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Talking about Super Personality in 2020

1, the original flavor is me, I am the only one! 2, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

3, go your own way, love soldiers in two ways.

From heaven to hell, I'm just passing by.

5. It is better to laugh proudly than to shed humble tears.

6. I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street!

7. If you get it, you will destroy it; if you lose it, you will regret it.

8. Life is like the endless sea of Wang Yang.

9, since ancient times, handsome guys with beautiful women, beautiful women with shit!

10, I bet my heart, what I care about is winning the word.

1 1. My personality is the same as my gender and cannot be changed.

12, is there any good way to make loneliness obedient?

13, don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.

14, sometimes I care too much, but I can't let things go.

15, you can not accept your fate in front of me, but you must give up.

16, it's not mine. I don't want it. It's mine that others will never touch.

17, I will put it down, please give me a reason to leave you.

18, the world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too stupid, and love is too fake.

19, the promise of Sansheng VII, just to commemorate this encounter.

20. No matter how dazzling the sun is, it is bound to set in the west.

2 1, since you have the courage to take it, you must have the courage to let it go.

22. I'm sorry that my sister is so straightforward and can't say what you like to hear.

23. My dream was to learn hegemony, but now I just want to stop learning it.

24. It is better to be independent than to be rejected with others!

25. You only need to understand the sadness and loneliness on your back.

26. You don't understand yourself. It's useless to love yourself and hate yourself.

27, the beauty of a gentleman's adult, the villain wins the love of others, and the bitch loves it.

28. My acting skills must be so good that no one knows I'm sad.

29, the mountain does not mean that it is high, does not affect its towering clouds.

30. I wish you a sudden and unexpected death when talking about me behind my back.

Brothers, how can we repair this incomplete collective?

32. I can finally treat you as a normal person, even a glance is redundant.

33. It is said that how high a girl holds chopsticks means how far she will marry in the future.

34. You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the truest yourself.

35. I don't say anything poisonous. You can just read it without taking it, and you don't have to reply.

You have been kicked out of my sight since we broke up.

37. You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

38. Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

When we are apart, I won't cry because I want to forget you.

40. Don't ask my sister questions. Baidu knows more than my sister. Ask him if you have any questions!

4 1, there are only two kinds of outsiders who will be kind to you, the first is a brother, and the second is an object.

42. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Who wants to wear clothes without arms?

43. I just like you, not love. I love her, not just like her.

44. If there is no time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.

45. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

46. I didn't realize that I was in love with dogs. When I took a bitch as my friend, I was blind.

47. I am so greedy that I want so much that I can't fit anything.

48. When you are confused, only you are there, and you won't dislike my brother.

49. Bitch, if you dare to make my woman cry, I will dare to make your man bleed.

Although we separated after breaking up, I want to ask you: Did you love me before?

5 1, those irrelevant scenes are often only said to irrelevant people.

I think a group of us, dressed as brothers, will go shopping this summer.

53. I am not a good person, but I have my principles. At least I won't give up easily.

The worst part is that we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.

55. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

56. Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and success will disappear;

Even if a person's eyesight is poor, she can recognize the person she likes from a distance.

58. I gave you 100% trust, but you gave me 1000% deception in return.

59. As long as you stand by me in the chaos, I will be calm and secure.

60. I have done too many things with my brothers. Can't you just let me be a woman for once?

6 1, I never dare to comment on your conversation casually, because I am afraid that the protagonist in your conversation is not me. .

If one day you regret giving up on me, please remember that I once left you like a beggar.

63. I want to be with someone for two reasons: First, I like others. Second, like others.

64. What is mine and how can I give it to others? Is my woman, how can you not cherish yourself?

65. You said Diane's eyebrows were waiting for the third stone in front of you; Later, flowers bloom on the other side and dust breaks the bridge.

66. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

67. I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.

68. Whether you have personality or not is none of my business. Forget your own vanity and fantasy, and let me agree with you.

69. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.

70. At that moment, I understood that you don't love me. And everything is just my wishful thinking.

7 1, love me the most, hate me, don't be indifferent to me, at least let me know how I should treat you.

