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1. You said the sunrise was beautiful, but you never said the sunset was beautiful. Everyone else knows what it feels like to cut with a knife.

How much fun it is outside is just a passing sight to me, and no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is just a pile of powder skeletons in my eyes! In my opinion, it is the most important thing to keep your original heart in the bustling urban life, or the old saying goes well: I have no money!

4. The fruit of success needs to be watered by sweat.

5. I suddenly miss someone very much, only to find that I only have the right to miss.

6. The story of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon tells us that a woman who is too fickle will be killed by a man.

7. I am willing to put my heart in your heart and my feelings in your heart! Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing.

8. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

9. The husband hesitated and replied: Your English is better than mine, so you'd better go and have a look.

10. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. It's hard not to take it. You can't eat it if you take it.

1 1. Look at your classic and deadly mug. Really creative!

12. When you see a beautiful woman in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

13. Now many men have become pure ladies, and many women have become pure ladies.

14. See why there is famine in Africa.

15. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

16. The highest level of cuckolding is a belt that has been repeatedly worn.

17. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and his son? This is the difference.

18. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

19. Men's brains like women's hearts, but their eyes like women's appearance.

20. The crowded streets masked my sadness.

2 1. I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.

22. There were always 30 bad days in the last month.

23. When will there be a bright moon? Look up by yourself.

If he regrets yesterday with tears, it is better to struggle today with sweat.

25. Without looks and money, is it shameful to go to the deformation meter?

26. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble! To buy grapefruit, I told my boss that it would cost ten yuan, and he weighed it, which was nine dollars and two cents.

27. I once broke my heart and lungs for love, but now my heart is broken.

28. The electricity bill for each family should be very expensive three days before school starts. Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

29. Brothers are people who shed tears and bleed together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.

It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do with your life.

3 1. Then I realized that we really fell in love and it was really hard. It was only a few years.

32. Then I will tell you about your dog xx.

33. That man is good-looking. What can I say? The pixels are relatively low.

34. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

35. All my friends in junior high school have become goddesses, and only I have gone further and further on the road of teasing.

36. You can believe everything except men's vows.

37. I am not afraid of bullets, disasters, diseases, death, rumors and speculation. I'm afraid you're not the last person to go with me.

38. I hate that your name comes from other girls.

39. Still on the road, there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys.

40. Many things are often difficult, not because we dare not do it, but because we dare not do it.

4 1. Love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

42. There are two words that hurt millions of net worms, and school begins.

Humorous personality, witty conversation

1. You said the sunrise was beautiful, but you never said the sunset was beautiful.

Everyone else knows what it feels like to cut with a knife.

How much fun it is outside is just a passing sight to me, and no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is just a pile of powder skeletons in my eyes! In my opinion, it is the most important thing to keep your original heart in the bustling urban life, or the old saying goes well: I have no money!

4. The fruit of success needs to be watered by sweat.

5. I suddenly miss someone very much, only to find that I only have the right to miss.

6. The story of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon tells us that a woman who is too fickle will be killed by a man.

7. I am willing to put my heart in your heart and my feelings in your heart! Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing.

8. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

9. The husband hesitated and replied: Your English is better than mine, so you'd better go and have a look.

10. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. It's hard not to take it. You can't eat it if you take it.

1 1. Look at your classic and deadly mug. Really creative!

12. When you see a beautiful woman in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

13. Now many men have become pure ladies, and many women have become pure ladies.

14. See why there is famine in Africa.

15. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

16. The highest level of cuckolding is a belt that has been repeatedly worn.

17. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and his son? This is the difference.

18. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

19. Men's brains like women's hearts, but their eyes like women's appearance.

20. The crowded streets masked my sadness.

2 1. I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.

22. There were always 30 bad days in the last month.

23. When will there be a bright moon? Look up by yourself.

If he regrets yesterday with tears, it is better to struggle today with sweat.

25. Without looks and money, is it shameful to go to the deformation meter?

26. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble! To buy grapefruit, I told my boss that it would cost ten yuan, and he weighed it, which was nine dollars and two cents.

27. I once broke my heart and lungs for love, but now my heart is broken.

28. The electricity bill for each family should be very expensive three days before school starts. Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

29. Brothers are people who shed tears and bleed together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.

It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do with your life.

3 1. Then I realized that we really fell in love and it was really hard. It was only a few years.

32. Then I will tell you about your dog xx.

33. That man is good-looking. What can I say? The pixels are relatively low.

34. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

35. All my friends in junior high school have become goddesses, and only I have gone further and further on the road of teasing.

36. You can believe everything except men's vows.

37. I am not afraid of bullets, disasters, diseases, death, rumors and speculation. I'm afraid you're not the last person to go with me.

38. I hate that your name comes from other girls.

39. Still on the road, there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys.

40. Many things are often difficult, not because we dare not do it, but because we dare not do it.

4 1. Love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

42. There are two words that hurt millions of net worms, and school begins.

Humorous, witty and witty personality.

Humorous, witty and witty personality.

1, unencrypted neighbors are good neighbors.

2, the feelings are light, will not put salt?

Actually, I'm not fat, just swollen by life.

4. Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoist priests.

I like to see how you don't like me and how you can't fuck me.

6, I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

7. I am a little bee, and I am busy picking flowers all day.

8. If I die one day, I will engrave on my tombstone "Playing Mahjong is three short of one".

9. I finally know why military training should turn left and right, because the sun is even.

10, holding hands with me in the summer vacation, but there is a dog named exercise book in the middle.

