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Those who get tickets on the first day of the road talk about summarizing 40 articles.

On the first day on the road, I was given a ticket (Part 1) 1. It's all my fault that the vehicle was punished because of my carelessness. Thank you, traffic police friends, for your hard work.

2. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

3. Keep in mind the traffic rules and travel politely.

On the day of counting down, I first gave the car a ticket, then rubbed the car, and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

On a particularly bad day, the car was fined, the parking fee was paid and the money was lost. Well, it's really hard for me.

6. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!

7. Strong violation concept and high safety factor.

8. Safety comes from prudence in sticking to the post, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to the post.

9. Old drivers sometimes park illegally to commemorate their first detention in Qingdao.

10. Even if you give a ticket to the car, you must first make up your makeup and take a selfie.

1 1. Drinking before work is like getting into the jaws of death.

12. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.

13. You can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. I ate a fine and wanted to correct it.

14. Everyone travels politely every day, and the roads are safe and smooth every day.

15. create your own happiness safely, and leave the world suffering if you violate it.

16. If I'm not careful, I ran a red light. Finally, I was greedy, and the 6 points were gone.

17. Safe production of wealth, illegal operation accident.

18. At the end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is a closed dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

19. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!

Talking about getting a ticket on the first day on the road (2) 20. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we will be given a ticket.

2 1. The electronic violation handling hall is crowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIP Sister. . .

22. If you increase the speed to 100 km per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.

23. Guarantee equals safety, and violation equals death.

24. I was accidentally stopped by a concrete mixer and ran a red light today. It is a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.

25. Safety lies in caution, and violation of regulations often leads to accidents.

26. Last month, I handled a car violation, fined 800 yuan, and went to the bank to pay. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I went back to my hometown to get something the next day and never paid for it. It's only 20 days since I have to pay the late payment fee from 360 yuan today. The country really can't afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank before I can get the interest from 360 yuan.

27. A good day begins with being given a ticket, so don't be lucky. Today, the ticket was given, and I actually went to work, so I realized that my Spring Festival holiday had entered the countdown.

28. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.

29. I haven't broken the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. Even funnier, I broke the rules in the same place three times. I am really angry!

30. Slow down, don't rush, and always take care of your life.

3 1. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!

32. Don't be eager for quick success and instant benefit, take risks, and don't rush for quick success and violate regulations.

33. Paving a happy road safely is tantamount to digging your own grave.

The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.

35. If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"

36. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

37. I'm really sad to be fined 200 yuan for illegal parking.

Talk about your first day at work.

Talk about your first day at work.

First, I stared at you on the first day of work and ate you.

20xx. 10.29 On the first day of work, I am full of energy and become a better self, so I must work hard and come on!

Third, on the first day of driving to work, I went out and met the traffic police Oba, which scared the baby. The coach gave 60 points, make persistent efforts.

At the end of the first day, I seem to have practiced leg skills at work, but I didn't feel tired.

Fifth, the first day at work: I stood for several hours, my back ached, I drank hundreds of cups, and now I still feel like a hot pot.

6. Be indifferent when you are proud, and calm when you are frustrated. Refueling on the first day of work.

On the first day of work, I saw a bunch of flowers by the window. The flowers were small, scattered, white and soft, like wild flowers on the side of crops when I was a child. She seemed to like her flowers very much and happily introduced them as acacia plums. Since then, every morning, she has to change the water and trim the branches and leaves, one by one. I said, this is so touching. Work is not passionate, life is passionate. She said with a smile.

Eight, friends around us are working hard for some goals. Although the goals are different, there is a feeling that everyone is struggling together. This feeling is great. I hope what I do is that I like to record my first day of work.

Nine, the first day of walking to work, the same is true, it needs a little pursuit to make life a little interesting.

Mom, the unit leader told me to go to work at noon today, but I'm going to see you on Monday, so I asked for leave to report on Tuesday. In the next three days, I will travel between three provinces and four cities. I am so idle when I am free. When it comes to going to work, I am very busy. I asked for leave on the first day. That's all right. I'm glad to see you back. Come back and do a good job

On the first day of work, I caught a cold and got an inflamed throat. I was trapped in the northern suburbs waiting for customers for four hours. I can't eat if someone else has an appointment. This wonderful customer must make us change. Take the last few subways, there is no bus at the south gate. Take a taxi back. I haven't eaten for more than ten hours, and I haven't eaten on the way. I didn't have any food when I got home. Take a few sips of boiled water. By the way, I ate the Pu 'er tea residue I made yesterday.

