What are some funny quotations from friends' dinners?

Funny quotations from friends' dinners are:

1, your play is too real, how can I believe it?

Please tell Russia what I'm sorry about and why I should treat Russia like this.

3. Time is the enemy of loneliness and happiness.

4. Those deep feelings are not a simple sentence. I think you can make it clear.

5. In the world of love, no one comes first, only you love me!