Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Boyfriends always like narcissistic boastful sentences.

Boyfriends always like narcissistic boastful sentences.

Boyfriends always like narcissistic and boastful sentences (I) 1. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

2. Law-abiding and depressed, strong beam crying at night, riding a mule is not good for others, hungry for food. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, is it frosted already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

5. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.

7. Don't push me, or I'll be handsome beyond control.

Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

9. Now I like listening to music quietly, and then I miss you.

10. I wake up alone every day handsome and annoying!

1 1. I want to quit and be handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.

12. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

13. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

14. I hope you can grab my collar and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

15. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

16. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

17. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

18. I am not cool at all, but I am beautiful.

19. I feel sorry for every unhappy child who is still smiling.

20. You are not the only one in your world. You still have me, you know.

Boyfriends always like narcissistic and boastful sentences (Chapter 2) 2 1. Friendly reminder: the user signature is too personalized, and the system has automatically blocked it.

22. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

23. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

24. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

25. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

26. All I can do is find someone who loves me and accept everything from me.

27. Don't set up a stall in my sister's heart casually, and then call the city management!

28. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

29. I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

30. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.

3 1. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.

32. I am good-looking and not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help but look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

33. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

34. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

35. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

36. Don't cry at my grave, you will dirty my path of reincarnation!

37. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

38. If being too handsome is a crime, then I will!

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

Women's daily narcissism and coquettish one-liners

A quip about women's daily narcissism (I) 1. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading since I was a child.

2. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.

3. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

4. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.

6. Life is a book, fools read it in general, but wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

7. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

8. When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

9. If I really love you, will you forgive all my mistakes?

10. I want to kiss myself when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel down and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.

1 1. A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you; If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.

12. I hope you can grab my collar and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

13. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

14. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

15. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

16. Being a human being is really tiring. It has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

17. This kind of thing, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am beautiful and I am casual.

18. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.

19. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international ISO handsome guy system certification, with tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

20. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

2 1. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

22. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

23. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

24. Why? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

25. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

26. Some people say I am handsome. I spent the whole night wondering who leaked the news.

27. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

28. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.

29. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

30. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

3 1. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

33. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

34. I'm glad there are many people here. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

35. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

36. You are not the only one in your world. You still have me, you know.

37. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious. -narcissistic sentences.

38. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

Collection of classic funny sentences of narcissistic exaggeration for girls (45 items)

Classic funny sentences about girls' narcissism (I) 1. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.

2. The user is too handsome to set personal data.

3. I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament, and I have passed the first batch of international ISO handsome guy system certification, with tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. You really should be beaten. Dare to say you are cow dung. ...

People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

6. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

8. If nothing happens, I believe that if you can't say a few words to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My 108 mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

9. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.

10. If you like me, you will buy a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, you will be happier than winning the third prize of my smile and winning 5 million.

1 1. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

12. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

13. I'm glad many people came. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

14. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

15. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

16. Don't force what you can't get. Why are you so stubborn? Isn't that great?

17. I won't be brave, and I'm not strong. I can't smile when I'm sad.

18. Am I handsome?

19. The child's words are unscrupulous. They blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate ID.

20. Don't be infatuated with my brother. My brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

2 1. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"

I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

23. I choose to give up you because I love you so much that I am lost in love.

24. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

25. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't tell everything.

26. If the mountain has no edges and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, you won't be handsome.

27. It is the soul of shit, especially the ghost of shit.

28. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

29. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

30. Being good-looking is not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help looking. No wonder I was often found in those days.

3 1. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

32. I laugh when someone says I'm handsome. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

33. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

34. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

35. Some people say I am handsome. I spent the whole night wondering who leaked the news.

36. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. It was recognized by the *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

37. Hey, why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

38. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.

39. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

40. I cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I have the idea of falling in love.

4 1. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

42. The day is over, and the poor have only money left!

43. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

44. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

Friends think it looks good. Narcissistic and boastful copywriting recommendation

A friend thinks he is good-looking, narcissistic and boastful. Someone said I was handsome, and I thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

2. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear is better than Haitang.

Someone praised me for being handsome just now. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

4. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.

6. others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

It doesn't matter who your yesterday belongs to, as long as today belongs to me.

8. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

9. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket, there will only be one winner. However, I am happier than winning the third prize of my smile and winning 5 million.

10. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

1 1. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

12. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

13. I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.

14. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

15. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

16. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

17. There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round and never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all the year round. The composition of tears was rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was full of prosperity; By the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed so fast that it was called Hawaii.

18. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

19. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

Friends think it looks good. 20. pick up the mirror and say, hey, it's still so beautiful without taking pictures. The mirror is broken.

2 1. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

22. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous.

23. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

24. Life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident.

25. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

26. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

27. The child's words are unscrupulous. What they blurted out was unthinking, and what they outlined was a full-fledged but affectionate ID.

28. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

29. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

30. I slept at home for a day and a night, and my dreams were full of her shadow.

3 1. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively because I was about to explode.

32. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

33. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.

34. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

35. Now I, you love to ignore. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

36. Continue to be the child who loves to laugh in the future, but laugh a little lonely.

37. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

38. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul. This view is not good.