Yellow jokes suitable for driving late at night

1, sorry, there is a comma in front. Don't touch the big breasts, and don't say anything about the small ones.

3, the rice in the pot, the people on the bed, you are free ~

4, daughter-in-law ninth set of broadcast gymnastics, start!

We drank wine and strayed into each other's forbidden area!

6. Get out of the screen and slap me.

7. Wait for me, I'll wash my hair before I love you.

8. What kind of flowers do you have? Come and plant strawberries with me.

9. I am your desiccant, and I will fuck you when you are wet.

10 Are you lying down to die? Make sure you speak dialect.

1 1, I can't miss you, I think you are all mosaic pictures!

12 I only have you in my heart.

13, I am so straight in the lonely desert, and you are the roundest in the long river sunset.

14, I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

15. How much does it cost to sleep for one night? Is the bank card enough for you?

16, you'd better go, just like there is no little booty call like me.

17, my heart is full of you.

18, don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

19, my temper is much better now, otherwise you would have been pregnant.

20. Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate.

2 1, I'm going to give you a lot of lipstick and ask you to give me some back every day.

22. Don't think I like you, but I still love you, support you and sleep with you.

23. My little tadpole is looking for his mother tonight. Can you help him?

Jin Gangzuan without Aries, don't take Scorpio porcelain!

25. Let's be romantic, shall we? I can surf, you slow down.

26, I want to do all the erotic things with you and kiss everywhere.

27、? I won't make you cry except when I fuck you.

28. The most perfect form of love is: I know your depth and you know my length.

29. I want to kiss you, hug you and your body and make your body tremble.

30. I'm fine, the only bad thing is that I want to fuck you! That's ridiculous.

3 1. It is reported that there are 206 bones. When the warm wind blows my sister's skirt, I have 207.

32. The answer is long. I will spend my whole life answering it. Are you ready to listen?

You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

Since you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?

35. Nothing can't be solved with one shot. If there is, then shoot twice.

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

I bought clothes and sausages. When writing a review, I wrote my clothes on the sausage:

From the day I met you, everything I did was to get close to you.

39. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

40. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

4 1, your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

42. I am destined to fall in love with you. I will sit in the prison of love for you and let love be locked in my chest all my life.