Friends' jokes about the movie ex-3

1. Sometimes God tells you to wait for the right person, but the right person is not necessarily your favorite. Some people are doomed. Although they are sorry, some answers are always love, but now they just want to cherish the people in front of them.

2. Not everyone can be called an ex, and an ex is not just someone, but the trace left in your heart by everyone passing by.

In the eyes of the older generation, broken things can be repaired, but for us, broken things should be replaced. This is what we look like in the eyes of the older generation. We always think there will be another one, so the present one becomes the predecessor. Until now, I realized that not everyone.

No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the entanglement of fate.

All grand farewells are actually temptations. There is no farewell if you really leave. The person who really wants to leave is just picking a sunny morning, wrapping up a coat you wear most often, quietly closing the door and never coming back.

6. Many couples quarrel to prove that they care more about each other and love each other more. However, what they say often turns into venting their dissatisfaction. The more they don't want to hear, the more they talk. What they want to prove is love, but it becomes proof of being hurt.

7. Love when you are young is called harmony, and love when you grow up is called merger and cooperation.

8. When you say "pick up girls", there are only two results, one is losing your mind and the other is losing your kidney. Where are you going this time?

9. Why is there a real age and a nominal age? The real age is the age when you come out of your mother's body, and the nominal age is the age when you come out of your father's body.

10. What fair-weather friends? Friends who have sex after drinking.

1 1. Men are like keys and women are like locks. What is the name of the key that can open any lock? Call the master key!

12. What I want is your hearts, all of your hearts. I don't want someone else's place in your heart, no matter how deep you hide it.

13. I just like the feeling that you are liked, not like you.

14. My mission is to accompany me, and her mission is to let me grow up. Growth doesn't necessarily gain anything, it will definitely lose something!

15. You are all waiting. What are you waiting for? Wait for the other person to put it down first.

16. She is still my weakness, but I am no longer her armor.

17. How many predecessors do you have to go through before you can learn to say goodbye?

18. Dispel thoughts with quarreling shells.

19. We all want a new beginning and a new life, but we forget that there will be new people around her.

20. At different stages of life, different people will be left behind. Someone always comes and someone always leaves.

2 1. Some people are destined to make you grow up.

22. There will always be a gentle person who will keep you warm and then leave silently.

23. I think I got a big deal. Uncle, you are very good, but it is Jia Lin who makes you so good.

24. I can't do that kind of support that is not afraid of injury.

25. The real breakup is to close the door gently and not tell you that I'm gone.

26. Everyone thinks that whoever contacts first will lose. What is the biggest fear of feelings? Once the Cold War broke up, one thought he would stay and the other thought she would not leave.

27. Feelings dragged on until the end, and the two were deadlocked, and no one could retain anyone.

28. They are all too stubborn. Just like us, we are always active emotionally. It seems that those who take the initiative to admit their mistakes must lose badly in the end.

29. When you are not worried about her, she will really find another person because she wants to fill this relationship.

30. Sometimes I think it would be great if Jia Lin saw Meng Yun when he was drunk and crying in KTV, if Meng Yun could personally deliver the cold medicine to Jia Lin, and if he could open the door and tell Jia Lin that he still loved her. But he didn't, so he owes Jia Lin 10,000 words of I love you, which is also right.

3 1. Each of us cares too much about our feelings and gives each other condescending love, because we believe that we are excellent, because we always feel good about ourselves and think that everything is right.

32. No one ever remembers that love in feelings means compromise.

33. It's really ugly to keep someone. It's ridiculous to think about that state. You may be afraid that the plot is too sensational, and there are too many funny fragments in the film to be neutralized.

34. In order to keep a person, we really did a lot of stupid things. But the stupider you are, the only thing you can prove. The more you love him.

35. Maybe everyone will find it funny. Ma Gou told Yu Fei that he loved him a little. Maybe it was just me. I really feel like telling our own story.

36. The people you love will be like you in the future.

I don't care how many new girlfriends Meng Yun has after breaking up, because I don't think they are a threat. The moment I saw Zi Wang, she looked at me fearless, and that was me.

38. The more you love me, the more I feel that this is your compensation for Jia Lin. If you can say I love you at the corner, I will run back to you. But badon min didn't say, leaving Zi Wang to cry alone. He admitted that he loved Zi Wang by loving the shadow of Jia Lin.

