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Random thoughts on the first drop
1. When you go for an intravenous drip, the first thing the nurse asks you is: "Sir, do you play with your left hand or your right hand?" I will think for half a minute first: "Generally, I type with my left hand and hold the mouse with my right hand. At work, I use my right hand more than my left. If my right hand has any discomfort, I can't work. " Also, when driving, you should put your right hand in gear, so it is impossible to keep a gear all the time. After shifting gears, you can hold the steering wheel or use your feet. However, if there is any discomfort in the right hand, it is impossible for the left hand to shift gears and drive. To sum up, let's play with our left hand. "The purpose of talking about this matter is not to show how reasonable my analysis is, but to tell you the fact that no matter how flexible your hands are, your brain is not as flexible as yours. In other words: your professional skills are not as good as the knowledge in your head. In other words: people who make money with their hands are not as good as those who make money with their brains.
2. This time, I need an intravenous drip for three days. It takes me 15 minutes to walk from home to the clinic, and I have to cross two sidewalks and take four bottles of intravenous drip, which takes about 30 minutes on average. That is to say, it takes me 30 minutes x4+65,438+05 minutes x2 to complete a drip. Watch an American blockbuster, make a set of fonts, take 30,000 steps and prepare a sumptuous dinner. Therefore, this period of time must not be wasted like this. If you used to go to the hospital to pump water, you might have basically seen this scene and spent about the same time, but everyone stared at each other for two hours. It's different now. Everyone has a mobile phone, even nurses and doctors are no exception. The whole clinic was silent. Ok, here is a key word that needs to be taken out to talk about "time". If someone doesn't know the word, you can say it. Yes, I'm not talking about what you call "time". I said "coordination time", like these two hours. If you stare at each other with your eyes wide open, it is basically a waste of time; Take a look at the person next to you: "Beauty, what a coincidence, are you sick, too?" , you will immediately get a dirty look; Ok, let's play with our mobile phones and sleep at the head office. Of course, there are so many people hanging water that the nurse can't keep an eye on everyone. If you accidentally fall asleep, or are addicted to playing with your mobile phone, you won't know that the hanging water bottle has emptied your blood. What should I do at this time? Every * * *, I have to make four bottles of potions, the first bottle is bigger. It will take about 40 minutes. At this time, I can take out my mobile phone and brush the cool station, brush WeChat and brush Flipboard. Basically, the time is about the same. I must not continue to call, otherwise the situation mentioned above will be very embarrassing. . . . . The second bottle is smaller. At this time, you can adjust your sitting posture, look around and exercise your analytical ability: a big brother across the street, wearing a ponytail, is obviously burned and has a little beard residue. I think he hasn't shaved for several days. His face is a little tired and he coughs slightly from time to time. His voice is a little hoarse and dull. He is wearing a cowboy coat, which is a bit shabby and has a black T-shirt under it. Look at the water hanging on his hand. His hands are a little rough, with thick cocoons, leaving no nails, and some unknown black objects can be seen vaguely under his nails. He also wore a pair of jeans in his lower body, and two holes were dug in his knees, revealing his not-fat legs. There is a decorative belt around his waist, and there should be a bunch of keys hanging on it, because when he twisted his body, I heard the sound of metal collision, so it can't be a car key, maybe a motorcycle key or a key chain at home. Stepping on a pair of brown retro bull boots is estimated to take quite a long time; When I saw this, the first thing that flashed through my mind was "Zang Hongfei", a rock and musician. I think the analysis is right. Ask at once, brother, where do you play music? (Meng Qiang ...) "Playing music? I have a carved key. Do you want a key? " "........"; The third bottle is also relatively small, but I just remembered the LOGO of a safe I received yesterday, and I began to have a brain hole. (security → safety → strengthening → protection → privacy → "shield", there are too many shields, so we need to add another element, security → occupation → authority → positive direction → wealth accumulation → "plus sign"), well, a shield with a plus sign is simply a sign. The fourth bottle of water is another big bottle. Well, I had enough time, so I took out the draft book I carried with me and quickly drew this wonderful LOGO. After a series of means, such as marking, abstraction, highlights and shadows, I finally succeeded in showing my ideas perfectly. I am very excited to ask my big brother across the street, "What do you think of this painting?" Big Brother glanced at it: "Yes, this 360 security guard is quite similar." "I go to, really like ...". . . All right, just call me Duan. I accidentally wrote another paragraph. The purpose of telling this story is not to show my basic skills, but to tell you the fact that learning to plan time can make you get twice the result with half the effort. In other words: inspiration comes from life, and details determine quality. More succinctly, creativity is everywhere.
3, these days are basically in a state of stiff gangsters, and they have not been very awake, blue and thin mushrooms; Once again, I feel that man is like a dust to nature. In the face of health, no one is a god, and everything is fair. Perhaps it is this only trace of fairness that allows us to be treated with certification when facing health. What is fairness? Thinking of the high-profile college entrance examination reform discussed during this period, I can now fill in 80 volunteers. American universities are even more exaggerated. They can fill in more than 180 volunteers, and what we basically know and don't know can be written down. At that time, we could only fill in 3-5, and you were very unlucky if you didn't record it. Is this reform fair? Since the resumption of the college entrance examination 40 years ago, it has been the only fair confrontation for China and even the whole Asian countries to select talents. There is no back door, no luck, relying entirely on your own real skills, but it is not fair. People often say, "Don't let children lose at the starting line." The fact is that you have already lost at the starting line, and you have been dragged far away. There is not a rumor on the Internet: I saw that Wang Sicong made 4 billion with the 500 million given by his father. My dad gave me 5 yuan, and I bought gloves and moved bricks at the construction site, earning 400 yuan, and the yield was 10 times that of Wang Sicong. The joke is over. The fact is that in this era, it is not so important that we do well in the college entrance examination. Don't believe the century lie that the teacher told you: "Stick to it for a few months, and it will be easy to enter the university", haha. I just laughed. Everyone came out through the assembly line of the college entrance examination factory. There is not much difference in thinking mode, even in college, but it has changed a lot since Mao graduated. At this time, many people came out and said that if they couldn't find a good job in college, they might as well go to a technical school to practice their skills, which would make it easier to find a job. Is that really the case? Of course, this is the superficial phenomenon you saw, and it was the same when I first came out. My family will compare it. You see, someone goes to work in a factory for more than 10 thousand yuan a month, and your salary is not even as good as others'. Yes, I admit it. What college teaches us is not so-called professional skills, but how to see the world, how to learn to think and how to improve. This is the biggest difference between a university and a technical school. Skills are skills after all, just a concrete manifestation of your ability, and skills may be replaced by machines. Now it seems that it is not difficult to be a designer of various material platforms and template platforms. Of course, designers, designers, great gods and masters all have their reasons. The design industry is a very obvious pyramid industry, with only about 5% people standing on the spire. Most of them are slaves doing so-called software at the bottom of the tower. The last time I saw a news about "Ali is going to launch an e-commerce designer robot", I realized this. It can automatically design e-commerce posters based on big data analysis of people's behavior habits. The effect of this design is definitely more accurate than that of the human brain. This is terrible, so do designers who are still crazy about templates know what this means? The important detour has gone for a long time, and the point I want to say is: be a thoughtful designer, not a template. In other words: people who do things without thinking will eventually be eliminated by this era.
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