I don't know how to describe the strange and familiar feeling on my first day at work.

On the first day of the closure of the Yangtze River Bridge, I went to work from the tunnel and left home half an hour earlier. I ended up half an hour late for work.

On the first day of work, I have decided who I want to play with, and then I will get to know each other in my own way, so that I can have a good time with the people I like.

Fifteen, the first task on the first day of work is to run the second voucher of the bank.

I left the production desk on the first day of work almost a month ago. I can't tell the difference between ordering cheese and ordering potatoes. When I went back to the dormitory, my big brothers still didn't leave me alone in the dormitory. I didn't cut my hair for a month.

I moved yesterday, and it's my first day to work here today. It seems that I am doomed to be late.

On the first day of returning to work after the wedding holiday, my colleague asked me in front of everyone, "How do you feel about your wedding night?" ",how should I answer this question? This makes me very embarrassed. At that time, I was not only angry, but also full of anger, especially wanting to scold him. Later, I thought harmony was the most important thing, so I was very unhappy to answer him that it was a long story with endless aftertaste. 20xx 10 year129 October

I was late on my first day at work, so I thought I could take the dog.

Twenty, the first day of formal work in Beijing began, and it was also the beginning of my 23-year-old. I am in Beijing

The first day of menstruation is very painful, and the first day of work is even more painful.

Twenty-two, Hong Kong Zhen I haven't read a management book seriously in four years. On the first day of work, the boss threw a book and said, finish it at the weekend!

Twenty-three, it will be more comfortable to cooperate with people with high emotional intelligence. This week, the finance department of Shanghai company came back to work after giving birth to a child. On my first day at work, I visited the dock. It is polite to ask me questions this afternoon. I sent a QQ message tonight to thank me and contact my feelings. That's what happened. You give me face, I give you lining ... give you the result you want, and feel at ease!

Twenty-four, the first day of work after vacation is spent in a meeting; Meeting the next morning and going on a business trip in the afternoon; On the third day, prepare for the press conference. Business trip and meeting next Monday and Tuesday. . . . . This rhythm is in sharp contrast to vacation.

Twenty-five, every time I go to work on the first day, I feel like I'm going to die. If something goes wrong, it will only be my own pot. It's still half a month away. It's too difficult.

Twenty-six, the first day of work, the entry formalities have not been completed, and it is already 9: 30 in the evening after work. The whole class 16, just 16. Although the workload is heavy, the class cadres are young, lovely, responsible and happy. Fortunately, they can just do their favorite jobs.

Twenty-seven, the favorite person in the company is the post-70s HR elder sister. From the first day at work, she can go home arm in arm with you. As a recognized old driver, there are all kinds of dirty jokes, and there are no communication barriers between driving and the post-90s generation. As an HR, she often encourages us to leave early, so confused that as a local who has lived in Chengdu for more than 40 years, it is very cute to rely on me as a super road idiot to lead the way.

Twenty-eight, step into a new journey and finally have a goal. On the first day of work tomorrow, in order to avoid being asked, I have read a book and taken notes. I just hope everything goes well for myself ~ good night!

Twenty-nine, first day at work! Good luck!

Thirty, embarrassed ... on the first day of work, two pieces of plastic were broken after molding. ....

Thirty-one, stay in bed for three days, and get stuck on the road on the first day of work.

I fired my boss on my first day at work today. The reason turned out to be that the office was too stuffy. Keep looking.

I want to say something, but I'm too tired to. I want to use this photo to commemorate my first day at work.

Thirty-four, the first day of work after childbirth, thinking about the baby is the driving force. Let's go

Talk about the first day of work after the holiday.

1, the first day after the national day, I feel that I haven't adapted to the rhythm yet. What should I do?

2. On the first day of work after the National Day, relax and get back on time, and work is easy and safe. Work hard and be frugal, and you will never be too happy. Fame and fortune, usually happy.

3. After the National Day! First day at work! How can this mood be the same as going to the grave! Very painful! Very painful! Scratch your heart and lungs!

4. How do you feel about going to work on the first day after National Day? Any surprises?

I feel sleepy on the first day after National Day, so I can't be greedy any more. Where do I wake up naturally?

6. The National Day is over, and today is the first day of work. Returning to work after a pleasant holiday is accompanied by post-holiday syndrome.