1 1, since ancient times, whoever does not die is that you die and I will not die.

12, Tang Priest is really amazing. He catches every episode.

13, the most irritating thing in the world is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of people playing cotton for you.

14, you add me, friendship and girlfriends inspirational youth nonsense funny drama.

15, it's also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the Tao and I practice the bystander road.

16, there are always a few crazy women who are friends I can't abandon.

17, the small earth is very safe and does not need superman.

18, if your heart disease can't be cured, my veterinary certificate will be a white-collar worker.

19, don't give me a hard look, when you are a palette.

20. In short, if you want to succeed, go crazy first and keep your mind simple!

2 1, you are not short of girls, and I am not short of boys.

22. Today is my birthday, an international great man. Comrades, stop being infatuated with me. Birthday gifts are always welcome, hehe!

23. The left eye jumps into the peach blossom and the right eye jumps into the chrysanthemum.

24. My style is: Don't stop until you do it. If you fall in love with me, I will leave.

25. I struggle with three things every day. I can't get up in the morning and I can't sleep at night. I regret not going to bed early last night.

26. Have a car accident, or die or lose your memory.

27. As long as the sunshine is good, the photo pixels are naturally high!

28. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

29. I will not go to hell. Can you help me in?

30. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but a groom.

3 1, homework didn't move, teeth didn't move, eyah eyah. ...

32. If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: You still can't learn well when you grow up.

33, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

34. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

I can't keep up with the times. Others say that when you meet love at the corner, you are afraid of an accident at the corner.

I don't want to die. At best, I cherish life. In the worst case, I am afraid of death.

37. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

38. It's all water. Why do you need wine? You're a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a sheep?

39. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

Let's start from the dark.

1. My character has not been unlocked. Don't panic when you cheat, just pretend when you catch it.

You can only find me at night with a grin!

4. Driving at night was photographed unmanned.

5, waiting for the bus at night, people don't stop,

6. You don't need a visa to go to Africa.

7. No matter how you take a picture of me, it's a silhouette.

8. It is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

9. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

10, like to go out at night, a feeling of wandering.

1 1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

12. As soon as I left Wifi, I felt that my mobile phone was scrapped.

13, the famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.

14, is my face oily? Reflect light, can't see clearly

15, it is said that you can get three points for handing in a blank piece of paper, which is called clean paper.

16, a more shameless era, that is called excellent psychological quality.

17, I feel so unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

18, it's not terrible to drop the net, what's terrible is to drop it one by one.

19, if you want to leave, I won't stop you, if you want to die, I'll help you!

20. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.

2 1, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

22, wearing a skirt to go out, others think I wear black silk.

23. When soy sauce dripped on me, I couldn't find where it dripped.

24. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone attacks me, I will drive that person crazy.

25. Every time I pass by the blackboard, my classmates think my clothes have gone by.

26. Recently, people always ask me whether it's China fever or Africa fever.

27. When you hold the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

28. In today's society, it is more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than paper!

29. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.

30. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

3 1. Turn off the lights with friends. My friend once thought his computer was black.

32, aah! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all cancer!

33, squatting in the coal pile can only be poked with a stick, soft is me, hard is coal.

I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

35. My friends who play hide-and-seek at night can't find me. In the end, I won.

36. Others are made of amniotic fluid, and I may be made of ink.

37. The most tragic thing in the world is to buy delicious food and meet the foodies at the same table.

38. Why didn't the bad guys attack Xiao Moxian after she had been transformed for so long?

39. I once passed the scene of a fire and was taken away by an ambulance for no reason.

40. Quarrel on QQ is not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing.

4 1, go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!

42, just don't let fierce Zhang Fei, also don't lose black Li Kui jy, dug coal in Xishan, worked as a thief in Dongshan.

43. There are three possibilities for girls to lose sleep: missing their boyfriends; Miss the boy you secretly love; Eat too much

44. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.

45. Today's schoolmates are shorter, more frustrated and more embarrassed.

Crossing the zebra crossing, I appeared, I disappeared, I appeared, I disappeared,,,

47. Your lips are cracked. Forgot to put on lip balm. I put it on my lips. Can I share it with you?

48. One night, I asked the mirror, mirror, mirror, who is the darkest person in the world. The mirror says, who's talking!

49. Grinning at night,,,,,,! Whose false tooth is this? ,,,,,,

50. When the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, Teacher, look at the answers and I'll see if they are right.

5 1. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

52. The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength.

53. When doing chemical experiments in class, our teacher said: Did the students in the front row buy insurance?

54. I don't envy the little grape pro EXO. I am not blind. How can I not envy! Ah, sincere envy and jealousy!

One day, my friend was walking on the road, and suddenly passers-by shouted to my friend in horror: You, your shadow is still alive!

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

57. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demassia!

58, two schoolmasters, two schoolmasters, college entrance examination, college entrance examination! One didn't write his name and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. What an honor! What an honor!

59. Once I went to see the Zen master and asked him: What should I do if I am too dark? The Zen master opened the temple gate, and I said, Zen master, do you want me to open my heart? The Zen master replied, I just want to see where you are.

60. I was still eating cookies when the dormitory lights out in the second year of high school. As a result, the head teacher came in, and I was afraid to make any noise with biscuits in my mouth. Then I saw the head teacher staring at me, and I was even more afraid to move. Then I saw the head teacher coming to my eyes bit by bit, and finally said, Oh, there you are.