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Lead the inspection work, express feelings and talk about opinions.

1. We always meet leaders like dogs at work, but we have to follow them like dogs.

2. Drink with leaders and others, raise your glass and say loudly, "Let's die together!" My brain was too hot. ......

3. My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife! Crazy ~ ~ Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds will be rescued by leaders, and those without backgrounds will be rescued.

Every sleepless child is a leader who cares about the country and people in his last life.

He hit me today, so I hope to get hit by a car when I go out tomorrow and be led off work.

6. It is said that the high tuition in Green Island makes me have no money to buy toothpaste. It is said that the leaders here are very handsome and all have flat heads.

7. Don't pretend that you are noble and have many leaders. You should take good care of your baby and meet the leader in the canteen at lunch.

12, when I was doing ideological work by a teacher or superior leader, I said yes, but I think what I did is none of your business. Cao, your uncle holds you responsible! ……

13, so happy. The school leaders were forced to compromise by us and returned 646 yuan to us. Principal, don't be so greedy in the future. It is not as simple as paying back the money next time.

14, leader: "Xiao Ming, do you study computer?" "Well, yes." "Ok, help me move these computers." ".。 。"

15, every time I watch the news broadcast, I have an impulse to swear. When did what they said really come true?

16, the most vicious woman in the world is not a femme fatale, but a femme fatale who knows the sleeping time of others.

17, on the history paper, the Hundred Regiments War was led by Uncle Ke Qiang.