39. Losing someone means that people all over the world are just like you. As long as I see anyone with a slightly similar personality or similar appearance, I can think of your appearance.

40. What about you in the future? You love her, and she loves you, listening to the same love song, but you just can't go back.

Understanding of "Former 3" after reading "Former 3"

1. If your excuse is tender and cold, then I'd rather never be serious about you.

2. It turns out that the words on the movie tickets will disappear, just like the people who accompany you to the movies.

3. I feel that your name is angular and just fits the vacant position of the same shape in my heart.

4, be your own sun, be sure to polish your eyes!

Forgiveness is a kind of grace, a feeling, a solvent and a lubricant of mutual understanding.

6. Instead of making promises to each other, it is better to act together and leave the most beautiful memories for each other.

7. Will you gradually let go of my hand?

8. Remember the loneliness we thought we couldn't bear?

9, numbness, perhaps because things around you are becoming more and more meaningless.

10, some people call this rebellious psychology, right?

1 1. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you, not because I regret it, but because I can't face the ending without you.

12, some people come, but no one leaves. That's the way things are in the world. What should come will come naturally, and hopes and demands that should not come are useless.

13, don't say I asked myself in advance how real you really are.

14. Count the stars with me. If the IQ is low, count them smart.

15, people will change, you can keep a constant promise, but you can't keep a fickle heart.

16, I'm used to it. I don't need you. I'm fine.

17, if you don't come back, I'll kill everyone who knows you and pretend you haven't been here.

18, all hesitations are inseparable from the word young.

19, a person's memory can always remember sadness but forget happiness.

20. You don't know what society is until reality slaps you.

2 1, I won't retaliate against you, I won't hate you, I won't hate you for losing me and making you sad for many years.

Don't blame her for being suspicious, it's because you forgot to give her the sense of security she wanted.

23, the years are long, I hope you will never move your heart.

24. It turns out that the cruelest parting in the world is watching you leave, but you can't stay.

25. I also hope to be your favorite person when you were a child.

26. There is nothing to trust in the fleeting time. No quarrel, no smoke. The winner and loser of the secret contest are sad.

27. All the time you are willing to waste cannot be counted as waste. John Lennon

28. I don't have much warmth, and I leave it all to people who are good to me.

29. Maybe I should give up my persistence and accept my reluctance.

30. Tieling is a good girl, but there are no good boys.

3 1, there are always some people who will come to your world, teach you to grow up and then leave.

I don't expect to dominate your whole soul. I just want to be your little woman.

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on living someone else's life.

34. Even the best ending seems to be eclipsed without your embellishment.

35. I love you No one can compare with me except your mother.

36. Have you started again? Do you think this is a game? Can you resurrect with blood?

Talk about the sadness that is suitable for sending a circle of friends to your ex.

It is suitable to tell the sadness of friends circle to the ex-1. People who know me are half hypocritical and half true, but I pretend not to know!

2. To make your woman sad is to force her into someone else's arms.

3. Familiar memory, unfamiliar, hiding in which corner to cry.

4. One painful experience is worth a thousand warnings.

Inexplicable sadness arises spontaneously. Yesterday we spoke freely under the same roof, but today we are on the same front, far from knowing the date of the return. Is it the fate of past lives, or the evil of future generations, in exchange for the love of this life.

6. Love, sometimes, doesn't mean no pains, no gains. Here's to you. I respect you for coming into my life inadvertently and ruining my life quietly. After drinking this cup, we will not talk about love.

7. You stabbed me mercilessly with a knife and asked me if it hurt?

8. Nothing to do with others, no betrayal.

9. The whole world is pretending, only I don't! I didn't wait for you to leave.

10. Auntie, lend your daughter this month and pay you back one big and one small next year.

1 1. Saying goodbye may not necessarily lead to meeting again, and saying promise may not be realized.

12. Lonely winter nights, interpreting the cycle of seasons and the passage of years with eyes.

13. Like a cactus that is clearly alive, it can't accept anyone's hug.

14. If only we could bury all the bad feelings.

15. Once, our love was so beautiful, but now it is so sad.

16. Love is a dream, a dream of death, unable to struggle, quietly forgotten!

17. I still like you, but I lack the insistence that I must be together.

18. I am so naive. How long can I remember the rest of those feelings?

19. Not that you are a playboy, but that everyone meets the requirements of being your wife.

20. Everyone who despises love has never left until his death.

Suitable for sending a circle of friends to your ex. Say 2: 2 1. So I pretend on purpose, but I still can't fool my heart.

