May 20th, Valentine's Day. What's so funny?

Your name is the most beautiful love poem I have ever heard; Your smile is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen; Your beauty is a face I will never forget. I am ashamed of your beauty. I have to bury myself in the ground to make my roots grow stronger and stronger to get your attention. You stole my heart. This is my heart, my blood, my life, and everything I have belongs to you. I stole your heart, and it is your duty to give it back to me. You are my lover, my lover, my wife, my old mother, everything to me, everything to my life. You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, the brightest star in my eyes, the sweetest honey in my dreams, my angel and my patron saint. There is only you in my heart and only you in my eyes. The only person I love is you. I love you so much that I can't help myself. You are the only one in my heart, you are the only one in my eyes, you are the only one in my dream, you are the most beautiful scenery in my heart, you are the most beautiful goddess in my heart, and you are everything to me. I am an ordinary person, I have nothing special, I am just an ordinary person.