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Can't father just grab the quilt and talk about it?

1. You still don't understand that ten thousand bright futures are not worth a gift with you.

The strongest wine I have ever drunk is your tenderness burning in my chest.

I heard later that you have a new lover. Since then, my hero has been fighting for another girl, and blood has been spilled everywhere.

It's nice to have someone you like. Sunny days are suitable for meeting and rainy days are suitable for missing.

No matter how many times we have quarreled, we will eventually make up because we can't bear to part. It's really good.

6. I really miss you and want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you.

7. You can describe a handsome man, a rich man or even a family background, but you can never describe a person who is kind to you. Handsome, rich and social status, these things are objective social hardware, which can be seen and touched, but it is really stupid for you to want someone to be nice to you. Once he doesn't want to be nice to you, then you have nothing.

You treat me like a beauty? Sorry, I just want to sleep with you.

How many people love each other as beautiful women?

Recently, a colleague suddenly took a leave of absence, only to find that her secret crush Xiao Ai was married and flew to Japan to attend his wedding. Actually, she should have been wearing the bride's dress.

My colleague and Xiao met at a job fair. Because he failed to find a job, Xiao decided to go abroad for further study, while his colleagues came into his life as good friends. Because Xiao Ah is kind, has a wide range of friends, and of course has some female friends, so his colleagues have always regarded him as a confidante and dare not cross the line.

After he went abroad, he felt very confused and miserable because of the time difference and geographical relationship. His colleagues wait until midnight every day just to have a short video with him.

The relationship between two people is getting better and better, and finally they will post something related to each other in their Weibo and friends circle. I once advised my colleagues that if they like it, they should stop being confidantes and just win it, but they always have a knot in their hearts.

A colleague once had a good friend who thought he would be a good brother for life, but one day he suddenly confessed to her. This confession gives me the feeling that I treat you like a brother, but you want to sleep with me. Although my colleagues were a little shaken at that time, they didn't get together in the end, and the slow communication became less and less until the rivers and lakes disappeared.

Colleagues think that his friendship with Xiao is pure, and they also cherish having such a close friend. If they rashly propose further development, they are worried that they will not even be friends in the end.

Whether there is pure friendship between men and women has always been a question of belief. Sometimes two people seem to be bosom friends, but in fact, only one is playing the fool and the other is afraid to say it.

Many people like the role of Wang Xiaojian in Thirty-three Days of Lovelorn, because he is a little girlish, warm, humorous and considerate, but he can stand up for himself at a critical moment. Many girls expressed their great desire to have such a blue confidante. But they may forget that Wang Xiaojian and Huang Xiaoxian finally came together.

I once read a sentence on the Internet: If a man doesn't want to have a rolled sheets with a woman, he would rather play with a man most of the time. Xie Lidan Simove, a master of Oxford University, wrote an amazing masterpiece called "What else is in a man's mind besides sex? The whole book is empty except the title.

Xu boy was very simple at first, but once he developed into a blue face, he talked about life, work, food and mood. At this time, although the two sides talked about everything, they actually only showed their most glamorous side. When the two sides see each other's bright spots, they will naturally attract each other, and it is inevitable that they will break up in discord.

On the one hand, when I first arrived in a foreign country, I was full of fear and confusion, on the other hand, I was an understanding, gentle and sensible confidante, which should have been a match made in heaven. In addition, my colleagues can talk about everything about work, feelings, trivial matters of life and personal hobbies, and even appreciate each other's dislike of being late for meetings.

Even my colleagues have been afraid to express their feelings. Even though I have been packaging myself as a confidante, I finally have to endure my heartache to bless a couple. I really sympathize with her. If she can take that step bravely without taking the so-called pure friendship so seriously, then she will be blessed.

If someone asks me in the future, is there a pure friendship between men and women?

I will tell her that boyfriend and girlfriend are the purest friendship.

The two watch movies together, brush online dramas together, spit out directors together, and reminisce about classics together.

Two people travel together, eat delicious food and remember each other's eating habits.

They stay at home together, cooking, making love and doing housework.

Do everything aboveboard and say everything. Isn't this the purest friendship?

Talk about people who want to sleep.

First, I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a different place. However, for more than two years, when I was in trouble, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

Secondly, he finally thought of a good way to tie a rope to his hair and then tie the other end of the rope to the beam. As long as he dozes off and falls asleep, his hair will be hurt by the rope, so that he will wake up and continue reading after waking up. This is the story of the head hanging beam.

Third, I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep.