7. With the celebration of National Day, set foot on the express train of work, open your happy heart and devote yourself to happy work. I wish you a happy return to your post, smooth work and successful career!

8. Today is the first day after the National Day. I am so sleepy that I can't describe it! Spring sleepy, autumn short, summer nap, hibernation. I want to sleep all year round! I hope everything will return to normal tomorrow!

9. Going to work on the first day after the holiday, are you sleepy even during the meal time? Have you found that the long vacation is actually not long?

10, autumn is full of dreams, autumn is full of hope, autumn is full of health and fragrance, autumn is full of my sincere wishes for good luck, work hard after the National Day, and good luck will ring for you.

1 1, get up and go to work! Don't sleep late after the festival. Don't pull a long face, look depressed. Adjust yourself and continue to work hard! Working people are the most beautiful! 12. After the National Day holiday, I have to go to work again. On the way to work after the holiday, if you meet Michele Monique Reis and Lin Daiyu coming to you at the same time, which one do you want? I hope you want Jiaxin (salary increase) instead of Lin Daiyu (zero treatment). Hehe, I wish you a happy holiday, a promotion and a raise!

13, National Day is a dash, always twists and turns; National day is an exclamation point, always wanting more; National day is an ellipsis, always reluctant to go; National day is a comma, always a little bit worse; Now that the National Day has passed, please devote yourself to your work.

14, National Day holiday is gone forever, please don't be sad, don't be sad, immediately cut off your laziness, copy your enthusiasm, paste your efforts, save your happiness and fight for your dreams. I wish you a happy and satisfied job!

15, 1 1 month 17, happy holidays, comfortable travel, safe sleep and safe play; When you start working, everything is troublesome, clean up and have fun, give up your ambition, and be rational and calm. Have a nice day at work.

16, this is the service desk. Since you are full of energy during the 11th holiday, please choose your job type. Press 1 for morning shift, 2 for middle shift, 3 for night shift, 4 for overtime, 5 for make-up, 6 for shift change and 7 for shift change. Have a nice day at work.

17, holidays, rushing by; Party, hastily dissolved; Lie down and come to an end; Loose, put it in the refrigerator; Aftertaste, long vacation; Flying is a dream in my heart. The holiday is over, clear your mind and start a new journey!

18, I left during the holiday, and the work came quietly! I waved my sleeve and wiped away the sadness on my face! Work is coming, adjust your mood and get ready to go! Let happy work enrich everyone's space!

Talking about the first day of work on 20 19

At the end of the first day of the new year, I felt lost in my new job and new environment. However, there is no way to choose what you want to do at present, so you can only stick to it.

Today, my former boss contacted me again and asked me to go back to work. How much he trusted me before, I can be an e-commerce, which is the opportunity he gave me. It's a pity that I can't go now, alas! Work hard, although it is not the life you want now, you can only change it slowly. Come on! Be sure to work hard!

Talking about the first day of work on 20 19

First, I received good news on the first day of the new year! I'm so happy, the countdown is coming, and I'm on the last bus ~ ~

Second, wow! I will start a blog at the beginning of the new year, and I am going to send one! Tomorrow, the first day of the new year, have fun!

Third, on New Year's Day, shave at work and look in the mirror. Yes, I am also a small fresh meat. Brother Ma Feng is a little more handsome than me!

Fourth, on New Year's Day, I gave a bunch of eggs that girls like to eat, and the lazy monkey wanted to eat jiaozi.

I still have more than two months' holiday. I don't want to go to work, but life is not easy and I can't help it. On the first day of work in the new year, I was crushed by a chair and my fingers bled. Although it hurts, I haven't experienced the pain of life.

6. On New Year's Day, when my mother doesn't go to work, I can play the coquetry in my mother's arms. If you are tired of playing, you can lie down like grandpa. It's nice to celebrate the New Year. When dad comes back from duty, it will be better to watch the Lantern Festival with me.

Seven, dogs and cats. . Hanging a water or P tube on the first day of the new year is the beginning of happiness. .

Eight, after the end of the year, I started to run around in the new year. In fact, I was insomnia. On New Year's Day, you should have a long face! Set six alarm clocks.

Nine, the first day of the new year to work. Just after dinner, I am busy changing clothes and rushing to work!

Yesterday was the first day of the new year. My colleagues and sister took beautiful photos of me. Although I am very tired and sad, I am still very happy to see myself like this! When you are here, I wish you a happy New Year. Congratulations on getting rich!

