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Earthy love stories that make girls super shy and full of routines [Collection]
When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.
If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.
I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?
6. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.
7. I am nine, you are three, and I am still you except you.
8. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?
9. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.
10. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.
12. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
13. "Are we friends now?" "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";
14. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
15. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.
16. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."
17. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
18. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what four seasons are? Do you?
19. How can I put it? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.
Make girls super shy and full of routines. 20. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "How did you catch my heart?"
2 1. "Every pen of mine is lovely" huh? "Because every pen knows your name"
22. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.
23. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the strokes are random scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.
24. There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.
25. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.
26. There is nothing of value at home, the only thing I can get is me. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.
27. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.
28. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
29. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?
30. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"
3 1. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."
32. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."
33. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.
34. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
35. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever
36. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."
37. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."
38. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
Make girls super shy and full of routines. 39. If I want to, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.
40. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "
4 1. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.
42. I think you are like a game My World.
43. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.
44. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."
45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.
46. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
47. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."
48. I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.
49. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.
5 1. "What are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."
52. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
53. After all, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
54. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"
I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.
I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.
57. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally meeting the land.
Make girls super shy and full of routines. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"
From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.
6 1. Let me show you a magic trick. What? Become super fond of you?
62. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
63. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."
64. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.
65. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."
66. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "
Do you like yourself? Yes, and then we like the same person.
69. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."
70. "I am short of necessities" and "What?" You!'
7 1. Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me"
72. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.
73. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."
74. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Fuck you"
75. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."
A local love novel full of routines
Full of local love stories (I) 1. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."
2. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.
3. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
4. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
6. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted)? Then why can't you see that I like you?
7. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
8. I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. I don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.
9. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"
10. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.
1 1. If I want, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.
12. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.
13. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are husband and wife.
14. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.
15. May on earth is a day and night when I miss you.
16. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"
17. Love is not everything to me, but you are everything to me.
18. "I have to buy you a compass." "In case you get used to getting lost."
19. How can I put it? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.
20. "In your heart"
Love story full of earthy flavor (2)1. "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What is it?" "only love you"
22. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."
23. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.
24. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "
25. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!
Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.
27. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."
28. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."
29. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
30. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
3 1. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?
32. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
33. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"
34. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.
You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.
36. Has my order not come yet? What is this? Our future.
37. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
38. Search for notifications. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.
39. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.
40. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."
Full set of earthy love stories (3) 4 1. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."
42. I have a small mind and can only hold you!
43. "After meeting you, I just want to be a kind of person" and "a kind of person"
44. "I think you look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."
45. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."
46. "I like 70 things." "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."
47. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!
48. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"
49. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.
50. "Did you just have an earthquake?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "
5 1. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.
I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.
53. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."
54. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."
55. I won't stop you no matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.
56. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.
57. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "
58. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Aries?" "Wrong, it is tailored for you."
59. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."
60. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."
Love stories with local flavor
1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How do you get along with my friends?
Congratulations, you have WIFI now.
5. Why can I only hug you?
6. Eat the whole family bucket with me, and we will be considered a family.
7. If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.
It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.
It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.
10. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time.
1 1. Guess my blood type, you are my ideal type.
12. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.
13. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.
14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.
15. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.
16. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.
17. Do you know what my weakness is?
18. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.
19. Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time.
If I don't please you, fall in love with me.
On the night of 2 1.30, firecrackers didn't sound as loud as I thought.
22. The world is cloudy, everything is eclipsed, only you shine.
23. Forget him, I stole an electric car to support you.
24. I'm quite sure. No kissing.
I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.
26. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.
27. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.
28. I found that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?
29. I have endured you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.
I want you to read the first three words of this article.
3 1. I think you should be very busy recently, just look at the first three words.
You have never been in my eyes, because you are always in my heart.
I don't want you to think about it at all.
34. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?
35. I have super powers, huh? I like you very much.
I don't like you very much.
37. I hope you are a girl, always in love with spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.
38. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.
39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.
As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.
4 1. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?
Routine of 2022 Love Story Full of Earthy Flavor
2022 routine full of earth love stories 1. "I don't think you are suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage."
I like you for more than two minutes, so I can't quit.
Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.
I want to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.
5. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.
6. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."
7. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.
8. I like that you can't withdraw after copying for two minutes.
9. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why do you pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time."
10. I've always been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.
1 1. I seem to have ADHD. My heart beats at the sight of you.
12. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."
13. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.
14. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.
15. I still want to be like you, like eating spicy strips when I was a child and never looking at the date.
16. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
17. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"
18. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
19. A good girl like me never knows who is cheaper.
20. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.
2022 routine full of earthy love stories Part II 2 1. "The average time for the sun to appear in a day is 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."
22. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, I am still you.
23. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."
24. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.
25. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."
26. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."
27. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"
28. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"
29. "Let's go to an amusement park at the weekend." My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.
30. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Do you?
3 1. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.
32. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.
33. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "
34. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I touch your heart?"
Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
36. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.
37. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
38. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
39. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
40. You know who you are. Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."
2022 routine full of earth love story Chapter 3 4 1. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever
42. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?
43. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing the land.
44. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.
45. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.
46. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."
47. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face."
48. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
49. Don't let me see you again, or I will like you once when I see you.
50. Write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.
5 1. "After meeting you, I just want to be a person" and "a person"
52. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.
Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
54. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.
55. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
56. Take you to all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.
57. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."
58. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."
Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.
60. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.
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