Four, tired and sleepy, time is when I look at the scenery outside the window and watch the beautiful sunset quietly leave. As the sun sets, the world gradually darkens. The day passed quickly. When the sun goes down, it will rise again. What about me? For some reason, I always feel sleepy and tired. Is it the sleep?

5. There are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman, drawing water by the well.

Sixth, a little neon barely supports the brilliant black, but it reveals a little weakness. A street lamp in full bloom pulls out a black satin, which seems to surround me, but it is still a little blooming at any depth and won't let me sleep. I am struggling, like an ant in an oil pan. Every inch of reason, every inch of skin, seems to be torn and kneaded. I wish I were dead.

Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

Eight, two people give each other flowers, one cup after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If not, take the violin in the morning.

Nine, in the journey to success, the process of persistence is often a process of accumulation. Accumulation is a small increase, not a big leap. There are few successful miracles in the world, which need to be accumulated gradually, and quantitative change can cause qualitative change. Moreover, step-by-step accumulation can make people feel a sense of accomplishment, get encouragement and encouragement, get the motivation to fight against difficulties, and then persistently reach the other side of success.

Ten, two people to the action of mountain flowers, one cup after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If not, take the violin in the morning.

1 1. Standing at the top, all the baggage is confused and tangled, and I am looking for my dream. I just want to be a frozen seed, step through past lives, step through dust, walk to the end of the mountain, walk through lonely wind and cold rain, and die. Where should I look?

Twelve, there are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman, drawing water by the well.

Study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and never stop if you don't understand them.

14. Sail's life is full of twists and turns. It roars in storms, jumps in valleys, rushes in showers, makes noise in wild waves and walks among rocks. Sail with its unyielding will, year after year to fight the rough waves. I admire sailing. In my eyes, only those who really have the character of sailing are real heroes. Only those who truly believe in sails are noble. When you are immersed in warm wind, birds and flowers, green mountains and green waters, fertile fields, you will be intoxicated; When you face the golden autumn season, you will be ecstatic. Have you ever thought that abundant spring scenery is heroic after severe cold baptism, but the beautiful scenery in autumn is the crystallization after melting in hot summer?

15. Do things when you are awake, read books when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

16. Diligent study means never being satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursuing further instructions, expanding more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly setting higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task, be able to meticulously complete the difficulties in learning, actively find the reasons for the difficulties, be brave in overcoming them, and never give up until the difficulties are solved.

Seventeen, I am tired, my heart is tired, I am really tired, so tired that I can hardly breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, only facing the computer alone, turn on your favorite music and let the gentle melody caress your tired and injured heart again and again.

18. Only when you fall asleep now can you stop thinking about it.

Nineteen, only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

Twenty, tired, give up, is this the reason? Love is an emotion that two people care about each other and have each other. I want to ask, if you want to love a person for a lifetime and care about a person's thoughts for a lifetime, why are you not tired? If after breaking up, you will fall in love with another person again and care about another person's thoughts again, can you not be like before? Of course, everyone gets along differently, and there are many objective reasons, such as family and so on. . . . Even so, give up when you are tired, which shows that your love is so humble. You didn't hold her (him) hand through all the difficulties, but you gave up because you were tired of loving him (her), because of the so-called difficulties. With such a weak feeling, you said you were tired and gave up. Is that a reason?

Twenty-one, the city lights are intoxicating, and people are really tired in the rivers and lakes; Difficulties, dreams and cruel reality must be faced; Life is boring and tired, and laughter has no tears for life; It's rare to get drunk in life. Take more rest and don't be too tired!

Today is New Year's Day, and I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In that case, 8 times 365 divided by 24 12 1.6 days, wake me up on May 3rd!

Twenty-three, I'm leaving? Where's Shu I'm very tired with pain. I, I, I take a nap.

I feel very tired, not only physically but mentally. Bear the invisible pressure of family; Insist on attending classes and improve their academic qualifications; Busy at work; Being troubled by feelings, isn't it true that life must bear these so-called setbacks? Am I desperately living or trying to live? I don't even know.

I didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it fell again.

Twenty-six, just sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

Twenty-seven, if only there were a big bed at this time. I'll jump on it at once and have a good sleep. Unfortunately, I am too sleepy to work normally now, so I have to stick to it.

Twenty-eight, in addition to eating and sleeping, life may have other meanings, but I think it is good not to.

Twenty-nine, I still remember when I was working, I felt very hard and tired, how difficult it was to earn money and how hard life was. Sometimes I feel tired tears flowing downwards, and I want to give up when I am wronged. However, think about my parents, who have raised us for so many years and paid thousands of times of hardships and grievances! They didn't give up. How can I give up? Even if there are more difficulties and the road is harder to walk, I can't give up and stop moving forward, because my parents gave it to me and gave it to me with their practical actions. I am grateful to my parents. I can say that I really appreciate my parents from the bottom of my heart. I thank you for bringing me into this world and teaching me the wealth of so many lives.