72. Shakespeare said: Be a lazy sheep and marry a gray wolf. If the son wants to like sheep, the daughter wants to like beautiful sheep.

A man should protect four things in his life, the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.

74. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

75. Girl, you have to have a hard heart like Nokia. You can smash walnuts after falling countless times, and see which son of a bitch can hurt you.

76. Tears are salty, but the heart is bitter. Don't blink when tears are about to come out. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

77. Swallow your grievances and tears. Don't lose if you can't afford to lose. If you can't die, stand up and tell everyone who looks down on you: I'm fine.

78. Little Red Riding Hood saved Grandma from the wolf's stomach. This story tells us a truth: chew something.

79. I think you just hold my hand regardless of gossip. Then, if you succeed, I will join hands with you to rule the world, but this is a failure. I will accompany you to Dongshan.

80. To tell the truth, only if you like you will be desperate, listen to your complaints, endure your temper, look at your face and wait for your reply, otherwise why bother?

8 1, I am a person, not a ball. You can't play if you want, but you can walk out if you want. I have my limits, which makes me very angry, and you can't afford the consequences!

Tell me about 2020.

1. Not fighting doesn't mean someone can step on my shoulder. I can give you enough face or slap you.

2. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

Every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

4. To live without a princess, you must have a queen's heart, because no one will always treat you as a treasure.

You know best what you haven't done. People who don't know their nonsense are dogs in charge of mice.

6. I am ashamed, I have nothing to tell you, because my heart is you.

7. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

8. The most painful love triangle in the world is that I love eating and being fat loves me.

9. Do you think I'm disgusting? Find a place where no one will throw up, or others will think you are disgusting.

10, I hope there will be a rainstorm on the day of school, preferably a rainstorm that is too big to go out.

1 1, I am my fireworks of different colors, and he is his big loofah with a bundle of two yuan.

12, life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important mood?

13, I was born with a deadly arrogance. I don't like you poking your eyes. Anyway, I'm fine.

14, I know who is true to me and who is false to me. I just don't want to poke it. Do not push me.

15, I am me, fireworks with different colors, you are not me, but a dozen mountain guns with two yuan!

16, no matter how devoted you are, it is better to have those crazy friends.

17, it's good to have someone you like. At least I will think of him in everything I do, so I won't be so lonely.

18, no one to accompany me, no one to help me, so I can feel at ease, and I never like to owe anything.

19, I can't remember who loved me when I was brilliant, but I will remember who accompanied me through the storm when I died.

20. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.

2 1, liking a person is not to reply to all his dynamics, but to study the following suspicious comments.

22. In the face of cold water poured by others, catch it first, and then pour it back when the water boils.

23. Since the school doesn't agree with us to fall in love, why do we have to wear lovers' clothes?

24. Love means remembering the road you walked when you saw the stone, and remembering your smiling eyes when you saw the stars.

25. If one day I change, please remember that there is a saying called "Thanks to you".

26. Don't say I'm too polite. I don't think I know you well. If I don't know you, I'm too lazy to talk to you.

27. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

28. Every time you wait in bed after quarreling with others, you will know how to scold at that time.

29. Most people who say you are not good behind your back are animals who can't see that you are better than him.

30. I want to be a quiet lady next semester. My girl friends, please don't mess with me.

3 1, I still insist on my selfishness and hope that your world will have my place.

Don't always complain that God didn't give you a chance when you failed. Of all the people on earth, which one can you compare with?

Don't comment on a girl's appearance easily. She probably just can't take pictures.

34. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds that the most man is herself.

35. Be a cat in the next life and then wander, find a warm place and settle in another country.

36, everything depends on yourself, you don't have to look up, if one day I rise, I will pay you back with interest!

37. Because you blushed when you spoke, you never thought you would be a bad person.

38. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.

39, the same is swearing, beautiful is true, ugly is not a tutor.

40. It is not a joke to poke someone else's pain points, but it is deliberately mean!

4 1, spoony people are always deaf and blind, unable to listen to persuasion and see their own struggle.

42. Schools with more girls are not good. It's easy to bump shirts, shoes, bags, hairstyles and even boyfriends.

43. After that, the word "leaving" disappeared from my mind. At that time, all the departures were rolling in.

44. When I was young, my mother was so beautiful. Why did you find such an ugly father and give birth to such an ugly me?

45. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that won't die if you bleed for a week.

46. As a civilized children's paper, we should not scold the calf, but say: Go away, baby cow.

47. Growing up, the only thing I could put down was chopsticks.

48. After that, we will also become strong, so good girl, face the light, don't worry, don't panic.

49. From now on, please automatically form a group and roll out of my eyes.

50. If you like me, please kiss me boldly. If your tongue goes in, congratulations. I like you too.

5 1, I really see through who is my best friend, and I no longer believe that friendship is greater than heaven.

52. I have thick calves, short stature, ugly appearance and bad temper. What will you do with me?

If you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you? Friends or lovers.

54. I am a fool. I try to trust someone by playing dumb.

55. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

56. No matter how awesome a woman is, she will be defeated by dysmenorrhea. I don't want to ask you what happened. I didn't participate.

57. I am too lazy to listen to your explanation. Why don't you hug me?

58. Long-term love needs a funny ratio and a silly ratio. Funny than willing, stupid than dead set.

59. It is a bad woman who leaves tears for men, and a good woman who leaves tears for herself.

60. It's not that I haven't thought about giving up. It's just that I've waited so long before, and I don't think it matters if I wait any longer.

Super drag personality talk daquan 2020

1, don't treat yourself like a waste before you die. Live, live well! Live for those who look down on you.

Although I have the impulse to hit you, don't let me hit you.

People who have been dissatisfied with their hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

4. Love is not so deep, and it is the greatest happiness to be accompanied by dependence.

I don't remember who called me brother when I was brilliant, but I will remember who accompanied me through the storm when I died.

6. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

7. Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry.

8. After love tore my heart apart, all that remained was a broken and fragile heart.

9. When you can't hold on, you can say "I'm so tired" to yourself, but don't say "I can't" to yourself.

10, don't think that everyone is the same, but there are good people.

1 1, don't bother yourself, don't do things that don't belong to you, happiness doesn't depend on how much you have.

12, love is like the ultimate password, and everyone tries their best to interpret it.

13, as the saying goes: men are men, and they would rather die than surrender; But as the saying goes, a man can bend and stretch.

14, when you are proud, your friends understand you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

15, I just want to be myself, don't compare others' goodness with mine, I know I can't do it.

16, it's none of my business if others are bad; No matter how bad I am, it's nobody else's business

17, the man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

18, not a big shot, 70 is enough, please don't be angry with me!

19, girl, you can cry, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability.

20, wear glasses to swear, take off your glasses and hit people. Modern military and civilian use.

2 1. If you are in a bad mood, ask yourself what you have, not what you have lost.

22. Everyone has the cheek to lie to me. How dare I not believe it?

23, as the saying goes: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; But as the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong!

24. Who gave you so much power that you hurt me so deeply?

25. You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry only when you are away.

26. If my opponent falls into the water, I will not hesitate to pee in the water.

Don't smile at me with your fake Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think!

28. What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in movies.

29. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

30. Not many people can keep me in mind. After all, the area of the heart is limited.

3 1. When you choose to give up on me, I become the person you are destined to miss in this world.

32. I don't want hugs, because there is no heartbeat.

33. How deep is love, how deep is pain; How long is love, how long is pain; How tired love is, how tired the heart is.

34. When people say you are sexy, you remember to reply that I am sexier without it.

35. If you have the ability to think complex things, you should have the ability to do extraordinary things.

36. Look at those familiar people, familiar things and do familiar things every day.

37. You said you didn't like my man, and I laughed. You like all my men, so it's okay.

38. Did I kill someone or set fire to make you love me less?

39, some things, I pretend not to know; Some words, I pretended not to hear; Some people, I pretend to smile at you.

40. I can love you until my heart breaks, or I can be dry and flat.

4 1. All the sadness is over. As time goes by, you will find that you are much happier than you think.

Super personality, tell me about 2020.

1, even if you get drunk and throw up all over me, I won't push you away, even if you are beaten black and blue, I will hug you tightly.

I know who is good to me. Although I usually like joking, I am not stupid.

