On emphasizing taste space

1, the greatness of life, die under the flower! 2, shit can be eaten indiscriminately, so don't talk nonsense with me.

Don't forget, only you can.

No one can take anything that belongs to me!

On my stage, you are no longer the leading role.

6, feelings are not natural disasters, happiness is your own master.

7. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

8. If I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.

9, standing to pee is nothing, have the ability to stand and shit.

10, whoever wants to simply compare with whom, if I am wrong, just kneel down.

1 1. Have what you like, don't be afraid of the result.

12, rather than humble love, it is better to be arrogant and lonely.

13, girls are always in love with spring, and young women are always wet.

14, leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.

15, I have my own style, you can't afford to imitate it.

16, even if my love is cheap, you don't deserve it.

17, people who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

18, whether it's a man or a dog, an enemy or a friend, you can see for yourself after a long time.

19, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

20, life is not satisfactory, live earth-shattering.

2 1, youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot or touch yourself.

22, Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok! I won't pay to see if you can do it!

23. I am not a glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

24, wash your proud bangs, you can take out 2 pounds of oil!

25. Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.

26. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

27. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

If he loves you, he does not need to please you. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

29. Please make it clear that I don't want it, let alone you don't want it!

Don't shit in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

3 1, brother is not lonely, it is spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

I would rather create my own sadness than copy the happiness of others.

34. The world is too chaotic now. Do it if you don't accept it. If you are poor, you have to eat.

35. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

36. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

37. Do you know why sometimes the stool is thin? Because things are rare.

38. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

39. I feel that I am not at school, but at school. I am simple and rude without wearing a condom.

40, the male god is behind, I wanted to turn around and smile, but my nose was foamed.

4 1, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

43. Brother, you are much thicker than Dad. That's what mom said.

44. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

45. Women scream when they see men naked, and men whistle when they see women naked.

46. I won't look you in the eye. I'm scared because I saw shit in your eyes yesterday.

47. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Live better, but for yourself.

48. A confident woman is not arrogant. Self-confidence means believing, and only by believing can she be happy.

49. My present position: WC. Posture: Squat. Face: twitching. Status: hard.

50. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I will take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

5 1, I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

52. Every time I tell you a lot, you just answer, did you take a shit?

53. I am embarrassed to tell my male friends what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my menstrual period.

54. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

55. I had a dream about you. I am sad. You are eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn't listen and hit me.

56. Since ancient times, who didn't have shit and who defecated without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

57. Go to the toilet when you are in a bad mood, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

58, bitter old trees faint, the school canteen price increases, students are hungry into thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

59. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

60. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account at the end of my life.

6 1, I fell in love with a six-year-old girl, which is really sinful. It is really sinful for you to get rid of the person you like.

62. Once I was playing on the ground, the male god patted me from behind, and then I farted loudly.

63. After taking a shower, I trotted to my wife in bed and said, Sir, here comes your sausage. Take away or eat here. A word from my wife: slice.

64. The area of large intestine is about 300 square meters, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally know what life is worse than death.

65. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely break your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

66. A friend fell in love for two years and was heartbroken. I comforted him not to be sad. You are someone else's wife who has slept for two years.

67. A student said: Teacher, I want to shit! Teacher: Be polite! The student was silent for a while and said, teacher, my ass wants to vomit!

68. Our class wants to rehearse Farewell My Concubine. I wanted to say this to a girl. I play the overlord and you play the concubine. As a result, I accidentally said: I play the tortoise and you play the concubine.

69. The day before yesterday, in the office, there was music on the computer, and suddenly there was fart. I squeezed this fart into four with the music and found that everyone else in the office was watching me. I was wearing fucking headphones, and the girl next to me said, fart and you'll be all right.

Chat qq space heavy taste

1, boss, a bowl of noodles with old phlegm and Chinese sauerkraut. I'm not surprised. I am a limited edition.

I'll get even with anyone who dares to touch him.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

It's not your turn to tell me what to do in my world.

6, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is deep art.

7, if the relationship between the two is long-term, it is not too late to do it later!

8. Cherish what you have, and don't look back if you give up.

9. Write a poem for you. What? Feed you?

10, my menstrual period is a bloody ghost, and sanitary napkins are vampires.

1 1, I'm lonely, but I don't need your charity.

12, women can still live a wonderful life without men.

13, give me a fulcrum, and I will touch your heart.

14, if two people have a long relationship, it's not too late to do it again!

15, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.

16, don't always lie in the trough, have the ability to turn over.

17, will you die for me? I'll feed you earwax.

18, I'd rather go alone than be hurt by a woman.

19, you tell me about grass mud horse every day, and I tell you about grass mud pig!

20, my feelings you can never afford, it is not cheap.

