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Theme of junior high school landscape composition. Don't just be superficial, but have deeper meaning and truth.
When the director of D City Greening Office came to E Village in Xiaoshangou, an old man was standing at the entrance of the village. The crutches naturally formed by the branches in his hand, the wind lifted his skirts and made him feel a little cold. So he turned to go home and put on another dress. At this time, a Pu Sang car rolled up the dust and ran into the village like crazy. The old man stopped when he heard the voice behind him. When he turned around, Pu Sang stood beside him with a squeak. Due to the excessive braking, the dirt road at the entrance of the village was damaged by four wheels. A young man with long hair leaned out of the window: "Hello, how can I get to the village branch?" The stiff voice is like a crutch in the old man's hand, and it is like a hard road in winter.
The old man looked at the young man with long hair and felt that he should be educated. He paused on crutches and cleared his throat: "Young man, do you talk to your father like this?" Although he was a little angry, he was glad that he had found such a sentence to educate an ignorant child, so his face was filled with a crossed smile. The young man was about to get angry when he heard a voice in the back seat of Pu Sang: "Why are you talking to the old man? What do I usually tell you? " With this sound, a white and fat face emerged from the back seat. He finally got out of the car and was a little out of breath.
"The old man's house, how to get to the village branch? I want to talk to the village secretary about getting rich. " The white fat man fanned the wind with his hand, panting.
"Get rich? Where are you from? How to get rich? " The old man still smiles and smiles.
"I'm from the D City Greening Office, and I want to talk to the village about planting landscape trees."
"Oh, go straight ahead and go down when you see a big buttonwood tree. The big black door under the tree is it. "
The white fat man gave the old man a hand and got into Pu Sang with difficulty. With a whoosh, Pu Sang released a black fog with a strong smell of gasoline. Say that finish, the roller rammed up two beautiful soil parabolas and left.
The old man stood in the same place for a while, and he temporarily decided not to go home and add clothes. He wants to go to Laowangjialala in the forest farm. So he went outside the village again.
Lao Wang packed two mountain bags, and it took him seven or eight years to turn two barren hills into mountains in full of green. Thinking of the quarrel between two people when signing the agreement, the old man shook his head.
"Old township, why did you come to me? Do you still want to talk to me? " At some point, Lao Wang came forward to hold the old man's arm, and the two burst into laughter.
"Carry what bar? Is the poverty alleviation fund enough for your family in recent years? " The old man asked.
"Not bad, in a few years, these trees will become useful. If I exchange money, I will return them to the village twice. " Answer Lao Wang.
"If it weren't for the da-zhai and terraced fields in agriculture, how could our village be a barren hill? If you hadn't argued with me, how could these two mountains become green mountains again? Well, the two of us finally did a good thing for the village. "
Lao Wang looked at the old branch secretary and smiled: "The tree attracts the wind. With trees and rain, this ravine can be planted for a long time. " Looking at the dense forests of two mountains, the old brothers are in high spirits.
Towards noon, the old man strolled home. From a distance, Pu Sang's car stopped at the door.
"Dad, Director Zhang of D City Greening Office" saw his father come back, and the young village party secretary stood up and introduced him to Director Zhang of the city. Zhang turned around and laughed, and the old man laughed with him. Like an old acquaintance, he knocked down the young village party secretary.
"Honey, why don't you arrange some dining tables? What's wrong with sitting around? " In a short time, seven or eight dishes were served.
After drinking for 30 days, the old man asked, "Director Zhang, tell me how you made my village rich."
"It's not, D city in order to apply for provincial excellent tourist city, to strengthen greening, to plant trees and good trees. I heard that we have good trees here, so I ran to the village and wanted to move the trees in the village to D city. This not only solved the greening problem of D city, but also increased the income of the village. I just told the branch secretary that we two brothers hit it off. " Director Zhang is a heavy drinker. He has drunk nearly half a catty, and his speech is fairly organized.
"Yes, such a good thing, dare to do good." The old man said, "Baby, look at the abandoned mountain. It's good to plant any trees."
"Dad, it's too late to plant now. Director Zhang took a fancy to the trees on two mountains of Lao Wang, and the thickness of each bowl has just moved to D city. Regardless of size, it is 150 yuan. " The young village party secretary said.
"Even if the trees of these two mountains are shaved, it is not enough. I still have to run to the tree. " Zhang upturned his neck and drank a glass of wine. He grabbed chopsticks and put a piece of white pork face meat in his mouth and chewed it.
"This how line? Two mountain trees are not mature, and the bowl is thick. Those peach trees and plums have just borne fruit. No, no, this is not a joke? " When the old man heard that he had hit Lao Wang's idea, he was furious at once. He remembers that when he signed the contract with Lao Wang, because of the contract period, the two brothers had already separated from each other, blushing, and were too lazy to talk to each other for a long time.