22. Take the same street and return to two worlds.

23. A lasting relationship is not happy at all, so I only believe in moments.

24. One road can go on, but. People can do this.

I'm afraid to walk alone in a strange city, but I can only walk alone.

26. Every time I meet you, my heart will run aground and my clear thinking will be disordered!

27. Buy a horse with a hundred gold and a beauty with a thousand gold; Where can I buy youth if I buy a senior official?

28. Put your hand in mine and say I love you gently.

29. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable.

30. Nothing else, nothing else, nothing money, nothing emotional.

3 1. I finally know how I lost. It turns out that I'm not as cheap as she and you.

32. Take the initiative because you care, and don't contact because you feel redundant!

33. I want to hear anything you say, warm my heart and forget my fatigue.

I didn't realize that I had tried my best to like you until I cried for you too many times and was disappointed in you, but love was never a personal matter.

The happiest thing in the world is that after some efforts, everything is gradually becoming what you want.

36. If memory is the root of pain, then fantasy is the origin of pain.

I didn't have time to participate in your past, but I missed your future.

38. I shouldn't have desires. With your smile, I long for your hug.

The most ridiculous thing is that I already know the truth, but you are still lying there.

40. You can drink water when it is cold, and even breathing hurts when your heart is cold.

Suitable for sending a circle of friends to your ex. Say three 4 1. If I can meet you, I want to give you a big hug.

42. When what I want to cry most happens, I refuse to cry.

43. The pain is only as long as one hundred days. Soon, I will treat you as a normal person.

44. Fatal injury, fatal words that break my heart, pushed me.

45. I miss you again at night, and the biting pain hurts my heart.

46. You think I don't know much, and I'm too tolerant, which makes me understand you better.

47. I will grow your long hair, improve your cooking and be your good wife.

48. Look at the petals in her mouth. Who has heard her unbridled smile?

49. The future is an imagination of the present, but it is often not as beautiful as you think.

50. What is courage? Crying to ask you to love me, or smiling to see you leave.

5 1, hormones are only responsible for love at first sight, and Plato is responsible for growing old together.

I've always been here, but you don't know I'm waiting for you.

53. Often, the person I love most in my heart is the farthest from myself.

54. When you are really angry, don't cry or make trouble, just don't talk.

55. Say forever when you are sad, and finally break up.

56. If you go wrong, turn around. Remember the way before dark.

No matter how many wounds you have, you can't make a scar on your heart.

58. Different roads, different landscapes and different lives.

59, some things, since lost, will not come again, it is best to choose to forget.

60. Because I have loved, I am compassionate; Because you know, you are tolerant.

Friends circle weekend funny jokes

Selected funny jokes in friends circle weekend 1. Olympic News: The Russian Olympic delegation was robbed just after arriving in Rio, and more than 60 robbers were all seriously injured. Only one Russian player was slightly injured because he stabbed himself with a bottle. More than 60 thugs learned from their experience and stared at a van of the Indian team for robbery. Unexpectedly, 100 people got off the van, and more than 60 thugs were looted by the Indian team. Now they are waiting for rescue.

2. A man who is as strong as an iron tower has never been scolded by his thin wife, never moved his hand or even spoken. Whenever I am angry, I go to the railway station and deliberately expose my money to the outside for thieves to steal. Beating a thief is a tragedy! Over time, all the thieves in the railway station knew. When he came, he said that this grandson was angry at home, and Nima came out to find someone to vent it on!

After visiting the supermarket, I saw an old lady spending RMB in front of me. She took it out and handed it to the cashier. The cashier looked at your drawer and found that there was no change, so she asked her, Aunt, do you have any? The old lady smiled from ear to ear and replied cheerfully: Not bad, I have many sons.

At the beginning of school, the new teacher pushed the door and came in, slapped us on the podium, looked at us coldly and said, I tell you, I never speak justice. The atmosphere in the class suddenly became a bit dignified. After a while, his expression changed. He said, Because I teach geography. ...

