A funny story about being poor during the 2020 Chinese New Year: It’s Chinese New Year, let’s fart like a cannon and blow it up

1. It’s Chinese New Year, let’s fart like a cannon.

2. Although I don’t have money to celebrate the New Year, I have a cute heart. 3. I can’t solve any problem that can be solved with money now. 4. Boys who do not give red envelopes to girls during the Chinese New Year are short, have short legs, are single, and have kidney deficiency. 5. If any relative asks me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I will ask him about his year-end bonus! 6. If it weren’t for free air, I wouldn’t be alive now. 7. Please give way and stop blocking me from drinking the northwest wind. 8. My eyes seem to be short-sighted. I can’t even see money when I open my wallet. 9. I really hope that when I receive the red envelope. It says "One More Pack" inside. 10. The new year is about to begin. When I sum up at the end of the year, I find that I have only gained age. 11. Growing up, I discovered: My best and best magic trick is to turn money into nothing! 12. Some people say that the person who brings you happiness is the person who can also bring you pain. 13. I have no power, no one, no appearance, no money. I didn’t force you to know me! 14. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the days of celebrating the New Year without money are too long. 15. Don’t talk about achievements during the New Year, we are still relatives. 16. I don’t call them poor, I call them price-sensitive consumers. 17. Ever since I was a child, my best and best magic trick is to turn money into nothing. 18. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be poor and single! 19. I owe my friend ten yuan and it takes a month to pay it back.

20. Having money can make things difficult, but having no money makes it difficult to move forward. The reality is like this, poor people are worse than ghosts, tea is worse than water, and the world is nothing more than this. 21. In this society, no one can look up to you if you don’t have money. If you have money, you are the elder brother. If you don’t have money, where can you put it? 22. The rich Rolls-Royce, the poor will work to death. 23. The soil after the rain is softer and more fragrant, but a little sticky. 24. I am in charge of my youth, but my money is not reliable. 25. No money, no power, nothing to do. Seeing you frowning makes me feel so sad. 26. I didn’t have enough breakfast and I didn’t know where to find dinner. 27. Many people would even sell their souls for money. Thinking about it, I feel so sad. Why can’t I sell my soul for money?