If you want to sleep in, tell me some jokes about sleeping in.

1. What kind of past is this? It's been a long time, but it's been longer. I don't understand, I can't give love, so long. People who have given up are still paying attention, and I am very confused. Your words make me heartache, make me fidgety, and I am confused. Let me think about it for you, but I'm still confused. What the hell is going on here? I'm so tired, because I've been confused and can't find the answer.

My sleeping brother is playing computer beside me. I asked him if I didn't talk in my sleep. He said no, adding that you called just now ...]

Sail's life is full of twists and turns. It roars in the storm, jumps in the valley, rushes in the shower, makes noise in the wild waves, and walks among rocks ... Sail struggles with the turbulent waves year after year with its unyielding will. I admire sailing. In my eyes, only those who really have the character of sailing are real heroes. Only those who truly believe in sails are noble. When you are immersed in warm wind, birds and flowers, green mountains and green waters, fertile fields, you will be intoxicated; When you face the golden autumn season, you will be ecstatic. Have you ever thought that abundant spring scenery is heroic after severe cold baptism, but the beautiful scenery in autumn is the crystallization after melting in hot summer?

4, only sometimes, I really want to sleep, I don't think about it when I sleep, I really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone's arrival, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

5, the color is black, you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your father. I eat and sleep, and I want to be your baby.

7, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

He finally thought of a good way to tie a rope to his hair and then tie the other end of the rope to the beam. As soon as he dozes off and falls asleep, his hair will be hurt by the rope, so that he will wake up and continue reading after waking up. This is the story of the head hanging beam.

9. Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changed from online to invisible. ...

10, sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

1 1, [I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch *]

12, I don't want to sleep, but I always want to sleep.

13, I want to sleep first thing when I wake up in the morning.

14, I want to do push-ups today! ..... I'm lying down today and I won't sleep tomorrow.

15, listening to the hypnotist say "My eyelids are as heavy as lead", "My eyelids are closed" and "My eyelids are closed tightly", I began to feel sleepy.

16, teacher, you said that I really want to sleep, and it is a waste for you not to be a hypnotist.

17, I stayed up late doing my homework last night. In class this morning, my eyelids sank involuntarily. Looking at the teacher's vague figure, I gradually bent down and fell on the desk.

18, why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

19, take off your mask and go to sleep. You are shameless in your dreams.

20. I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a different place. However, for more than two years, when I was in trouble, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

2 1, the slogan says: School is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

22. If only there were a big bed at this time, I would immediately jump on it and have a good sleep, but now I am too sleepy to work normally, so I have to hold on.

23. I'm tired, my heart is tired, I'm really tired, so tired that I find it difficult to breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, but only the computer, turn on the favorite music, over and over again ... let the soft melody soothe the tired and injured heart.

24, sleep until you wake up naturally, and count the money until your hand cramps.

25. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

26. I don't understand why I can't sleep! I sleep with my eyes closed, but I know I'm awake. I'm so sleepy that I want to sleep ... but why, when I close my eyes, I just can't sleep? It's really hard, so helpless. ...

27. Today is New Year's Day. I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24... 12 1.6 days ... wake me up on May 3rd!

28. Rainy days are best for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.

29. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

30, black is black, and you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

3 1, count the money until your hand cramps and you wake up naturally.

32. As long as I am awake, I feel tired and want to sleep. I always dream when I fall asleep, and my dreams are messy and complicated, and I can't recall any fragments when I wake up.

The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

34. "DM: I suddenly felt like I was going to fall off a cliff when I was sleeping, so I twitched and woke up."

35. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and fell asleep after laughing.

"When the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses."

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

38. Throw a hard pen, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, and stand up and do your homework.

39. When cleaning the classroom, the teacher said, make the school your home; When sleeping in class, the teacher said, you should take school as your home.

40. The two exchanged flowers, one after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If not, take the violin in the morning.

4 1, "Some people, like me, occasionally wake up violently when they sleep, as if they had fallen down. It is said that such people are insecure children's papers. "

42. Study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and never stop if you don't understand them.

43. I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a different place. However, for more than two years, when I was in trouble, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

44. Before going to bed at night, I will go to heaven to have a look [].

45. It's one o'clock in the morning, and I'm still copying my homework on the Chinese website, but I can't see the words on the screen clearly, and my eyes are hazy.

