Especially funny QQ space to say sentences.

Send an attractive and funny sentence to make you happy every day.

1, those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush.

2. I fell asleep when I knelt in math, didn't kneel in English, got drunk in chemistry, didn't recite Chinese, and failed physics.

You can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

I tell you, I have hundreds of millions of assets, my own big villa, tens of thousands of square kilometers of big gardens, my wardrobe is all your possessions, as well as my farm, pasture, my exclusive restaurant and huge supermarket? Later, my QQ space was blocked, and these were all gone.

I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, it was dark in mcquarrie.

6. Gold always shines, not to mention that I am a diamond.

7. Future son, tell me your father's direction. 8. What makes you find that this person can't be intimate? God replied: I only sent photos of my friends circle.

When I feel hungry, I will think of you. Missing is a kind of cake. Oh, a kind of cake? .

10 teacher, I have returned all the knowledge you taught me. When will you refund my tuition?

1 1, let me fall, and I will make him never stand up again.

12, I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold from my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.

13, you always dislike that some people are lazy, as if you can achieve great things by hard work.

14, it's so windy outside that I'm scared to go out. I can't if everyone else blows away. What a pity!

15, we have to toss and turn when we are alive, because we will all die for a long time.

16, it is said that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and kiss her, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

17, hanging out with big brother, hungry for nine meals in three days, nothing to get a small steel bar.

18, I heard that it is raining in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you have, it will rain for nothing.

19、? How old can you accept the age difference? ? It depends mainly on the face, and it will not be a problem for 5 thousand years. ?

20, you are my life, yes, you.

2 1, I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.

22. If you fail 99 times, try to make up for it.

23. Password decoding: qs-IHS-IN. I can't solve it. I'll teach you. Turn the phone upside down.

24. I hope everyone will not be stingy, because? The door will rot.

25, life is like a play, increasing day by day, in addition to age, there are acting skills.

26. The most terrible trust in school is that one scum tells another scum a topic, and one dares to speak and one dares to listen.

27. If you think you can get me, you can try and I'll let you know what you want.

28. If you want to be beaten outside in the future, just say that your eldest brother is me. Anyway, they don't know me, so they pretend to be forced before being beaten.

29, handsome people like to say half, for example. 30. Although the wind is strong, I can only surf.

3 1, from now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your beauty and wisdom.

32. The deskmate was bored and drew a stool on the draft paper. The teacher came over and said a word: Are you hungry? ?

You should like someone who can make you laugh, not someone who often makes you cry like me.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

35. It's a sin that beautiful women don't pick up.

Send an attractive and funny short sentence. Are you happy after reading it?