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Whether it's a child or an adult, talk about it.

2. Sometimes you can't get what you like. I don't struggle, I don't return, I'm too tired and hurt.

3, everyone can run, the tree will fall, only rely on themselves to be reliable, even if tired and bruised.

1, forbear? In fact, it is very helpless; Endure? Actually, it hurts; Only by turning patience into missing, will you feel happy, because you have deeply loved your particularly tender feelings, so I don't want to say that I am afraid that the flood will be short of dikes and floods will be disastrous.

2, money is true or false, feelings are true or false, people's life is true or false, and no one dares to say that they have really lived all their lives.

3. True or false, true or false, is the reality. With money and no money, you still have to live. Time can best witness whether you cherish it. Tomorrow will be better. Come on.

4. My heart is so tired and painful. I don't know how painful it is until I get hurt. I didn't know where the pit was until I fell. What a painful understanding!

1, there are two kinds of people most worthy of admiration, one is the woman who accompanied you through thick and thin when you were young, and the other is the man who accompanied you to enjoy happiness when you were old.

If you are sensible, you should meet someone who cares about you. You are good ten times, and it is useless to be bad once.

3, just too sensible, everything is for the sake of others, or not a good one.

4, people are like this, only remember your bad, never remember your good.

1, ungrateful people are more terrible than wolves.

2, women are still stupid, the more sensible they are, the less painful they are.

Leave your sincerity to those who cherish it. A heart is wasted.

The present society makes me see everything clearly. Don't be too kind to people, and don't feed the dog too full.

What's more, famous sayings _ famous sayings about what's more.

The royal family has no family affairs, let alone the emperor's wedding, which is a major event related to the entire Korean movement. -Ouyang Qian Qian's "Fifteen Southeast States of Golden Powder in Qing Dynasty" is not a handsome guy, and diaosi still has a lot of hardships, not to mention a handsome guy! -Zheng Zongjun's Revenge of Zheng Zongjun

No matter how white and pure the snow is, it will also be blackened by the haze in the world;

Even pure white paper will eventually get ink stains; Not to mention me? An excellent person can't compare with an interesting person, let alone an incompetent and boring person like me. Failure is sometimes not the wrong time, but the wrong person.

In fact, we all know that people who have loved can't be completely forgotten. To be a man, we must not only afford it, but also let it go.

Even if you like something again, it just doesn't belong to you. You can only let it go, can't you? We are all adults and can't cry like children. What's more, there are many things in this world that you can't buy no matter how rich you are. Face up to your sadness and let it go faster. The sun rises and sets in the west, and the days will go on forever. No one will always wait for anyone, we are all changing; No one can't live without anyone. After a long time, I no longer miss reunion, just want to be good. In fact, when I think about the toys I liked when I was a child, it seems that this is the case. Now that I think about the embarrassing things I have experienced before, it seems that it has gradually become less embarrassing with the passage of time. Even the things that used to be funny or sad have faded a lot in my heart over the years. Children are not computers. With so much software installed, the computer will be stuck, let alone a five-year-old child.

Xuanzong also left his favorite person in Maweipo, not to mention that you are not Yang Guifei and he is not an emperor.

"surrender! Do not kill! " It's the same old saying, but it works. When Chen Bing saw that the Lord was arrested, he surrendered.

Not that they are unpatriotic or anything. It's just that you have made a group of people who have been in arrears for nearly a year loyal to the king and patriotic. A little overwhelmed. More importantly, they also heard that Sui Jun treated prisoners very well, so they all surrendered in the spirit of human struggle. -"Living in the New Sui Dynasty" The lives of sound people are still hard, not to mention those who are not sound.

The road is blocked and long! But time flies like water. I like you, whether you want me or not; I like you and the 14 days you spent with me; I like you and the big stupid pig who needs me to say good morning in the morning; I like you, I like the one you once said together; I like you, like you who add my brain all day; I like you, maybe I don't have any advantages and you are willing to come with me; I really like you, otherwise I will try to live without you. Whatever you do, don't leave me. I really like you. I am willing to leave my whole world to you to help me fill it. I beg you, don't leave me. I don't want to try to lose again, let alone lose you. ...

I don't have to get up early to pick you up at the station, and I don't have to go to the library to borrow books from you, and then go to your campus by bike. ? I don't need to tell you everything. Actually, it's not funny. It hurts my sweaty T-shirt. Your male ticket may not even be done by you! I don't want to do it either. ? Really, I am so tired, and I don't want to go to a school with you! Besides, I'm not your boyfriend, I just like you. Who knows how many people are as stupid as me?