"So the size moved to D city at the right moment, no matter how big it is, it is not good to live, and it does not meet the requirements of the city. Besides, if I sign a contract with your village, you will plant landscape trees for D city once every few years, and the money will come quickly. " When Zhang heard that the old man was an idiot, he said induced.
"They are still saplings and moved to the city ..." He couldn't figure it out. "I finally saw the green hills, and then like the agricultural school, it became a bare gourd ladle." The old man shook his head.
"Dad, this is a good opportunity for our village to make money. I have signed it for the village, and I will tell Lao Wang in the afternoon. " Young township to see dad's face, "Lao wang head some bastard, I'm afraid he launched a stubborn to not good-looking. Dad, will you talk? "
"no! The two mountains are so good, how much effort has been spent, and you will cut them as soon as you say it. " Unable to figure it out, the old man put down his chopsticks and went out. He couldn't figure out why the greening in the city should plant big trees instead of small trees. Besides, it is unfair to spoil rural greening and give gold and silver to cities. Excellent tourist city, D city is still a tourist city, and there are no historical sites or anything, which is really nonsense. I didn't know I was confused until I heard Lao Wang speak. I ran into Lao Wang's house, but it was too late to turn back.
"Old branch secretary, after a while, he was transferred to my home again. Is it because your son can't afford to eat and runs to my house to beg? " Lao Wang smiled and dragged the old branch secretary into the room.
"Your family can't eat. Look at your arrogant and ignorant things. " The old township party secretary is a little angry and looks a little ugly.
Lao Wang listened carefully and said, "Old secretary, I'll tell you a joke. Why are you angry with me? "
"I am on fire? Joke, what am I? You think these two mountains and trees are good and will become rich, don't you? I think it's almost over. 150 yuan has a tree and a pot of stew. Do you believe it? " The old township party shook off Lao Wang's hand and turned to walk away.
"Old township, you can want to clear up, zha 150 dollars a tree, what do you mean? Besides, why did you dig my tree? Does the contract still count? The contract cannot fart. "
"Horizontal, horizontal tube with me a fart to use! ? I have the ability to talk to Director Zhang in the city. "
"I have a contract, who says I'm not afraid. If not, I will sue you and your son! " The stubborn old king came up again, rushed to the old man and rushed to the village. Entering the door of the branch secretary, an irate Lao Wang ran into a young branch secretary who was about to go out. I bumped into the young branch secretary, and a burst of alcohol came out of the mouth of the young branch secretary and sprayed it on Lao Wang's face. Lao Wang felt sick and turned his head to one side.
"Right, I just want to find you. This is ... "
"Zhang, right? I can't afford the trouble, I will send it myself. " Lao Wang is as stubborn as an ox. Whenever he is unhappy, he will do whatever he wants.
"Oh, I see. My dad told you, didn't he It is better to know that the village signed a contract with Director Zhang of D City to sell the trees of the two mountains you contracted to D City for greening. You can also get many benefits, 130 yuan a tree. "
When I heard it, it was not 150 yuan, but 130 yuan, so Lao Wang looked like a mad cow: "Why is 20 yuan missing? Your dad just said1a tree in 50 yuan. Do you want to eat corruption and die? " Mom, don't say anything about destroying afforestation, tearing up contracts, and trying to get greedy. I'll sue you and your son. "With these words, Lao Wang wanted to leave.
"Come back, who wants to eat dead corruption? Hmm? The money was allocated by the brigade. Who cares if your family eats or drinks when you plant trees in recent years? Still want to sue me, touch my heart, have no conscience? " A remark that Lao Wang ate corruption to death scared the young branch secretary half awake and immediately found the style of the branch secretary.
"I tell you, don't be unappreciative. Zhang here is the file of D city. "The young township party secretary took out a piece of paper from his trousers pocket. "Look, open your dog's eyes, red head. Our D city is applying for provincial excellent tourist city. It is a political task to be green and plant big trees. You dare to fight it. Touch your neck and see if it is still growing? "
"Your dad when township, have a contract with me, with what say change? Besides, you have to discuss with me about buying trees from those two mountains. You pout when you pat your ass, and you treat me like a bad person? "
"You don't sign with me," said the young township party secretary, holding the red head with satisfaction. "I am executing the city's documents. Besides, I won't treat you badly. If you don't know the elephant, the village won't give you any more mountain bags, so you can be stubborn with me again. "
Zhang took a white look at the fat man, regardless of their quarrel, like a young secretary of the township, got into it.
At this time, it's time for the villagers to go to work in the fields after lunch. Seeing the quarrel between Lao Wang's head and the young branch secretary, they all stopped, set up farm tools and stood in the distance to watch. The old branch secretary came back slowly from the village and saw his son quarreling with the stubborn king at the door, and his pace became tighter. From a distance, Pu Sang's car is leaving the village.
