Twenty points for a football article, about Real Madrid Bastard

Written before the main text: I have to say that no matter whether you understand football or not, whether you watch football or not, when you read these words, you will probably not know whether to laugh or cry...

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Of course, I also respect Barcelona's football style, although it is not my favorite, and I do not mean to deliberately ridicule Barcelona. Therefore, I reserve my own opinions. The following words are basically from Sohu Sports Excerpts are compiled for your reference only. As for my personal opinions, I will comment on the details after I re-watch the game video...

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Use the blog post first The concluding sentence of the film opens the topic: "La Masia Film and Television Academy" may have its own reasons.

When sorting this out, I always have a helpless and tragic feeling. Perhaps this is Mourinho’s mood now: helpless, unwilling, unable to laugh or cry, stubborn and tragic - after the game At the press conference, Mourinho blasted Barcelona's so-called "godfather" UEFA.

"If I say everything I think, then my coaching career will probably end early, but there is always a question that I can't figure out. Why does it matter whether it is Herning (08-09 season) The referee of Chelsea's home game against Barcelona in the Champions League semi-finals), Debriquet (the referee of last season's Champions League semi-finals between Barcelona and Inter Milan), Busacca (the referee of Barcelona's home game against Arsenal this season) or Starc (the referee of this season's Champions League semi-finals between Barcelona and Inter Milan) This season, Real Madrid plays Barcelona at home (the referee), can Barcelona be taken care of? And every semi-final is almost the same. We all think that Barcelona is a great team, but they relied on the help of the referee to eliminate them two years ago. Chelsea entered the final, and last season they played 11 versus 10 at home for a long time. Fortunately, Inter Milan created a miracle and finally advanced."

"Real Madrid could have won 0-0, I think. I also want to replace Las Diarra with Kaká. I don’t know if it’s because UEFA also has Villarism, or if Barcelona is taking extra care for UNICEF. Of course, I want to congratulate Barcelona, ??they have it. Such a powerful force is difficult for other teams to match. The referee sent off Pepe and helped Barcelona solve all problems. Sports competitions are already fiercely competitive, and now it is even more impossible for us to overturn Barcelona in an away game. Yes, Barca are in fact in the final. I will move on with my life, but I hope one day I will get an answer to the above question. Why do referees always do something so obvious for everyone to see? I can answer this question myself, but I don’t think he will say it.”

“Guardiola is a great coach, but he only won the Champions League once, and the time he won the championship was full of success. If I were him, I would be ashamed of the victory in 2009, and today's victory of Barcelona is like a scandal. I respect Guardiola very much, his coaching level is very high, and I hope that an excellent coach like him can one day It’s very convincing to win the Champions League without any scandal or controversy.”

“Guardiola is a great football coach, but the Champions League trophy he won in the first year of his career came from. Stamford Bridge scandal. If Guardiola wins this season, it will be thanks to the Bernabeu scandal. I don't know if it's because of Barcelona's sponsorship of UNICEF. I don't know if Villar (President of the Spanish Football Federation, the Madrid media thinks he is Barcelona). Umbrella) has friends in UEFA, I don't know why, but Barcelona always gets this right. In front of Barcelona, ??other teams have no chance."

"Barcelona must reach the final. , they will definitely advance to the finals.

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——Mourinho

Yesterday I said: Real Madrid lost, I felt like I was a year older all of a sudden, and it was meaningless to do anything all day long;

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I also said the day before yesterday: It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, after all, the gap is there, but you will never lose if you lose!

But if Real Madrid loses in this way, then I will I can only congratulate La Masia for their victory. They are really not a local team, because the local team can't achieve this level at all!

Xavi said: We won in an open and honest way, and Barcelona's level is higher than that! Real Madrid is the only team that wants to play football...! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "We are the 'only' team that wants to 'play football'"!

This is the movie king's moment!

< p>Manchester United centre-back Ferdinand, who watched the game, couldn't help but tweeted that such a showman playing football is not like a man at all, and Manchester United and Barcelona are also very likely to meet in the Champions League final. I don't know if Ferdinand will What kind of treatment should be given to the actors?

Perhaps this is La Masia's difficulty, they can't become like men...

When it comes to Alves, it is naturally Pegasus. Pei was sent off with a red card. He, who was once an actor, did show his "skills" in the process. In the eyes of others, he was indeed hurt a lot. But is this true? The answer was given.