5. It's not that many men in China don't like dressing up, but they are a little biased in aesthetics and confident in honey juice. For example. The same is trying on clothes. My mother will ask me if it looks good, I will say it doesn't, and my mother will go back for a change until we are both satisfied. My dad asked me, do I look good? I said I didn't look good. He said you didn't know anything, and then he went out.

6. Yesterday, my-year-old niece cried to me on QQ, saying that she broke up with her ex who had been dating for three weeks last night. She was in pain and advised me: Xiao Yan, love hurts too much! Also lamented: ask the world how to teach people to live and die together! Then continue to say: 18 years old is a wise decision not to fall in love.

7. After the athletes from all countries arrived at the Rio Olympic Village, delegations from other countries made preparations to prevent things from being lost. Only the DPRK delegation was the mobilizer and staff for preventing things from being lost.

8. I met my roommate when I came home from work today, and found that he smelled exactly like his girlfriend. The scum lying in the trough really paid a lot of money to seduce Lao Zi.

9. The recent weather, lying in bed, braising; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot. Today and tomorrow, when you go out, you should pay attention to flanging, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin and Chili powder, and don't burn it. We are streaking, we bring salt for ourselves!

10. In the morning, I have nothing to do. I overheard two women chatting at the entrance of the finance room: a woman who is usually very gentle made me laugh. "My man is really difficult to serve. I think my breasts are big during the day and small at night. When the old lady inflates! "

1 1. Discuss with your classmates in the summer vacation, which homework you do, which homework I do, and then copy it! Follow the plan. As a result, my classmates copied my summer homework and sent it back a week later, saying, "Your summer homework, what you did, is a mess." I changed it for five days before I could copy it with confidence. ...

12. As a member of the system, my predecessors told me not to offend two kinds of female colleagues. One is very beautiful, with a powerful michel platini behind it; One is ugly, and there is a powerful father behind him.

13. When Beipiao returned to his hometown after many years, his mother came out of the kitchen slowly, holding a pot of tea in her hand, and said with concern, "When you are tired, drink quickly. This is the tea made by mother. " His face turned red, and he cocked his blue finger and picked up the cup.

14. News tutorial: An old lady fell on the road and broke her teeth. How did the reporter report it? Hong Kong Press Conference Accountability to the Municipal Government: Are there any hidden dangers in road construction? Taiwan Province reporter will follow up medical insurance: Who will pay for this filling? American press conference pays attention to the social level of the elderly: how do marginalized elderly people live? In Chinese mainland, it is said, "If one person loses his tooth, everyone will help him", "If the road is heartless, people have feelings" and "If the old man loses his tooth, will he help him or not? 》……

15. My husband has a pockmarked birthmark on his ass. One day, I chatted with my girlfriend and said that everyone on the Internet was discussing that if someone was injured and died in a previous life, the injured place would become a birthmark in this life. The boudoir blurted out: it turns out that your husband was stabbed to death by cactus in his last life ... haha, the boudoir is so humorous! Wait! How do you know what birthmark my husband has on his ass? !

16. I was depressed the other day and told my friend who was studying medicine that I wanted to commit suicide. Hand strokes indicate that the knife cut the wrist. My friend who studied medicine said that I didn't cut it like this. It can only be a skin injury, not fatal. Speaking of excitement, he drew me a starting point with a pen. ...

17. My daughter-in-law has been pregnant for several months, and she likes to drink porridge since she was pregnant ... She drank a big bowl of pumpkin porridge made by herself at noon and said in bed during her nap: Husband, I feel the child kicking me. Is it too much porridge that flooded him? This is a three-year-old baby brain?

18. In my sophomore year, a roommate was dumped by his girlfriend, stood on the balcony in despair and smoked, and suddenly turned around and said, Who can give me a reason not to commit suicide? A voice in the corner: It's your turn to clean the dormitory tomorrow. ...

19. The class teacher found a girl in our class because of puppy love and asked her what the boy's name was, but the girl didn't want to say. The head teacher said bitterly that you betrayed your teacher for a boy in a foreign teacher's class?

Chatting with the goddess online, my words reveal the hardships of being single for many years. The goddess replied that this state will change soon. I was secretly pleased, but I didn't expect her to add that you will be miserable for several years soon.

Friends circle weekend funny jokes recommended 1. My deskmate's pen fell to my feet, saying I couldn't reach it and told me to pick it up. I silently picked up the pen and threw it where he could get it.