"Noisy noisy, to the point, you will know that noisy. Can't you just sit down and discuss it amicably? Noisy, not afraid of villagers watching jokes. " The voice of the old township party secretary is not big, but it is dignified. The son and the stubborn king lost their heads for a while, and the villagers slowly dispersed.
The old branch secretary glared at his son: "Why didn't you sign a contract with the city without consulting Lao Wang? Then how can you have prestige among the villagers? " He turned his face to the face of Lao Wang who stood aside. "You don't have to worry about it. Besides, it's not a bad thing. D city wants landscape trees, but not for nothing. In exchange for money, we will hire two more mountains. In a few years, maybe our village will become a place to plant landscape trees, don't you think? "
"How do you say 150 yuan becomes 130 yuan? Isn't this obvious bullying? Huh? " Lao Wang feels wronged.
"Who said I signed a contract with the city? Did I say sign it? Even if I said I signed it, I was trying to scare you. Look at you. " When the young secretary of the township called his father, he lost his backbone and his voice dropped.
"Anyway, those plums, peach trees and apple trees can't be sold. It's just a result, it can't be sold. " Lao Wang actually sobbed.
"People just want landscape trees. Director Zhang also said that in the future, we should let the village have a variety of landscape trees. He will come back in a few days and give us pictures of landscape trees. Let's plant trees according to the pictures. "
"It can't be 130 yuan anyway." Lao Wang is still crying in his voice.
A few days later, the same Pu Sang brought a picture book of scenic trees to the village, as well as a contract and a cutting license.
The village was stamped, and Lao Wang wrote his name askew. Director Zhang asked him to press his handprint again.
"All the selected landscape trees should follow the appearance and size on the map. The Municipal Greening Office should accept the inspection, give a tree if it is qualified, and not give it if it is unqualified. " The white fat man is Zhang, with a dignified face and no smile.
"It's agreed,1a tree in 50 yuan, 130 yuan." Lao Wang asked.
"This is your village's business, not ours." Director Zhang, who is white and fat, turned to the young branch secretary and said, "The village is responsible for planing trees, one from 20 yuan to 20 yuan. If it is qualified, it will be given, and if it is unqualified, it will not be given money."
The young secretary of the township party committee nodded and left Lao Wang's forest just like Zhang, a white fat man. Lao Wang looked at Pu Sang from a distance, unable to say anything in his heart. Pu Sang stopped on the road at the foot of the mountain. He saw the white fat man and the young secretary of the township standing by the car for a long time, pointing to the mountain bag. When the white fat man got on the bus, he handed the young township party secretary a paper bag and exported it to each other for a while. The white fat man got into Pu Sang and ran away to the outside of the mountain.
Lao Wang walked slowly in the forest, hugging this tree for a while and hugging that tree for a while. Tears ran down his face. He just can't figure out why urban greening doesn't start with planting small trees, let the small trees grow slowly, but plant big trees. In a few years, these trees will cost several hundred yuan more. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He hugged a tree and began to cry. I don't know when his dog came up to him and watched his master cry with a tree. He lay down beside him and looked at him eagerly. Suddenly it barked at the foot of the mountain. When Lao Wang heard the dog barking, he let go of the tree he was holding, wiped his tears with his coat sleeve and looked down the hill. The old branch secretary is struggling to climb the mountain, and his heart is angry and gnashing his teeth.
"What are you doing here again?" Lao Wang burst into tears and glared at the old township party secretary.
"Look at you." The old branch secretary was a little breathless when he climbed the mountain.
"The weasel paid a New Year call to the chicken!"
"Is this human talk?"
"Did your father and son do it or did someone else do it? In a few years, a tree can sell for several hundred yuan more. Moreover, it is difficult for barren hills to turn green. How can you cut them? Urban greening, what should the city do as an excellent tourist city, plant trees by itself, and why should we plant trees in our countryside? "
"I can tell you, you can want to talk nice. Stubborn egg, a tree 150 yuan gives it to you, and the village doesn't buckle. The village wants to give you all these mountains. What are you doing, huh? " The old branch secretary asked Lao Wang's opinion with his eyes as he spoke.
"I have loved planting trees since I was a child, and I am willing to look at the green trees all over the hillside of our village. Finally, it turned green and let the city plan. " Lao Wang said, while squatting down.
"I am willing to let them plane? Think about how we afforested the barren hills, huh? " The old township party secretary looked at the foot of the mountain. "There are files in the city, hey!"
"Do you think about it, beheaded tree by tree, and then moved to the roadside in the city, tube is bad, how many trees can live? Isn't this destroying trees? Why are people in the city so sympathetic to trees? How can a tree be 150 yuan? Isn't this an obvious lie to us? Why don't you ask around the village and see how much they sell? "
Hearing this, the old branch secretary looked impatient and pulled his clothes down the hill. Lao Wang squatted and watched the smoke from the kitchen in the village. His dog squatted beside him, as if he were as angry as he was.
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