2 1, wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

22. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

23. If I can shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

24. You win, I accompany you to the throne, you lose, I accompany you to make a comeback.

Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

26. I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in the future.

27, my friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, only my heart!

28. I saved dandruff for a year because you said you wanted to see a snow.

29. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

3 1, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

32. Girl, when your hair reaches your waist, you won't shit when you go to the toilet.

33. Do you know why sometimes the stool is thin? Because things are rare.

34, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.

Since you can't go back in the past, don't go back and edit our idol drama again.

36. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

37. I'm going to the toilet to calm down. Eating shit won't solve the problem!

38. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

39. When you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

40. Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are beaten silently.

4 1, do you get up early because of the pursuit of the toilet or because the bed is not reserved?

42. In a word, it's cold in winter, and I don't even want to lift the quilt.

43. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

44. My back itches. Should I change? Stop it. It's just that you should take a bath.

45. Do you know who is the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history? Correct answer: period!

46. A woman with a melon face sleeps in a beauty sleep, while a woman with a steamed bun face can only sleep in a cage.

47. A man never grows up. Don't expect him to wean before he is 60.

48. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

49. Bring my long hair to my waist. I have to squat in the pit. If I don't squat, my hair will smell coquettish.

50. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude without wearing a condom!

5 1. How to say that you are constipated in euphemistic language? I have a bad feeling.

52. Every time I tell you a lot, you just answer, did you take a shit?

Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?

54. Every time I masturbate, I think in my mind: Son, it's not that dad doesn't want you, it's that you don't have a mother.

55. Who didn't have shit since ancient times and who didn't use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

56. When seeing a pretender, my brother always lowers his head silently. It's not my brother's good quality, it's me looking for bricks.

57. From school uniforms to wedding dresses, how many beds have you shaken, from pink to purple and black, and how many frictions have you experienced?

58. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose from being seen.

59. Honey, I dropped my mobile phone in the toilet. Please buy me crazy 6plus! Is that thing sending me a message?

60. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day, and everyone thought it had good eyes. .

6 1, some people say that women watch Korean dramas and use a lot of toilet paper every year. In fact, men watch Japanese dramas, so why not!

62. The little sunflower mother started her class. The child always has a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

Teacher, please don't just order students to bow their heads in class. Although he may be sleeping, he may also be digging his nose!

64. I fart in the elevator. I shouted that something was burnt, so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

65. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

You should know that no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, you should tell me at the first time, and I will praise you at the first time.

67. Father fly and son fly have dinner together. Son: Dad, why do humans eat rice and we eat shit? Dad: Don't swear at dinner.

68. An unexpected boy donated blood to his girlfriend. After breaking up, the boy asked for his blood, and the girl threw the sanitary towel in the boy's face: Here! I will repay you in monthly installments!

69. A teenager came to buy condoms. The boss was surprised. He said, I want to give a gift to my girlfriend. The boss said: Do you want to wrap it up? He said, no, it was originally used to wrap gifts.

70. Today, when I went to the toilet, I heard a cheerful song coming from the next room: Lala, Lala, I am an expert in squatting. I forgot to bring my paper and squatted down, boasting while pulling. Today's weight is really big, and I pulled a lot in a few seconds.

7 1, suddenly want to fart when walking on the road. There happened to be a motorcyclist next to me, so I wanted to take this opportunity to cover my fart. I don't know if I pushed too hard and made too much noise. The motorcyclist thought it was going to start. I put on the gear and was about to leave. I fell down!

72. Female, I was squatting in the toilet today. An admirer called me and asked me what I was doing. My quick answer is: shit. After three seconds of silence, he said, Holy shit. I said blankly, I don't need to do it myself

Focus on taste, talking about a complete collection, focusing on taste and personality signature.

1. Yesterday, a friend said that he would break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know where it was.

Other people's wives will be angry, and my wife needs to cheer up. Other people's children can buy toilet paper, and mine is still on it.

3. Three white rabbits shit together in the forest. Xiao Bai pulled a round lump, Xiao Hei pulled a cylindrical lump, and Xiao Hui pulled a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked, Grey Grey, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Grey said wryly, hey, I pinched it with my hand.

I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

Everyone must be careful when making friends, and try to make more friends with good wine. Yesterday, a buddy even called me and said that he had a crush on me for a long time! Fuck, so he's gay! The most exasperating thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy for nothing!

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?

7. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

8. People have 206 bones. At the moment the wind blows your skirt, I have 207.

9. A swimmer fell into a shit hole. He used various swimming skills, such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just as he was about to go ashore, he suddenly kicked his leg and hit the wall. He turned gracefully in the water and swam back.

10. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When I grow up, the situation is just the opposite.

1 1. Brother, can I go out with you? I think you are gregarious. Although I am weak, I can stab people, especially women. I can poke her out of the water.

