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W: If I lose it, don't call the police. M: Why? Woman: Hold me tight.

Are you nearsighted? Woman: No Man: Then why can't you see that I like you?

W: Do you know how to eat this dish? Man: Do you want to eat it while it's hot? Woman: I'll feed you.

Woman: Don't let me see you. Man: What's the matter? Woman: Otherwise I will like you once when I see you.

M: I think you must be made of carbonated drinks. W: Why? Because I was filled with joy as soon as I saw you.

W: Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? M: The North Pole? Woman: There is no room for you here.

W: Do you like drinking water? M: Yes. W: Then you already like me by 70%.

W: We are not friends anymore. M: Why? Woman: Because you are my man.

Woman: I cut my hand. Please do the same. M: Why? W: So we are a couple.

Man: I want to eat noodles. W: What noodles? M: In your heart.

Woman: Are you nearsighted? M: No (yes). W: Then why can't you see that I like you (no wonder you can't see that I like you).

M: I have an opportunity now. Do you want it? W: What chance? A chance to be your boyfriend.

Man: I think you look like a bookgirl: Why? M: Why else would it make me want to sleep more and more?

W: What clothes do you think suit you? Man: A suit. Woman: No, I conquered it.

Woman: What do you belong to? Man: It's sheep's. Woman: No, it belongs to me.

Woman: Can you like me? M: No way. W: Then I'll think of another way.

Woman: Can you smile? M: Why? W: Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

W: I think you are a game? Man: What game? Woman: My world.

Man: Can you do me a favor? W: What are you busy with? Man: Help me like me.

Man: There is one thing I must do at once. Woman: What's this? Man: I miss you.

Man: You cut a hole in your hand. Woman: Yes. M: Then I'll go boating, too. W: Why? Man: So, we are husband and wife.

Man: I found something burning? Woman: where. Man: My heart burns for you.

M: I don't think we can be friends. W: Why? M: Because love is about to begin.