3, everything depends on yourself, you don't have to look up, if one day I rise, I will pay you back with interest.

Silence is my attitude, humor is my characteristic and cruelty is my means.

5. You pushed everyone around you away with your own hands, and then said pitifully that there was no one around you.

6. When God spread wisdom to the world, I tactfully held up an umbrella.

7. In the name of heaven and earth, the right man is willing to pass all the exams with 20 Jin of meat.

I wish I were Pinocchio! You will know what the correct answer is when you take the exam.

9. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

10, are you still stupid? Are you still stupid? How can you move your back with such a stupid brain?

1 1. When someone knocks you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give him a hard reward.

12, thanks to those who know me, see through me and are still with me.

13, don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

14, tell you, with our friendship, I dare to run in your life all my life!

15, tears are not the answer, but struggle is the choice. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

16, the last thing you want to do now is to lose weight, because at least losing weight can be your endorsement.

17, the social road is difficult to walk. Make friends with dogs, not people. Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

18, the biggest wish this summer, mosquitoes don't suck blood, they only suck fat, mosquitoes, come on!

19. Think of Big Wolf when you are hungry and Logger Vick when you are poor. There is no reason not to be strong on the road of youth!

20, twisting the melon is not sweet, I don't force you to do anything, and you don't want me to do anything.

2 1, don't compare me with anyone, I am not anyone's shadow, let alone anyone's substitute.

22. God didn't care for me, nor abandoned me, but has been playing with me.

23. Keeping the wound a secret will only hide more harm. Taking the unbearable as a joke will get stronger and stronger.

24, the ancients said that a sword broke the sky, how did this become a sword to dye the world, it stinks.

25. When I travel to ancient times, I will definitely let those who develop mathematics and Chinese die!

26. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

27. One day I played chess with my friends, and my handsome man was eaten. What does this prove? I am so handsome.

28. If you love each other, you must join hands to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.

29. Don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

30. I've been so busy recently that it's hard to sleep 16 hours a day.

3 1, a bitch is a bitch, sulking in front of men and pandering in front of women.

32. I took my photo as a computer desktop on a whim, and then the computer was poisoned.

As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

34. It feels good. No matter what you say, there are always a few people who will give you praise and comments.

35. If anyone dares to hurt someone I care about, I'll teach you to be a man in fucking minutes.

36. If I am in your heart, why don't I have 3,000 rival in love? What if you lose the whole world by my side?

You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

No one is with me and no one helps me, so I can feel at ease. I never like to owe anything.

Sorry, I'm not a reunion dinner. I only like him.

40. Fix the skirt, cover your thighs, pull up your collar, and remember to me that you belong to Lao Zi.

4 1, change my heart, give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

42. I don't have handsome beauty or high IQ, but I can work hard.

43, may be particularly concerned about, may be deliberately watching, in any case, very warm.

Button up, close your eyes, pull up your pants and tell me that you are my mother.

45. Don't regret the past; Don't worry about the future; Now, cherish it more.

I admit, I don't know how to take care of a person, but I have been studying hard.

47. Don't make your husband blush. If you are red, you will be yellow.

48. Everyone seems to be up to no good, and they are addicted to their own scripts, and no one can get rid of them.

If you have experienced real isolation, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing.

50. Hey, who's in there? Scissors, rocks and cloth, come to me when I win. You win, and I'll be on your side.

5 1, I think I ran over my leg on the train track, drank water by the toilet and kissed a fool.

52. I walked with my date today, met his ex-girlfriend, and later read her signature. I was in a super bad mood.

53. Some people really like to take boredom as fun and put on their own dog blood drama at eight o'clock.

54. Don't be satisfied with the small achievements in front of you. You have to ask yourself, is this the only way in my life?

55. I am online and you are offline. I am invisible, you are online. Why didn't you die while I was alive?

As long as you never give up, I will accompany you all my life, whether it is friendship or love.

57. Congratulations, it's not easy to finally become my most disgusting and annoying person.

58. No matter how messy my desk is, I can always find my things, but every time my mother ignores them and never shows up again.

59. China's swearing rule: Draw a circle with mother as the center and relatives as the radius.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.