Every time I look in the mirror, I have an impulse to smash it. I am so handsome, there can only be one in the world.

I should put it on Taobao, because I am also a baby.

If I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own, I would have found a small partner.

Six Classics heard the Five Classics talking to the Four Classics and saw her second aunt's period coming.

6. Everyone who insists on saying good night actually wants to fuck you one day!

7. Don't envy me for not having homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired I am to wear, eat and play every day?

8. As soon as I did my homework, I found my desk fun, my pen fun, my nails fun …

9. Every time you get angry with your daughter-in-law, you must calm down, take a deep breath and tell yourself: I chose, I deserved it, I chose, I deserved it.

10. In summer, I thanked two people: an American named willis carrier, who invented air conditioning. Another China man named Hou Yi killed a sun.

1 1. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally got even. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

12. It is said that boys touch girls' heads% because they like them, and girls touch boys' heads% because they touch their sons.

13. As an emotional person, I didn't realize that I forgot to play light music until I finished my manicure.

14. I have three friends, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What is my name, please? Yes, my name is Babe.

15. How to respond gracefully: "Why don't you fall in love now?" "My mother told me not to hurt anyone."

16. Amitabha, don't be so stubborn in math, wait for the poor monk to sprout you.

17. After years of study experience, I know that classes are for sleeping, homework is for burning, and blackboards are for doodling. ...

18. Someone asked me what I meant by taking only one spoonful of weak water. I said the world only wants you.

19. Don't think that I deliberately went to your space to see you, and the touch-screen phone accidentally arrived …

20. Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on it.

Friends circle weekend funny jokes 1. The unit has a goddess-level sister. Single dog people are as excited as chicken blood, trying their best to get the attention of beautiful women. What I can't understand is that my colleague A not only didn't join, but also kept giving advice to B, and finally got the heart of the goddess. So I have serious doubts about A's sexual orientation. Everything was relieved until I learned that B had a sister who was more goddess than a goddess.

2. I quarreled with my boyfriend last night, and I shouted angrily: get out, you get out! ..... He was also very angry and replied: OK, you say, I'll go out! ..... Watching him turn away, I couldn't help crying. As soon as he heard this, he shouted back: cry my ass, work the night shift at night, and I will come back tomorrow morning. ...

3. History teacher: "Let's talk about War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression. First the September 18th Incident, then what? " The whole class is thinking, the history teacher: "Of course, Lu Zhenhua and Yiping Ru Ping came to Shanghai from the northeast, met Shu Huan, and then there was a deep rain ..."

4. The physics teacher of Grade Two once took a class of students, and the classroom was on the second floor. Once, a classmate in their class looked around and found the physics teacher looking at them in the tree outside the window.

When my mother was a child, when my sister was naughty, she said, Be obedient! Go find your own mother! Once my sister went to my grandmother's house in tears and insisted that she take her to her own mother. Then I bathed in my mother's face ...

6. At work today, my colleague's face is a little swollen. What happened? Colleague: Oh, forget it. I met a girl last night, had dinner, watched a movie, checked in and took a shower. I jumped on her and shivered! As a result, people say, "Sorry, I'm not a lady." I said, "I know you are not a little sister. I'm not going to give you money ... "Then. ...

7. According to my mother, once my mother had a period, and there were no sanitary napkins at home. Except for her, my mother gave me a few dollars to buy in a small shop in the village. Poor me, who was only five years old at that time, walked hundreds of meters, and my memory was a little vague, so I bought a pack of monosodium glutamate. ...

8. Idiot goes on blind date. Seeing the girl so beautiful and stupid, the matchmaker reminded her to talk to her. When Hall stepped forward, he held the girl's hand and didn't know what to say. Afraid of the cold scene, he said, "Happy New Year! Happy Spring Festival ... "

9. When I moved the bricks home, I saw my son watching TV. I said to him happily, "Look who has gone home." The son shouted to the kitchen, "Mom, come and see. Dad is stupid at work and doesn't know who he is. "

10. A sister paper drove to work for the first time after getting a driver's license, and put her female colleague who used to ride an electric car to work together away from the green belt. When people ask her what she was thinking. Sister Paper said awkwardly, "I wanted to say hello to her, but I forgot that I was driving this time ..."