Humor after the exam

1, if you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, you will not review. If you don't review, you will be happy, and the happy day will pass.

2, look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much.

The whole semester is ruined, and my heart is broken when the exam approaches. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I always lay on my back. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I cried when I got the paper. I didn't take the exam, and I don't know anything.

4, if you don't turn over the books in the exam, you are simply a pig. Don't panic when you cheat, you must pretend when you are caught.

5. AP News: President Obama expressed great honor for his family to appear in the CET-6 of China University for many times.

6, dead vines, old trees, faint crows; School, no, go home; Beating, naked test, not hanging; Just talking in my sleep. Sunset, the west, hanging people, in the end of the world.

7. Reading is for exams, exams are for scores, and scores are for showing off.

8. When I take the Chinese exam, I always feel that I am British. When I took the English exam, I felt I was from China. I found myself an alien when I took the math exam!

9. The schoolmasters have almost understood, so don't be too divorced from the masses.

10, before every winter vacation, there is an exam that has been planned for a long time to stop it from coming.

1 1, don't cheat in the exam, don't get caught cheating, and don't confess if you are caught.

12, the furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing, but that I am still doing the first question during the exam, and others have already done the second question.

13, every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

14, it is illegal to deduct points in the exam. According to the criminal law, taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud.

15, first the mid-term exam, then the parents' meeting, and then the Singles' Day, which is a complete collapse of career, affection and love.