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My coolest talk show shows that I am cool. Tell me 68 sentences.

1. If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

I will stay here until you find me. Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

3. Don't frown on the road you have identified. You know, no matter how difficult the road is, you choose it yourself. You have no right to shout pain.

Honey, you don't have to change for anyone. If you want to be a better person, please do it for yourself. People who really love you will always love you, no matter what kind of person you are.

Because I want to win, you all have to lose.

6, young and middle-aged people don't work hard, and the boss brushes the headlines.

7. If feelings are just passing by, why come here?

8. The light is always there. Don't rush to say that there is no choice. Maybe there is hope at the next intersection.

9. If you think too much about other people's feelings, you are bound to feel bad.

10, the mobile phone is fully charged. If you are hungry, you will eat a big hamburger. If you are bored, you will stay in a warm home. If you are bored, you will have friends on call. These are much safer than loving someone.

1 1, I want to be your first choice when I am cold, sleepy and lost.

12, life will always get better and better, and grandpa will get through it from his grandson.

13, you must work hard, live a good life, be a lovely person, be a shining person, unwilling, not dependent, have deep feelings for past sufferings, but never look back.

14, you can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. It may be unlucky to go the wrong way, but jumping into the pit all the time is mentally retarded.

15, how others treat you, you just have to respond with the same attitude. It's the first time for anyone to be born as a human being. There's no need to spoil anyone.

16, girls should understand: temperament is more important than age, smile is more important than face value, and happiness is more important than love.

17, we have all changed, and the vows are just to break.

18, if one day you get your wish, don't forget to give me a HongLing.

19, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single. I don't drink water that others have drunk, and I'm not interested in sharing the same person with others.

20. Drink if you have wine, and love if you have affection. Life is so short, it really passes after a few times of restraint.

2 1, I have no sense of belonging, and it is difficult to trust someone from the bottom of my heart. But people have to believe in something when they are alive, so I have to believe in money.

22. If I tell you to get out, you get out. I don't know if it will be good for you to come and hold on a little longer!

23, nine innings of life, either excellent or out.

Bitterness and humor are two different things, outspoken and straightforward are two different things, uneducated and casual are two different things, and frank and straightforward are two different things. I can't interfere in your life, but I advise you to be kind.

25, don't look, don't wait, I told me, you go to hell.

26. Sit and listen to the wind at night, sleep and listen to the rain at night, and realize how the moon is lacking and how old the days are.

27. Leaving a proud back is also a beautiful scenery.

28. The same life, some people obey themselves and live the life they want; Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves.

29. Being nice to you is bullshit, but being nice to you is true.

30. Only face your own black history: Big Brother: I don't listen, I don't listen. Eryuan: I don't watch it. I don't watch. Qian Qian: What about my cold image!

3 1, you have the idea of hooking up with my date, and I have the ability to rip your head off.

32. The rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself, live high.

33. Habit will lead to dependence, and dependence will make you mistake it for love.

34. Didn't you say you love me? I have lived for it all my life!

35. There is no common goal, no common goal. You hate me and I don't necessarily like you. Isn't it more natural and unrestrained to go your own way? Why be aggressive and annoying? You are so free, but I have no time to accompany you.

36. "Why does the warm man always turn into love rat?" "Have you ever burned coal?"

37. Hold me tight or get out of here. Don't drag me to death.

38. Don't believe in a temporary love story, time will make all the truth come out; Don't indulge in short tenderness, time will reveal everything.

The cruelest thing in the world is not that you didn't meet the person you love, but that you met and finally missed it.

40. I have understood a truth since I was a child: no matter how my girlfriend hurts me, my girlfriend is still my girlfriend. Change your expression and feel.

4 1, a girl's best state is that she doesn't envy anyone, doesn't depend on anyone, wears a light makeup every day, wears her favorite clothes, works hard silently, becomes stronger gradually, and lives the life she wants.

42. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now.

43. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make those who don't like me more unhappy.

44. You have your background, I have my story, I don't understand my story, don't give me redundant comments, don't look at me today with yesterday's eyes.

45. You are becoming mediocre, willing to be mediocre and will continue to be mediocre.

46. I don't talk to anyone in a few words. I have a bad temper with everyone. I don't miss anyone. When I get used to you, please cherish it!

47. Be a difficult person, throw your face at the person you hate and tell the person you like aboveboard. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

48. Be a good girl, put on beautiful clothes, tie a fluffy ponytail, put on simple and playful makeup, manage your little temper, eat three meals a day carefully, read patiently and stay up late less.

49. The result of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes, and the sentimental ending is bring disgrace to oneself.

50. Don't ask if you are happy. This is life. What can you do?

5 1, I can cut you some slack if you do something wrong. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. You broke my heart, I can still cut you some slack! But you have to remember: tolerance has a bottom line. I have a temper, not a horse!

52. Change if you are dissatisfied, divide if you don't like it, leave if you are uncomfortable, and withdraw if you are unhappy. There are too many pains in life that you can't let go.

53. No matter how you get hurt, be strong. People's hearts are thin and cold, and they have to carry everything themselves.

54. Laughing is a lifetime, so is crying. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.

55. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean to him for many years.

56. The most precious thing is not the things you have, but the people who accompany you.

57. Stop being depressed. You should be as lively and cheerful as * *.

58, heaven, heaven, heaven fell, I'm waiting for the battle.

59. Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

60. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

6 1, I have a temper, and I won't change much because of who. Don't tell me repeatedly who hasn't woven baskets, and you can't pinch my persimmons.

62. Don't care too much about other people's opinions, which will make you timid. You don't live as yourself, you just live from the eyes of others.

63. To be cool, you don't need inexplicable indifference and overdue warmth. Live a selfish life and leave it to the virgin Mary.

64. We are all so concerned about our wounds that we forget to hold the outstretched hand of others.

65. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

66. Wipe your tears when you cry, beat your own chicken blood when you work overtime, cook chicken soup and buy your own bags when you are down and out. If you are destined to be lonely, you must also become a rich man.

67. I have a good temper because fewer people indulge me.

68. If you do something wrong, I can cut you some slack. If you cheat me, I can cut you some slack. If you break my heart, I can still cut you some slack. But remember, I have a temper, not a horse.