The most popular funny copy in November

1. Don't ask me for money. We are all the same age. If you don't have money, can I have it?

2. You can eat whatever you want. If you don't have a little weight, how can you hold your heart in the world of mortals?

3. Just now, a luxury car passed by me and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a raincoat of my own.

4. Three illusions in life: lose weight tomorrow; Go to bed early today; I'll chop my hand if I buy it again.

5. I don't know how people who talk about it every six months do it. I feel that my talent is nowhere to be put to use if I don't talk about it every day!

6. When someone catches a cold, their daughter-in-law says, Take the medicine and go to bed. It will be fine when you wake up. I have a cold, and my daughter-in-law said: Go to work after taking the medicine and sweat a little.

7. Ordinary people who are in a bad mood will become unable to eat, while those who eat goods in a bad mood will become unable to eat.

8. All along, the four spiritual pillars that support my life progress are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery and waiting for salary.

9. I dreamed of Yue Lao last night and asked him, "Why don't you give me a boyfriend?" Yue Lao looked at me and said, "The red rope is short and the legs are thick, so I can't tie it."

1. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I once bought it as a poor dog, but now I think it is ugly.

11. When you encounter unlucky things in your life, don't be depressed. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

12. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and treat each other sincerely forever.

13. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked so hard to dream a beautiful dream with fragrant contents all night, but I woke up the next morning and I couldn't remember it all.

14. Don't be sad. Although you are ugly, we don't look down on you. We don't even dare to look at you for fear of vomiting.

15. My wife said I was sixteen generations younger than her! I asked her why she said that, and she said that I married her after eight generations of blessing, and she said that she married me after eight generations of bad luck!

16. Sometimes, people are cold to you, which may not be your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

17. Why do good-looking girls have money to spend? Great God replied: Because the beautiful girl's day is about retouching time, and time is money!

18. Girls should never go out alone at night. It's really dangerous. There are barbecue and midnight snacks all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. If you can't help but go into one casually, you will gain several pounds.

19. Love is complementary. I am less angry when I think that my boyfriend is bad because I am too good.

2. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you late into the night every day, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.

21. Eating food is everything. When you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, eat delicious food to amuse yourself!

22. What every student is good at is to exclude two wrong ones from the four options, and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

23. Why do you buy clothes every year and have no clothes every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes are not worthy of you this year.

24. Since I was able to shop with my mobile phone, I have achieved two major successes: successful login and successful payment. I also have my own car, shopping cart. Also understand their own shortcomings, the balance is insufficient.