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Eat instant noodles at school and send compositions to friends.

Eating instant noodles at school and writing essays for friends (the first article) 1. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

2. I eat very little now, and my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

3. I ate a bowl of instant noodles in the evening, n many snacks, and I was about to spit it out.

Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges in the middle of the night, it will hurt your stomach in the morning.

I'm very hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

6. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

7. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

8. When I go back to the dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

9. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

10. Eat steamed stuffed bun and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. And my brother, I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

1 1. I used to like instant noodles, but recently I ate too much and my mouth was blistered. That's really enough.

12. Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

13. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

14. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

15. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now, so I'm going to eat instant noodles.

16. People have really changed, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised pork, but now I like hot and sour.

17. The world is big enough to accommodate 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

18. Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot. After eating, it smells like this …

19. I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

20. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

Eating instant noodles at school and sending essays to friends circle (2)1. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

22. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

23. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

24. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

25. When you eat instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, and everyone is. This is life.

26. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

27. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for living in a dormitory and making instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.

28. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry.

29. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

30. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

3 1. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

32. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

33. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

I hate people who show their love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

36. As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Wang, whose quality was so low that I had to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage when I ate instant noodles.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

39. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

40. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

Send friends to eat photos. Interesting essays are a must.

Send friends dinner photos with interesting essays (I) 1. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

2. I want to be a foodie who will never get fat.

Eating food is like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy.

4. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.

6. It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness, which eats all despair and loneliness into the past.

7. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.

At this age, I shouldn't have an appetite.

9. Will I tell you that every time I get up, I just want to eat delicious food before I get up?

10. Sunshine food is a love of ordinary life.

1 1. If I am a monster, are you afraid that Mr. Cao ... will love me?

12. For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that the refrigerator is full of delicious food.

13. clamoring for losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

14. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

15. You can only eat, not eat, but fool!

16. No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

17. Really eating goods, dare to challenge the gradually bulging abdomen and dare to face the rapidly drying wallet.

18. Eating goods can always treat the blackboard eraser as a buttered bread.

19. I am a principled foodie. Everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it.

20. Friends circle basks in delicious food, travels, bags, cars, and then ... cries for poverty, which is so fucking hypocritical.

Send friends dinner photos with interesting essays (2)1. I always wander between full and full.

22. Motto of eating goods: If you don't eat or drink today, try your best to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

I just want someone to eat with me, cry with me and laugh with me.

24. Eating is bliss, and the more, the better.

25. I've lost my appetite to watch others bask in food recently. Is it related to your diet control?

26. Those who know good food are heroes.

27. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must have just had enough.

28. People who know food are smart.

29. Keep a copy of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night!

30. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

3 1. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must be full.

32. I can eat, but it doesn't mean that I am a foodie, it only means that I am good at raising.

33. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

34. Treat every day as the end of the day, and eat for minutes until your stomach hangs down. ...

35. Eating food means that whenever you know a new plant, you should also check its medicinal value and edible value.

36. I don't know why I especially like to buy it home and I want to eat it.

37. The spirit of a food peak: eat more, eat more, and eat better!

38. This is always a happy thing. Full stomach brings peace of mind.

39. For foodies, koi fish of the lotus pond wants to stew.

40. If you are not a real foodie, you will never know that there is a world of difference between "... but I am full" and "I am full, but ...".

Send friends dinner photos with interesting essays (Part III) 4 1. The life of eating goods is actually very happy.

42. The highest level of eating goods is eating.

43. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging abdomen.

44. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

I don't like eating anything, but I eat everything.

46. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better. 69. Stop being a foodie. I really can't do it!

47. I would rather be a foodie who can only eat, than a fool who knows that he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

48. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat …

49. Good food, don't do this. Let me go. I want to lose weight.

50. Be a carefree eater and an ignorant eater.

5 1. The only thing I can put down in my life is chopsticks.

52. How can a real glutton have the idea of taking a picture before eating? Of course, as soon as the food arrives, he can't wait to enjoy it, because he feels best at this time.

53. Every eater probably has untold sufferings in his heart. Blocking his mouth with food is just to prevent him from growling.

54. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

55. I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

56. Eating is often done at the dining table.

57. Time for drying food ~ This is what I have been insisting on.

58. A person's life is simple. A single cycle, a note, a delicious meal made by yourself ... From fear to slow enjoyment, it is just a habitual process.

59. Eating is the highest state, so you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

60. Happiness is a foodie with a big stomach and a fat body-talk about the character of foodie.

There are pictures in the circle of friends who eat instant noodles at night

I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

2. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

I was hungry at night and ate several barrels of instant noodles. I want to do something at the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.

4. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

5. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

6. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

7. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

8. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

9. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

10. It's my first business trip this year, and the plane is late. I'm hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles.

1 1. Never lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

12. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I don't know if I'm hungry. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

13. I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

14. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is very spicy. Will it cause diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

15. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

A circle of friends who eat instant noodles at night with pictures Sentence 2 16. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

17. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

18. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

19. I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

2 1. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

22. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

23. Don't sleep at night, and eat bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

25. There are no girls on Tanabata, so buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

26. I used to like instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

27. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

28. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

29. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I was told that the canteen was closed today, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

30. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

Eat instant noodles and send friends to Doby.

Eat instant noodles and send friends. Interesting talk (I) 1. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

2. If you are hungry at night, eating instant noodles will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

3. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

5. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

7. Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

8. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

9. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games without sleeping, eat instant noodles and take a dip during the National Day holiday.

10. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

1 1. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

12. Why do you want instant noodles at this time? My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

13. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

14. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost it, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

15. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

16. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

17. I don't feel guilty eating instant noodles at night! Only full of happiness.

18. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs, adding two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. This is a sin.

19. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Eating instant noodles and making friends circle funny (2)1. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train cried while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

22. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.

25. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

26. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

27. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

28. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

29. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

30. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

3 1. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

32. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

33. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

35. There are no girls on Tanabata, so buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

36. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

37. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the appearance of sheep is very weak, the heart of Aries is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

39. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!