Zhao Benshan is classic and funny. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

1, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

2, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

If you fall, get up and cry again.

4, low-key! It's the best b show! !

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

6. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

I can resist everything except temptation. ...

8. I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

9. Light a cigarette. Smoking is lonely. ...

10, it's not that you don't laugh, you lose your powder when you laugh!

1 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

12, don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

13, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

15, please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

16, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

17, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something!

18, I believe there is a lie hidden in the middle!

19, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

20. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

2 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

22. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

23. Holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

24. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

25. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

26. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

27. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

28. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

29. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

30. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

3 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

33. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

35, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

36. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and all the mixed things are finally reunited.

37. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

38. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, fearing that he will not come and that he will mess around.

39. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

4 1, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

42. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

43. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, it's full

44, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

45. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" in Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from the "state" in Metamorphosis.

46. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, all of which were burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

47, 2008 is so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

48. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

49. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

Aestheticism says: Even if it is over, don't live up to the encounter.

I will cry all the way and say goodbye to my sadness.

There are 1000 me in the eyes of 1000 people. You are willing to trust others but not the truest me in front of you.

Love is broken, can't be tied, try to give up, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand.

Once loved, do you still like me now?

Some people are shadows that they can't reach with all their life's efforts.

It is a great injustice to hide some things in your heart, but when you say it, you feel that it is not worth mentioning.

I heard that he met a new lover, didn't he? How interesting it is that you are still living in that dream.

Really, feel at ease; Fake, welcome. Really? We are responsible for ourselves.

"Then why don't you cry?" "Because tears can't bring me back to him."

It's not that I don't want to love, but that I won't love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt.

Approaching brings expectation, and expectation brings disappointment.

You said I was arrogant as if I were invulnerable, but you didn't see me. I screamed softly and didn't go.

I'm afraid to watch you get old, but there's nothing I can do. -to mother.

You never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to ignore you cares about you.

Why do we choose to leave each other when we are in love?

If you love someone, you will hate her even more. This hatred is far stronger than all human feelings.

I am here with you, and you will remember me no matter whether the road is good or not.

No matter what hard shape you grow into, what you love most in your heart are gentle stories.

I like you. I have been waiting for you there. I bless you every day. I think about you all the time. Did you get it? I don't know if I can have you or who you like. In other words, fallen leaves are my reincarnation!

Only by working hard can you become the person you want and take the road you want to go.

Even if it's over, don't disappoint the meeting.

I'd rather not meet you, at least I won't sigh who you will be with in the future.

There is nothing to say to you. All the sweet words you want to hear are persistent. If you can see them, you will understand them.

I don't know if the loneliness for many years makes you long for someone to say good morning to you in the morning.

You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

Some disappearance is doomed, and some fate will never take effect. Love a person, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, you must love her.

I have a story, the beginning is impossible, and the end is regrettable. The content is that he doesn't love me and there is no follow-up.

How many women now have husbands they loved when they were young?

I see. In his mind, I am just a substitute.

Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

What is happiness? Happiness is watching cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman tries to hit little monsters. ...

You will never see my sadness, because I am the saddest only when you are not here.

Are things beautiful? Does it hurt to shoot an arrow through the heart? Are you invincible? Will it be cold if you drown in the deep sea for a long time? She doesn't love you, okay?

Maybe someone didn't tell me my life at the funeral after my death and begged you to kiss my epitaph, which read: She loved the wrong person all her life.

At the age when I don't know love, I know the harm it brings.

The best love story is to fall in love with the most unexpected person when you least expect it.

I alienated everyone for you, and finally, when you left, they all left.

I feel like a gambler with you. I lost everything and refused to leave.

Yes, how could I forget the person who said he would give me warmth but took it away.

I'm like broken glass. I can't put it together anymore.

I really want to give up, because there is no more youth to waste on you.

My love for you is exhausted.

Having sexual desire for her doesn't necessarily mean liking her, but liking her will definitely have sexual desire for her.