A body that hasn't exercised much for ten years can't be tossed to bursting muscles in just a few weeks. More importantly, Han Shuo only has more than one hour of free time every day. So although he really wants to get in touch with Ma Jian, and even wants to see each other's heroic posture on the basketball court with his own eyes, he just stays at the level of "thinking".

At least so far, he and Ma Jianlian were not "alumni" in their previous lives. /kloc-it's good for a 0/0-year-old child to see a two-meter-high giant not crying. If he runs up and accosts, I'm afraid he will be directly regarded as a mental derangement. Besides, even if we go up and talk, what can we say? "Congratulations on entering the national team? Hit a Korean? Dream team? Joining the NCAA, I almost entered the NBA ........................... "It is still a typical symptom of mental illness! Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, friends mean to make money, and we are sworn brothers.

Liang Shanbo: Dear brother, I am ashamed to hear this news. As an elder brother, I should take care of my younger brother. How can I worry you in turn? -New Butterfly Lovers "Young Butterfly Lovers" "No. After all, he is Yunzheng, which is a matter of course. "

"What's more, I will protect him for a day with a meal. What does it matter what he wants to hide or do? " -Kittens don't like to cry, "I made billions in rich and powerful places". They have the right to remain silent as they get older. What's more, in this noisy era, I live by my own mouth and live in other people's mouths. Talking too much is a dangerous thing, however, silence is often a more dangerous thing. ............................................................................................................................................................

Sincerity may not be exchanged for sincerity, let alone deceiving with false appearances?

You can't even grasp the time you have, let alone the time you don't have.

I have a friend who has been in love for six years.

In his words, the relationship between them is like family, but unfortunately, family members sometimes divorce, not to mention them. Yes, they broke up. After that, my friend was like a different person. People who used to be cheerful and love to laugh became silent and fell in love with drunk drinking. I'm curious why lovelorn can make a person sad and deformed. I didn't understand why until I experienced a period of lovelorn love. Now think about it, the reason why lovelorn people are so sad is not because they feel ashamed. But this world was originally planned by each other, so I firmly believe that there is a world that I want to protect, but it is easy to be abandoned by the most important people. And if you want to get out of lovelorn, you can only break the ice with one punch. Finally, one day, your hand is dripping blood, and the sunshine of the new world has penetrated into your heart. You don't want to talk, you are misunderstood, and it doesn't matter! Because no one in this world really understands your heart, sometimes you may be in a state of confusion, let alone others!

Even stars are busy as dogs, specially equipped with coaches and nutritionists. There are many cameras waiting for you, many movies and magazines waiting for you to shoot, and the supervision assistant of the agent urges you. In order to stay healthy.

Moreover, the only way for us ordinary people to stay healthy is to eat less. The only way to lose weight is to eat less and eat less. It's just fake Don't you know that all the treasures you think are substitutes, let alone fakes of substitutes! Nine children

It's a little hard. What was originally simple, I don't know why it is so easy to get into an impasse, and it is useless to try to save it.

What's more, you know this very well. The fault is not that you have different outlook on life, values, sense of belonging, sense of accomplishment and measurement standards at different ages, let alone satisfaction.

Whether it's appropriate or not, it's just that people's requirements for feelings have become harsh now.

It is difficult to establish trust between people nowadays, let alone such a long-term and stable love relationship. How many of them are not exhausted by the test that the other party is at a loss, but they can't afford to love and dare not love! We were born in this age when you are serious and you lose. what can I do? I am desperate, too! I forbid you to cry, even you are mine, and I forbid you to cry.

Bury flowers.

The name of this heavy hilt sounds a little inconsistent with the temperament of this weapon, especially its name, which is also very unlucky for Baihua team. However, this circle is mostly young people, and there is not so much scruple and pressure. More importantly, its former owner was Sun Zheping. Will he give up a weapon he used well because of this pressure? "Buried flowers? Very good, cool. " When this silverware was first made, the name was automatically generated, which also made many people feel a shadow. But its ultimate owner accepted it so calmly, picked it up, and then used it to smash the haze in everyone's heart. That year, the fallen flowers were at sixes and sevens, and it was too overbearing to bury flowers with swords in professional circles. Now the buried flower, which has been silent for many years, has seen the light of day since last season, and even rose to level 75 in the second half. Now, with the help of Baihua, we will create more brilliance-"full-time master". God Lian Ze showed a little pity in his eyes and said, "Silver, I was born a god, but I still lost my love. Immortals are still busy, where can they influence the right and wrong of the world? What's more, in the dark, there is a destiny, and everyone has their own disasters. The existence of immortals may be more to provide mortals with a beacon of hope and give them a glimmer of hope when they are desperate. " -"the promise of a lifetime"

