do you study? (shit = diaper, which means uneducated)
It's really fire shit
It is hotter than spot welding! The implication is that it is really irritating! )
Why not play the role of drying crabs? !
Don't play dumb!
Are you out of your mind?
Are you out of your mind?
You have a bad life! Are you a microphone stand?
Don't be wordy! Are you out of your mind?
Really older than you!
It really makes people dizzy!
I'm not angry. Do you think I am a sick cat?
I'm not angry. Do you think I am a sick cat?
fishy
Eat your head!
Shit, shut up!
Self-righteous!
It is a "beep" ghost (it is a hip soul)
It's "shit and ghosts!" That's what happened. Mainly him! He is the man, and so is the ghost! It can also mean homosexuality!
You accept it with me, dad!
Shut up with me!
You scare ghosts!
Are you scaring ghosts (actually referring to people)?
You are a baboon!
You are all idiots!
As the name suggests, the sand crab is the sand crab!
Say it when gambling in general! Play as much as you can ~ A saw is a saw!
It's really a deep autumn!
It means "golden autumn", which means: it's really amazing!
What a beautiful mirror!
It's so beautiful that even the mirror is going to explode!
You can't draw! .
Stop gossiping here!
It's a pig swinging its pocket!
What a pig!
You really put your eyebrows up. You look like a sand louse!
You are really good-looking on the outside and rotten (vicious) on the inside!
Justice, Mao, the whole cake
Really nonsense! (Guangdong Xie Houyu: Amao's whole cake-like a whole fruit! It means that Mao makes cakes-if not, he doesn't know what to get for himself! )
Do you believe me?
Do you believe I hit you? "
Are you talking nonsense?
You didn't cry, did you?
You have a gun.
See what you can do!
You don't want to get married twice.
You are not a foil, are you?
Saute pot
Big deal!
Solid flow frame
Really or not?
Let's talk about it first
Save it for ancestor worship!
You can't stop the earth from turning.
Don't interfere with the earth's rotation!
You pretend to be a big head ghost
Meaning and: hit the swollen face and fill the fat man!
Know! ! ! Know your hair
Know! Know your hair!
You have three.
Shut up!
I don't know if your grandmother is a woman.
Who does not know that your mother is a woman!
You treat me like an old lining.
You think I'm stupid?
I'll play at home, thank you.
I'll fool you to death now!
You and I are freezing.
Get out of here!
Your voice is not nice, and you are scared!
Don't talk about it here!
You talk big, talk big?
It's just an expression and an exaggeration!
It's none of your business.
None of your business.
You're covered in cream!
You have no reason!
Your grandmother's business is good for your father!
Your mother dropped everything to take care of you!
Really scared my nose!
I'm scared to death!
This time it's really wild!
I was really caught this time!
Zhengyi cannon box
What a boast!
It's really made!
Really enjoyable ~
Shit! Shit! Knee to spleen!
Here, here, here. Above the knee is the thigh! (Leg means "big spleen" in Cantonese, and "spleen" is pronounced "give" (Cantonese means give).
You are all living in a fried pile (Mandarin)
You are all stupid ~
If you have something, you will get it ~ if you don't have it, you will suddenly eat it.
Just do it ~ forget it if you can't do it! (Generally speaking, you can't go back to Shunde! (it means yes, but you can't go back to Shunde ~ mainly Dede Dingdang))
It's really hot!
It's really hot!
I'll tell you to change your pants!
I must sue you for losing your pants!
It's a shame that you did it!
What you did was really casual!
You are really great, Jane! (speaking)
You really have nothing to talk about!
You're crazy!
What's the matter with you?
It's so hard to shake the scroll!
So bad that the wheels will fall off! (so fast that even the wheels will fall off)
What a mess!
There is really no garbage left.
You dodge, I'll ring the bell!
Are you stalling me?
Why not dress up as Sun to serve?
Stop pretending to be a gentleman!
I thought you had a gun.
I'll just see what's great about you!
Are you choking me?
Are you lying to me?
Do you believe me? I'll drag you to the target. Take it!
Believe it or not, I'll take you to shoot!
You are eating wet rice!
You are a black sheep!
A friend is rolling in the rustling.
This person is really casual!
Really lazy to juice!
I'm so lazy!
I am really tired of the Vatican.
Tink ~ means really annoying!
This time, the real emperor is unparalleled.
This time, the emperor was really ashamed to give it!
Ekin Cheng, really?
You're the one in prison!
You have nothing to tell me about Jesus. Aha!
Don't give me so much nonsense!
Reward, reward, reward ... two slaps!
Mandarin ~ give you two slaps!
Go home and plow! (I) go back to my hometown to farm! (below)
Go back to your hometown to farm!
Like a piece of horse manure. Suddenly, baa
Make up like a monkey's ass!
You don't know how to dress up as a sunburned dog.
Stop pretending to be a dead dog.
Super super? Well, more than two moves!
Mandarin ~ What are you reading? Do it if you don't like it!
You ate yourself tonight!
Make your own arrangements tonight!
You're covered in butter!
You have no reason!
You want to eat my car!
You want to ruin my most useful thing?
Know less and pretend to be a representative!
Pretend to represent if you know a little!
You are a sandbag!
How dare you!
It is better to have old barbecued pork than to have you!
It is better to have a barbecued pork bun than to have you!
Many people died and didn't see you die!
So many people died to see you die!
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