46. What kind of past is this? It's been a long time, but it's been longer. I don't understand, I can't give love, so long. People who have given up are still paying attention, and I am very confused. Your words make me heartache, make me fidgety, and I am confused. Let me think about it for you, but I'm still confused. What the hell is going on here? I'm so tired, because I've been confused and can't find the answer.

47. I struggle with three things every day. I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

48. Study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and never stop if you don't understand them.

49, I don't want to sleep, but my eyes don't know, but closed, enjoying the darkness. ...

50. They said they would feel sleepy after taking cold medicine ... I think I may have taken the wrong dose because I think ... it's so high now.

5 1, sleep till the end of time, regardless of the flood.

52. I wanted to sleep in class and planned to sleep after class. I suddenly woke up when I heard the bell.

53. "Do you like to hug the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to hold the quilt with your legs? It is said that these are insecure children's papers. "

54. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

55. Me? Where's Shu I'm very tired with pain. I, I, I take a nap.

56. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art..

57. The last person you want before going to bed is the one who really occupies your heart.

58. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

59. The two exchanged flowers, one after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If not, take the violin in the morning.

60. I don't understand why I can't sleep! I sleep with my eyes closed, but I know I'm awake. I'm so sleepy that I want to sleep ... but why, when I close my eyes, I just can't sleep? It's really hard, so helpless. ...

6 1, he dreamed that he couldn't tell dreams from reality until he slept and dreamed and woke up to live in reality.

Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

63. I'm tired, my heart is tired, I'm really tired, so tired that I find it difficult to breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, but only the computer, turn on the favorite music, over and over again ... let the soft melody soothe the tired and injured heart.

64. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

65. "If I say I'm going to do something, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but later you find me brushing Weibo's hair, it's really not my excuse, but I don't."

66. I am a man, not a god. Close your eyes and fall down.

67. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in exams.

68. There are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman, drawing water by the well.

69. Sleep in class, make a scene after class, and die in the exam!

70. I feel very tired, not only physically but mentally. Bear the invisible pressure of family; Insist on attending classes and improve their academic qualifications; Busy at work; Being troubled by feelings ... does life really have to bear these so-called setbacks? Am I desperately living or trying to live? I don't even know.

Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia. .

72. Think of yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and not be sad in the face of difficulties. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame and fortune, moved by interests, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

73. Woke up in the middle of the night, struggling to drink water or go to the toilet first. Woke up during the day, struggling to go out or go back to sleep.

74. I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

75. I am a lazy sheep. I love eating and eat a lot. After eating, you have to sleep, sleep late, sleep too much, eat again, and sleep late again.

76. Today is New Year's Day. I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24...6 days ... wake me up on May 3rd!

77. I laughed from the horizontal knife and went to bed.

78. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night. Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

79. Autumn arrived, and I was very depressed. I thought a lot, so I took what I had instructed before and read hard, but the article was not finished yet, so I was sleepy and confused.

80. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good to have no meaning at all.

8 1, sleeping in death squads, eating depth charges.

82. The city lights are intoxicating, and people are really tired in the rivers and lakes; Difficulties, dreams and cruel reality must be faced; Life is boring and tired, and laughter has no tears for life; It's rare to get drunk in life. Take more rest and don't be too tired!

83. Only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things.

84. Didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it went down again.

85. I want to sleep in class, but my eyelids are still staring at the blackboard. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.

86. It would be great if there were a big bed at this time. I'll jump on it at once and have a good sleep. Unfortunately, I am too sleepy to work normally now, so I have to stick to it.

87. You can skip meals and sleep, but you can't miss it.

88. The teacher has classes above and I sleep below. I can sleep soundly.

89. People who cannot find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later.

90. In the journey to success, the process of persistence is often a process of accumulation. Accumulation is a small increase, not a big leap. There are few successful miracles in the world, which need to be accumulated gradually, and quantitative change can cause qualitative change. Moreover, step-by-step accumulation can make people feel a sense of accomplishment, get encouragement and encouragement, get the motivation to fight against difficulties, and then persistently reach the other side of success.

9 1, I don't cry, don't make trouble, don't sleep, take sleeping pills in my left hand and hang myself with a small rope in my right hand.

92. Didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it went down again.

I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

94. Do you have any children's shoes? Like me, I told my parents in anger that I didn't sleep, and I sneaked into bed in the middle of the night-

95. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good to have no meaning at all.

96. Sleep is for practical work, and work is for practical sleep.

97. I just went to bed when I suddenly found something pulling my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

98. The upper eyelid is heavily placed on the lower eyelid, and I can't wait to support it with a bamboo pole.

99. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

100, children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out that I broke my leg in time, otherwise I would have caught a cold!