He went behind her back and she asked him, "am I heavy?" He said, "The whole world is on my back. Do you feel heavy? "

There is a joke called love, which makes you laugh and cry, but still refuses to let go.

Modal phrase: Even if you believe it, there are lies in it.

1, I want all of you. This is my greatest ambition.

2. In fact, love is not only a rose, but also considerate comfort on weekdays.

This is the first day that I stop thinking about you from now on.

Love you back to your world, for me you are the end.

5. Leave a number, but just to wait for someone.

6. Why care about me hypocritically and then tell others that you are not tired.

The only way to change tomorrow is to do something different from your past today.

8. Love that needs to be returned will turn into hate sooner or later.

9. I am indifferent to being hurt by strangers. I can't stand being hurt by people I care about.

10. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

1 1. Even if you believe it, there are lies in it.

12. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

13, if you don't give me my heart back, then you can't leave.

14, no matter how vigorous our love is, we can't resist the trick of fate.

15, I never expected to protect your heart. Actually, leaning on your shoulder is enough.

Affectionate love quotations: even hedgehogs will be black and blue.

I'm waiting for one day.

I did what I wanted to do.

Simple, dare to love and hate, warm.

I can put down what I want.

Be able to understand what you don't understand.

I'm a little emotional.

Sad because of someone else's casual words.

This is my fault.

People come and go around.

Someone will go back. Some people don't look back.

I'll let go.

I know that if someone leaves, someone will take his place.

Everyone will have a person in their heart.

He didn't come. But he will know his own depth, and then understand and tolerate.

I am grateful for that man's coming.

I look forward to that man's future.

There is no complete happiness.

Some people magnify defects infinitely.

So, sadness and resentment.

Some people narrow down the defects and ignore them.

So let's meet.

Even if people all over the world love you.

There is another person who doesn't love you.

Even if the whole world doesn't love you.

Someone loves you, too

Maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean.

When I put myself in his imagination.

I just realized that he is more pitiful than me.

So please forgive all the people you have met.

Good guy or bad guy.

On earth, two people.

Not easy to meet.

Can't be yours.

I'm still grateful.

In a few years, maybe I will remember.

Someone appeared in my world.

Maybe the tide rises and falls.

Maybe the waves haven't started yet.

People come and go around. Gradually, I began to believe that their appearance taught me a truth.

Everyone is a passer-by It's just that some people stay all their lives.

I know I'm not good. I am willful, stubborn, savage, overbearing, sensitive, unreasonable and self-righteous. I tried to change in the past.

Then I gave up. Regarding whether others can accept me like this, do you want to accept me like this? I think it's all someone else's decision, someone else's business.

Some people say there is no need to change yourself. They can't accept the worst of you and don't deserve the best of you.

But I still want to be my best self.

When the fishbone gets stuck in the throat, many people will drink water and swallow it. Few people will drink vinegar.

Just like sometimes some things, some people like to use hard ones. I don't know. Some people are both hard and soft.

But, I know it myself.

Learn to love yourself first. Then you can love others.

I don't know how to love myself.

But sometimes when I do something, I ask myself. How's this?

A long time ago, I had no dreams. I don't know what I should do or what I can do.

But later, when I knew what I wanted.

I don't know where to start.

Every relationship is full of holes.

Even hedgehogs are black and blue.

I want to go to a strange city. There are strangers there.

Start a new life.

Tell yourself, once, it's over. I will never have anything in common with myself again.

When God closes a door, he opens a window.

But how can God open the window immediately after closing the door?

Find it and open it.

When the wound bleeds. I won't allow anyone to touch my wound. I will remind myself that I am hurt.

At the beginning of scabbing, I don't allow anyone to watch or lift it.

When the scab began to fall off, I took it off myself.

I'm fine. The pain disappeared.

Sometimes, knowing this will make you sad.

But I did it anyway.

I don't know what I'm insisting on, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.

Nostalgic people just like to use the past to grieve their present.

Feel sad about your future and past.

Use memories to heal your wounds.