Qq WeChat talks about the funny and humorous personality signature.

1. Don't miss this love when you pass by.

2. Sun Tzu's Art of War: If the enemy does not move, I will not move; When the enemy moves, I will move later.

3. Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

I set the automatic reply, but I didn't expect a fool to talk to me all day.

5. When I was studying hard, I said I went to the exam. If you don't study well, just say, I'll go! It's an exam

6. Don't tell me that I'm not nice to you. If I'm not nice to you, I'll stay with you.

7. coquettish is just posture, and nudity is personality.

The rumor is terrible. Generally speaking, only a fool will believe them to be true.

If you are healthy, it will be a bolt from the blue.

10, work this kind of thing, do it yourself if you have the ability, don't let me do it.

1 1. Where Dad went, there were several local tyrants and their successors.

12, I can choose not to have more than I can bear.

13, chic student model: the plenary session smoked and played cards, and the results were basically single.

14, I'm so tired of you, I just want to send you a word "get out"

15, an old Chinese doctor said: Acacia is less sleepy, unrequited love is not old, flirting solves troubles.

16, I can love you as long as your love for me lasts.

17, meanness is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

18, the girl who loves to wear flat shoes is also very stylish.

19, I love you, just say it once, believe it or not.

20. How can you wear a wedding dress without experiencing a few scum?

2 1, women should be domineering: I am a scared man.

22. After ten thousand years, I can't see you.

23, no fighting, no staying up late, no smoking, no drinking, oh, I'll go, I can't do it.

24. Don't cry at my grave, for I'm afraid you will stain my path of reincarnation.

25. Don't be too affected. There is no one in this world who will not be heartbroken.

26. Women keep their word, men are made of mud, and transvestites are made of cement.

Scolding you has become my habit, and I can't change it in my life.

28. Labor and capital are unfair, and the dirty words that labor and capital can't say are 1000 times cleaner than lies.

29. Don't make me a bridesmaid. I'm afraid I accidentally robbed your groom.

I tell you, don't look down on people. I have a car, a house, a bike and a rental house.

3 1, you were so involved in the play that you couldn't forget it when you were finally discovered.

32. Once someone falls in love, it's a lifetime.

33. I'm tired of love. What does the world of mortals have to do with me?

Don't be too presumptuous in front of me.

35. My Fair Lady walked in front and turned around fiercely. Wow, that's ugly.

If you don't like me, please leave directly.

37. The teacher said that love affects studies. I am an obedient and good student, but I have a secret crush.

38. My ideal is simple. I have a body like a monkey brother and live a life like a pig.

Please leave, don't make me swear "get out"

40. If I want to hold hands with you, when shall we have a erotic relationship?

4 1, don't underestimate anyone, but don't underestimate yourself.

Although there is no unforgettable love, I have a firm friendship.

I don't have the gentleness you want, all I have is this fist.

44. Never quarrel with animals. If you win, you are worse than an animal.

45. If you leave, don't look back. From then on, we never contacted each other again.

46. An old woman is like a withered rose, once delicate and charming.

47. Take me strong and eat famous snacks all over the world.

48. Nine-year compulsory education ruined my youth. How can I get it back?

49. I am by your side, but you have been playing with your mobile phone.