Eleven, the first day of the new year to work, or to make yourself full of energy!

12. I've been working overtime almost every day since the 4th New Year's Day ~ Working overtime makes my head explode ~ It's really brain-burning ~ Especially when I'm still in the cycle of cold and hot colds, I really feel very hard ~ I can't meet the workload when time is not enough, so I can deeply understand how important it is to have a strong team! It's really a happy thing to have a small partner to help share a little ~ [Come on] Finally, thank you for the love brand cold granules of Ronaldinho's children's shoes, which tastes good ~

Thirteen, I go to work on New Year's Day, hahaha. I want to be a withdrawal chicken. It's so handsome.

Fourteen, the first day of the new year to work as a gift, happy New Year.

15. On New Year's Day, I don't adapt to work, and my mind is still eating, drinking and having fun at home! I won't get up at half past eight tomorrow.

Sixteen, the first day of the new year to work, the first day to fly to Qingdao! 13 left Qingdao and never came back! I obviously bought a ticket from China Bank, so I went to Shandong Airlines to check in on the island, and then I went to the counter of China Eastern Airlines to check in and get an upgrade for free. I finally printed out the boarding pass of China Eastern Airlines, so I look forward to whose plane I will board in the end! I really want to count the flights.

Seventeen, the first day of work in the New Year was a little unfamiliar, and the original plan was completely disrupted. I'm ashamed to contact you if you don't go out to play. I didn't receive it today because I didn't. Just hate me and blame me. If you are not sure, just say so. If you hate me, I'm not the only one! Leprechaun! No matter what kind of mood you treat me with, I deserve it. Say it again, let me say it.

Eighteen, the first day of the new year to work, I wish everything as new, such as happiness, such as heartbeat ~

19. Good morning, guys. It's New Year's Day, early in the morning. On the first day of the new year, when I went out, I found a flat tire. . . Forcing me to be late for work on the first day of New Year's Day! !

On the first day of the new year, besides going to work, I just want to go to Amway Amway, my doll.

On the first day of New Year, I missed the subway station. Most importantly, when I watched the door close, an aunt next to me said to her son, look, look, you still have an earphone. Do you think this aunt got off at the wrong station while listening to the song? Don't wear headphones every day People who don't know will think you are a hearing aid.

Twenty-two, New Year's Day, the weather is great! I wish my family and friends peace and health in the new year and I can win the grand prize myself.

On the first day of the new year, I hope the new year is happy, safe and smooth, and everyone is happy every day.

Come to work on the first day of the new year! ! ! Try to be happy! ! ! One world, different monitors!

Twenty-five, the first day of work in the New Year, in order to avoid the fatigue of running back and forth for five hours, go out early and return late, the limit is coming to an end, and go home.

26. On New Year's Day, I am busy taking care of the baby, cooking for the baby, cooking for us, cleaning and going to work. Is it necessary to be so busy on the first day of the new year? It is destined to be a busy year! I wish my friends a happy New Year and a happy family! Good luck in the Year of the Rooster!

On the first day of the new year, the weather is fine and everything goes well, which is a good sign.

The first day of Chinese New Year: He went to work today, and my grandparents played cards with them. I walked too slowly and was caught off guard, so I had to take him home. It began to rain again, so we had no choice but to stay at home. We can all have fun. Finally fell asleep and was moved by myself to cry! It's hard for me to sleep until his parents and mother-in-law come back!

On the first day of the new year, I went to work for a meeting, arranged many tasks and planned a bright future, a new working environment, new colleagues' leadership and a new starting point. Come on!

30. I received many red envelopes from my sisters when I went to work on New Year's Day. I'm busy too. Sometimes I feel tired because of work, but there is no easy job. [Come on] I got together with my friends in the evening, so I came back early because I have to go to work tomorrow. Happy New Year, Dad.

I got up at 3 am last night to watch the final of Barcelona vs Chelsea 1/4, which led to a daze on the first day of the new year ~ but I was still not satisfied. Continue to watch the champion in the evening. Let's play together.

Thirty-two, I rested for three days and went to work on New Year's Day. It was Laba Festival, and I wore long pants for the first time in winter. But if I don't catch a cold, I won't wear them. Spring has come. Good morning!

Give a compliment to the girl who works overtime on New Year's Day.

Thirty-four or ten days' holiday was actually spent at home. Leave tomorrow, yes. Today is not the first day of the new year, so I need to earn more money.

