Talk about humor in a hurry

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love. (Author: Zhang Xiaoxian)

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior. (Author: Han Han)

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you. (Author: Zhou Libo)

What you lost, in fact, never really belonged to you, and you don't have to regret it. (Author: Yi Shu)

Why do you pack wine when it's all water, and sheep when it's all perverts? (Author: Degang Guo)

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for. (Author: Zhang Xiaoxian)

Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

Kill the present, kill the future. (Author: Lu Xun)

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget, so why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth? (Author: Jing M. Guo)

Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

The highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile. (Author: Liu Zhixin)

If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant. (Author: Zhang Ailing)

What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone. (Author: Guo Xiaosi)

Once you are unloved, you will cherish the people who love you in the future. (Author: Zhang Xiaoxian)

Those who once said that they would never part have already been scattered all over the world. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. (Author: margaret mitchell)