Of course, the real "actor" in Barcelona is Busquets. At that time, Marcelo was dribbling the ball and his hand accidentally touched Busquets' face, just like this "gently" "Touch" made Professor Bu cover his face and fall to the ground in pain, and kicked his legs a few times in an exaggerated manner. This time, his acting skills were improved. He did not reveal his eyes to peek at the situation on the field, and covered his face tightly with his hands.

His apprentice Pedro also displayed his skills and collided with Arbeloa without the ball. This situation is not uncommon on the football field, and Pedro even got Professor Bu. Zhenzhuan immediately fell to the ground. It seems that his acting skills have also improved while his football skills have improved.

Continuing to talk about the new actor Alves, looking at the photo, I am thinking, if it is solid. After being kicked, Alves would return to the field as if nothing happened? His leg would have to be crooked, right? You know, the one who kicked him is famous and infamous. The center back Pepe, who is known as the ferocious beast! ! Can he really be kicked?

According to the footage captured by the Sky TV camera, Pepe’s right foot was not injured. He stepped on Alves. After clearing the ball, Alves swung his right foot to avoid the flying step. He probably saw that Pepe was coming menacingly and could no longer hold back his strength. The Brazilian responded in a very "cooperative" manner. Everything looks almost seamless.

The former star Southgate was the commentator on Sky TV at the time. The former England international defender said: "An ordinary pedaling action may still get a red card, but since Pepe did not In fact, it would be more reasonable to give a yellow card if you kick the opponent."

Let us review the specific process of La Masia's joint performance one by one:

The ball comes. Between Alves and Pepe, the former was about to stretch his foot to make a clearance, while the latter wanted to steal the ball. However, Pepe was a step too slow and "kicked" Alves' calf. Alves immediately fell to the ground in pain. Sorry.

Then what? Then what?

When Alves fell to the ground, the six surrounding Barcelona players raised their hands in unison. At the same time, all players, including goalkeeper Valdes, rushed to the referee immediately, and the distance was about Alves was still rolling on the ground in "pain" 10 meters away, but no one paid attention... This was indeed an intriguing scene. During the whole process, no Barcelona players came forward to ask about Alves' injury. No one called a stretcher or a team doctor to enter the field. Everything was so "tacit understanding", as if they already knew that Alves would be fine.

No Barcelona player came forward to ask about Alves’ injury! ! ! No one called a stretcher or a team doctor to come in! ! ! What these Barcelona players want and are most concerned about is Pepe's red card. As for Alves? Forget it, he has already contributed to the Nerazzurri! I think my inference should be fine, right? Of course, that's assuming they don't know that Alves is fine. But, how is this possible? How could they not care! ! ! Those are close teammates who get along day and night! ! ! Therefore, the conclusion is: they already knew that Alves would be fine! ! ! They already knew it! ! ! They already knew it! ! ! Then why is Alves so miserable! ! ! Then why did they give Pepe a red card! ! ! What's going on! ! ! This is not the skill of a future Oscar-winning actor! ! ! This is not the actor, who is this! ! ! Minato! I was totally stunned! ! ! What the hell is this! ! ! It turns out that Basha is like this! ! ! My Sun~

Of course, no one cares about Alves, the "victim" of this turmoil. The only one who has "greeted" Alves is Adebayor, who is new to La Liga. Real Madrid’s Adebayor! ! ! Barcelona players need greetings from Real Madrid! ! ! What the heck are all the people in Barcelona? I can only agree like this: maybe the African brothers are new here after all and are not very familiar with this business...

Now I admit that Barcelona's "realm" is much higher than Real Madrid! ! ! We are willing to give up! ! ! Admire, admire! ! !

Now let’s recall the words of Barcelona vice-captain Xavi: We won fair and square, Barcelona’s level is higher than Real Madrid, we are the only team that wants to play football, Real Madrid always thinks about speculation... …! ! !

Barcelona is very aboveboard! ! ! The realm is very high! ! ! There is no speculation in Barcelona! ! !

Yes, yes, you Barcelona are "very good and powerful", so we "revere" you as the "Cosmic Team", because people on earth cannot achieve this level, cannot do this A realm! ! !