12. People who have never had shit since ancient times pull early and pull late.

13. You always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!

14. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics and water, I suddenly felt. . . I look like shit in the toilet.

16. God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

17. A couple met in the park. The woman asked: Are you willing to die for me? The man looked embarrassed and the woman continued to ask, If you don't want to die for me, then you don't love me. Let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ear and fed it to her.

18. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

19. A brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: Dude, I envy you so much. The buddy said: I envy you, my pants are still on!

20. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

2 1. I woke up in the morning to see my boyfriend playing, and I was unmoved by all kinds of teasing and touching behind him. I'm so angry! Get down and play with his balls with your hands! Maybe it hurts. Get up and chase me, and I run to bed. This guy pushed me down, took off my pajamas and bounced my balls!

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality.

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality.

The words "1" and "ambiguous" literally mean missing this day. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

Love and not love are between your legs. It's up to you.

3, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

4, Bajie, don't peek at the teacher's screen name.

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

6. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

7. Looking back after graduating from college, I found that I slept with a bunch of same-sex people for so long.

8. Don't be a dog when you are brilliant, and don't forget your friends when you are down and out!

9. gay friends is a friend who eats KFC together, and his booty friend is a friend who eats instant noodles together. The former pays attention to communication while the latter pays attention to efficiency.

10, a fucking kiss, the world is in chaos.

1 1. Do you know who is the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history? Correct answer: period!

12. Why do European cucumbers spread viruses? Not gonorrhea, not syphilis, but Escherichia coli. Who can tell me why?

13, youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

14, people can't do two things at the same time-can you?

15, life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands.

16, people should remember what they said and always pay back what they owe.

17, various dogs in the back.

18, give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

19, you said that the coquettish smell on her body was body fragrance.

20. I hope to be your little train and never cheat.

2 1, go to the poop theme restaurant the day after tomorrow, eat the signature toilet, No.5 ice cream and poop chips.

22. Go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

23, a person will become addicted for a long time, and two people will go to bed for a long time.

24. A person I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me. I suddenly don't hate ta, because I can't hate a man with vision.

25, 1 Wanhe1million is the same, because I don't have any!

26. I always feel a faint sadness when I think about the long vacation and my shriveled wallet ~ ~ ~

27. Please don't call sister hooligans in the future. We are the guardians of plastic film removal.

28. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

29, use durian violence LZ chrysanthemum!

30. Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

3 1, when you meet someone who loves you, just follow. After all, people with bad eyes and heavy tastes like him will soon become extinct!

32. It turns out that you are still a John's face and a gentleman's heart!

33. The original screen name can be so long.

34. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there. . .

35. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality;

1, mm suddenly told me when watching TV series: Journey to the West is too abnormal. A man rides another man every day!

2. Love is only one word, and I only do it once.

3, the word ambiguous, literally, is thinking about Japan. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

4, don't blame the sister for being proud, just blame the guy for being ignorant.

5. I am not afraid of my opponent's toughness, but I am afraid that I have been shaking.

6, lingering without wearing a condom, delicious.

7. Leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.

8, wearing a condom, Lao tze is a new day.

9. I hope the woman you touched is rotting.

10, Jinyang Dan, energetic during the day and energetic at night to solve men's skeletons.

1 1. Hold your smelly, beating penis tightly.

12, two traffic packets, the feeling of more traffic is terrible, even if the side leakage is not a problem.

13. Men fall down when they see me. Look at you again. Men run when they see you.

14. Did you have fun with her? Do you have sex hard? Do you still remember me

15, you said you were my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

16. Animals and animals never wear clothes, but they are never interested in sex because the opposite sex doesn't wear clothes.

17, dyed red sheets just to show off passion.

18, people are in rivers and lakes. I can't help it You don't curse. People scold you.

19, if you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep with another man under the bed. ..

20. If you think that eating is my whole life, you are wrong! And ... . Sleep!

2 1, three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Wu Dong loves Loli; Cao Wei controls his wife; Shu Han are all gay.

22. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your ultimate real destination.

23. He won't even let me go to physical education class or run. He always asks me to ask for leave because he is afraid that the man's chest will shake when he sees me running!

24. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

25. Why is my stool often bloodshot? Because my husband loves me deeply. .

26. Sexiness is not coquettish, but cheating and showing off. Fuck.

27, big chest brainless chicken big man show.

28, once I sang: I am lonely ~ He smiled and said: You sang wrong, I should just touch jj.

29, experts suggest that sleep should not exceed 24 hours a day, almost enough, not too much.

30. The rejection that hurts men the most is not that you don't deserve me, but that you don't deserve me.

3 1. As a girl without the advantages of Aoi sora+Maria Ozawa and others, is it wishful thinking to ask a man with Eason Chan+Nicholas Tse complex to live his whole life?