A sleeping dragon doesn't look terrible, but the moment it wakes up, it will be famous all over the world! What's more, it was awakened! That kind of sudden oppression is shocking enough! -Step by Step "The Story of the Lost"

Time is always flowing, the market is still peaceful, and a limited number of lives are nothing in China. At most, it is only for innocent idle people to talk after dinner, or for malicious idle people to be the seeds of gossip. As for the deeper meaning, I always feel very little, because this is really just a petition with bare hands. The history of human bloody battles is like the formation of coal. At that time, a lot of wood was used, and only a small piece was found, but the petitioners were not among them, let alone unarmed. -Lu Xun's "In Memory of Liu Hezhen Jun"

People are born to act, let alone women.

Sadness is hard enough, let alone hiding it.

First, you and I are strangers, and life has no intersection. People who love me actually love themselves. When I find what I want but I have lost, I feel yearning. People who hate me actually hate themselves. I felt angry when I found what I wanted but I had lost. In fact, there is no love and hate for no reason in the world. Your love and hate are all struggles and dialogues between you and yourself.

Second, if you really fall in love with someone, women will be more and more afraid and will try their best to catch him every day. When you really love someone, a man is satisfied, relieved, and then goes to do other things he should do. Women complain that the other person pays too little just because you give him too much. So, don't always think that he thinks too little of you. Maybe it's just that you always take him too seriously.

I don't know if it's right or wrong. I just want to be with you and wait for the sun to come out. Without water, you are my water; Without food, I am your food. We always believe in the same God and love the same destiny. Falling in love with you, I have the softest part in the world.

Fourth, life is not making things difficult, but sculpture.

Life is a boiling ocean, and there are bound to be strong winds and waves, which is also called magnificent. Life is sailing on the sea, not punting in a small river ditch. Only by braving the wind and waves at sea can we have feelings, heroism and grandeur. Life should be like this. To grasp the course of life, we must ride the wind and waves on the magnificent sea.

6. Perhaps the real success is to live in the way you like.

Sadness is hard enough, let alone hiding it.

Eight, once sentimental, scarred, and finally learned to be ruthless. One day, I am not so young, I still love you, but I always tell myself: I can live my own life. Only in this way, when I am disappointed and lonely, can I tell myself with a smile that it is not that you are not good to me, but that love is illusory and how lonely it was.

True strength is not the absence of tears, but running with tears!

Don't be sad, you see, trees don't cry.

1 1. Life is a special gift from God. Even if you fall into the quagmire of despair, you should hold even a little bit of life bright color worthy of praise, so as to encourage yourself to stick to it and not fall down. As long as there is a glimmer of hope, we must be strong and live, because living will have hope.

Twelve, don't be a dream catcher, I would like to be a dream weaver.

Thirteen, anything that makes you feel heavy, makes you feel bad about yourself, and hinders your progress, just throw it away. Anything, if it just takes up space, has no positive contribution to your life. Throw it away. It takes you a long time to weigh the pros and cons of anything, whether to throw it away or keep it, or worry about something wrong, then throw it away.

14. Don't mind those who are not good to you. Except your parents, no one in this life has the obligation to be kind to you. As for those who are kind to you, you should not only be grateful and cherish, but also be on guard, because everyone always has a reason to do anything. He (she) is kind to you, not necessarily because he (she) really likes you or has an intention, so you must be vigilant and don't take each other as real friends too early.

Fifteen, be sure not to lose your temper and complain in the circle of friends, QQ space, today's headlines or Weibo. When you are in a bad mood, let yourself be quiet for an hour or two, listen to music and watch humorous TV dramas, and then you will find that those upset things are nothing. Don't not only make yourself unhappy, but also make others feel good because of a temporary impulse. As a result, when I see your negative energy, I have an impulse to pull you black.

Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later. Bitterness and sweetness, like a symphony, are integrated into our lives. To refuse suffering is to close the sweet door. You know, the higher you climb, the more thorns you walk through. In this case, it is better to welcome it happily than to accept it sadly. Two postures, two lives, and your own life is up to you.

Seventeen, it is difficult to get up in the morning if you don't come back in your prime; It's time for people to encourage themselves when they reach middle age. Time goes by and waits for no one.

In this world, people always go against their wishes, do things they don't like and live lives they don't want. Don't ask others why, ask yourself why. Pain will remind you of what you did wrong. Only after going through the baptism of pain will you know what you need.