Thirty-five, the first day of the new year, only 1 hour, already dying. I want to go home and play FFXV. .

Go to work on New Year's Day, work overtime on New Year's Day, secretly look at pineapple oil and milk tea, come on.

Thirty-seven, 1 year, Tuesday, 324 days. After the New Year holiday, I go to work on the first day of the New Year. When I gave Yang Yang milk in the morning, I felt that his cough was not completely cured, so I added granules. As a result, my father was dissatisfied and said that the medicine was three points poisonous, so there was a dispute. Later, he asked me to go to work and he took care of the children himself. After I went to work, my grandmother called me later and said that my father had sent Yang Yang back to the country alone. Anyway, Dad won't give Yang Yang any more injections and medicine. I hope Yang Yang will recover slowly.

Thirty-eight, the first day of the new year, I want to tell myself not to be too tired and do a good job every day. If you can't finish it today, do it tomorrow. Never work overtime and don't put pressure on yourself.

On New Year's Day, I threw up at work. Has this laid the general tone for the work throughout the year? ........

Forty, the first day of the new year, so tired. I'm going to sleep. Good night

Forty-one, I feel exhausted on the first day of work in the new year.

Forty-two, I went to work on New Year's Day, and I was shocked when I went to the toilet. The board in front of the door used to be a little cleaner, but now it is to stay away from abortion and cherish life. There is also a small public welfare propaganda below, and it is forbidden to tear it up.

Forty-three, although I am reluctant to go to work on the first day of the New Year, it is quite happy for everyone to grab red envelopes together after coming.

44. New Year's Day, are you at work on New Year's Day? Open human beings tell you: what is efficient work that makes me happy!

Forty-five, sequela of Spring Festival Evening ~ New Year's Day, I was posted a note by my colleague. The higher the face value, the greater the responsibility.

Forty-six, I spent the first day of the new year at work, and my family and relatives went out for dinner, so I stayed alone to comfort my lonely heart ~ monkey chocolate.

47. Ding Younian goes to work on the first day of the first month and the first day of the New Year. Good luck in the Year of the Rooster.

Forty-eight, the first day of the new year to work, free working meals! Plus two boxes of Ferrero.

Forty-nine, not on the way to pay off debts every day, go to work on New Year's Day, and set a small goal: by the end of the year, the house will be paid off, rented out after simple decoration, the car loan will be paid off, the wife will have a baby, the expected date of delivery is approaching, the mother will be safe and healthy, and she will usually finish reading two books on management! Come on, work hard.

Fifty, the first day of the new year! Hee hee ~ the scenery is really beautiful.

5 1. On the 18th day of the first month, I went to work on the first day of the New Year, and the house decoration started smoothly.

52. Thank you for your support. On the first day of the new year, I made a good start. Today is the first day of the new year. Express your feelings at the moment in one sentence: It is said that many people want to change jobs, can they not go to work? !

53. On the first day of the New Year, my computer crashed and I had a fever for three days. I believe this must be a great responsibility for me.

54. On New Year's Day, grandma went out to buy food at noon. I take a lunch break in my room and watch TV outside. I have an appointment to watch only two episodes. Later, I fell asleep. When Bao turned off the TV and called me, it was too late. But grandma hasn't come back yet. I was so busy that Bao called grandma and asked her when she would come back. Bao is really clever. After the phone call, ask grandma when you will come back. Grandma said she was on her way. Bao also knows how to ask: how long will it take to come back? It's really great. Worried about not being able to catch up, I quickly let Bao put on clothes and shoes, take him to see grandma, and then give Bao to grandma. When I went out, the elevator had come before I could lock the door. When Bao wanted to run in, I called him out and told him to press the elevator button, but Bao didn't respond, so he stood there, causing the elevator to close and go down again. Because I was impatient, I complained and kept nagging me to let you press the button. These elevators are descending again. Later, my mother reflected that she really shouldn't. My mother should take care of her nagging. Don't nag, don't complain, don't be impatient or blame. My baby has grown up like a young man, and my mother loves you.

55. Today is the first day of school and the first day of work in Malaysia in the New Year. Malaysia was the first to get up, and my daughter and I were still sleeping. We said goodbye to our daughter when we left. When Guoguo heard that her mother was going to Qiandao Lake, she cried with a loud voice and said that she would be with her mother. She coaxed her for a long time. She used to get up first, then sit in the car, and then agreed to let her go, saying that she would buy a toy.