19. Don't stay in the past, don't recall the past, no matter what happens, don't give up, stick to it, there will be unexpected scenery. Maybe it's not the road you originally wanted to take, nor the top of the mountain you originally wanted to climb, but another road has another kind of scenery, and different peaks will also have beautiful sunrises. Don't forget the original road.

If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you chose the wrong person.

2 1. You must believe that there must be your lover in the world. Whether you are surrounded by light at the moment, drowned by applause, or you are walking alone in a cold street and getting wet by heavy rain, whether it is a light snow morning or a hot evening, he will definitely walk past them and walk towards you through the turbulent crowd in the world. He will find you. You must wait.

In the real society, there are indeed many successful people who have not received a good education, but don't think that this example means that you can succeed without studying hard. When you don't have a good family background, rich contacts and sufficient funds, what you learn is the only weapon you have. People can start from scratch, but never be unarmed, remember!

Twenty-three, look forward to it and learn to adapt. Life is a bustling place, not all clouds. Grasping it is happiness. Bravely looking at the scenery in your heart is happiness, and the running water is ruthless. Don't let the years get old, go to a beautiful feast and add excitement to this life. This is the beauty of life.

Love is sometimes like waiting for a bus. Cars you don't want to take stop for you one after another, but the car you really want to take can't wait, like a deliberate prank. When the bus finally arrived late, it seemed that two or three cars were coming in a row, which made people wonder what to do. No matter which car you take, you can't erase the faint disappointment in your heart, and you will always worry about whether missing is the best choice.

Twenty-five, true romance, not standing in the ice and snow kissing, but holding your hand, next to your shoulder, let you know with peace of mind that the direction of home is there.

The past is hard to wash, not to mention you.

1, the past is hard to wash, not to mention you.

2. Most couples break up because one loves to think more and the other doesn't like to explain.

Life is always moving forward, and all the past you thought you couldn't get through is finally over. The most eternal happiness in life is ordinary, and the longest possession is knowing how to cherish it. Once the drama of life begins, no matter how stage fright you have, you must play it to the end.

Loneliness means that you will never bother to choose a gift for a person's birthday again.

5. You asked me what I like about you. I said it was a little gloomy that day. I happened to see you in the coffee shop on the corner, and you came into my heart with sunshine. Since then, I have been fascinated.

6. People with strong inner feelings will apologize; But only someone with a stronger heart can forgive.

7. It's agreed that I will always go with you. When one day you can't walk, I will accompany you. In this life, I walk with you and sit with you. This is love, and this is the true meaning of companionship.

8. I have never done what others ask, and even feel that this is my duty; On the contrary, I never ask others for help. For one thing, I'm afraid I owe money, and for another, I'm afraid no one will help me. The mind is fragile, subconsciously to help others maintain friendship. This is just another blx.

9, or think about how to make yourself better, don't expect to meet the right person all day, you are too young, even if you meet, you can't catch it, you are excellent, and naturally there are the right people side by side with you.

10, look at the boy he gave birth to. He is handsome and gratifying, and his heart has softened first.

1 1. If one day we break up and turn against each other, and you go out and scold me with the whole world, I won't share your secret with me in the middle of the night, crying and laughing. The moment a person tells you something that can ruin his reputation and make others laugh, he must regard you as the closest person. Friends or ex-friends, everything in life is hard to last. I will always remember the moment when you gave me your heart and protect it.

12, I believe that what happens to me every day, whether good or bad, is to meet you. I haven't met you yet, probably because I'm not the best myself at this time.

13, a person suddenly contacted you, normal, he was looking for a spare tire; It's normal to suddenly stop contacting you. You are just a spare tire. I contacted you again one day, which is quite normal. You are a good spare tire. Then I stopped contacting you. It's still normal. There is a better spare tire than you.

14, may your world be full of stars, never change your mind, walk through the turbulent crowd, walk through the hardships of life, and trust your lover.

15, blx, think too much, everything is ready. This is a disease that must be treated.

16, don't listen to other people's bluff, every step of life should be completed by your own ability. I have no material in my stomach, no skills in my hand, and it is useless to know more people. Networking will only give you opportunities, but it depends on real skills to seize them. Therefore, self-cultivation is much more important than pleasing others everywhere.

17, life is pale and powerless, but only a few strokes of youth can describe the appearance of life.

18, the heart is too soft, others hurt you, or you hurt others, it will make you feel uncomfortable.

19, I really don't understand why human body setting is so difficult. Braised pork with rice is delicious enough to cry, but protein with starch will be fat. It is best to lie down when you are full, but it is fatter. Why can't human beings be happy at first, drink and eat meat, and get thinner and thinner?

20. Love can be simple, but not casual. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person.