As for the "godfather" thing, let's talk about the so-called untouchable managers ** Football Federation. Mourinho bombarded UEFA. Generally speaking, if there are problems, we should allow others to raise them and correct them!

Remember, the TV video of Motta’s red card when Inter Milan played Barcelona away from home last season clearly showed Butzquez’s flop, but what did Inter Milan get in exchange for the appeal? Add one more game! Apart from the godfather matter, this step by UEFA is enough to cut off the family, right? Not only did they not correct it, they even slapped their noses in the face!

However, when you challenge authority, even if you are right, even if the authority is wrong, you still get the pain of punishment in silence...

"Football is originally a The game must follow the rules."

Perhaps this is La Masia's difficulty, they cannot become like men...

Speaking of Alves, Naturally, Pepe was sent off with a red card. As a former actor, he really showed his "skills" in the process. In the eyes of others, he was indeed hurt a lot. But, is this true? British Sky TV has the answer.

Of course, the real "actor" in the Barcelona team is Busquets. At that time, Marcelo was dribbling the ball and his hand accidentally touched Busquets' face. Even such a "gentle touch" made Busquets. The professor covered his face and fell to the ground in pain, and kicked his legs a few times in an exaggerated manner. This time, his acting skills were improved. He did not reveal his eyes to peek at the situation on the field, and covered his face tightly with his hands.

His apprentice Pedro also displayed his skills and collided with Arbeloa without the ball. Such situations are not uncommon on the football field, and Pedro fell to the ground immediately after receiving a true pass from Professor Bu. It seems that his acting skills have also been improved while his football skills have improved.

Continuing to talk about the new actor Alves, looking at the photos, I am thinking that if he had been kicked hard, Alves would have returned to the field after being taken out on a stretcher and nothing would have happened. Like people? Even if his leg is useless, he still needs to use it, right? You know, the one who kicked him was the famous and notorious center back Pepe, known as the ferocious beast! ! ! , how can he not be hurt if he is really kicked? joke! ! !

According to the footage captured by Sky TV cameras, Pepe’s right foot did not step on Alves. At that time, Alves swung his right foot to avoid the hit after clearing the ball. Flying, probably because he saw Pepe coming fiercely and unable to hold back his strength, the Brazilian fell to the ground in a very "cooperative" manner. Everything seemed almost seamless.

The former star Southgate was the commentator on Sky TV at the time. The former England international defender said: "An ordinary pedaling action may still get a red card, but since Pepe did not In fact, it would be more reasonable to give a yellow card if you kick the opponent."

Let us review the specific process of La Masia's joint performance one by one:

The ball comes. Between Alves and Pepe, the former was about to stretch his foot to make a clearance, while the latter wanted to steal the ball. However, Pepe was a step too slow and "kicked" Alves' calf. Alves immediately fell to the ground in pain. Sorry.

Then what? Then what?

When Alves fell to the ground, the six surrounding Barcelona players raised their hands in unison. At the same time, all players, including goalkeeper Valdes, rushed to the referee immediately, and the distance was about Alves was still rolling on the ground in "pain" 10 meters away, but no one paid attention... This was indeed an intriguing scene. During the whole process, no Barcelona players came forward to ask about Alves' injury. No one called a stretcher or a team doctor to enter the field. Everything was so "tacit understanding", as if they already knew that Alves would be fine.

No Barcelona player came forward to ask about Alves’ injury! ! ! No one called a stretcher or a team doctor to come in! ! ! What these Barcelona players want and are most concerned about is Pepe's red card. As for Alves? Forget it, he has already contributed to the Nerazzurri! I think my inference should be fine, right? Of course, that's assuming they don't know that Alves is fine. But, how is this possible? How could they not care! ! ! Those are close teammates who get along day and night! ! ! Therefore, the conclusion is: they already knew that Alves would be fine! ! ! They already knew it! ! ! They already knew it! ! ! Then why is Alves so miserable! ! ! Then why did they give Pepe a red card! ! ! What's going on! ! ! This is not the skill of a future Oscar-winning actor! ! ! This is not the actor, who is this! ! ! Minato! I was totally stunned! ! ! What the hell is this! ! ! It turns out that Basha is like this! ! ! My Sun~

Of course, no one cares about Alves, the "victim" of this turmoil. The only one who has "greeted" Alves is Adebayor, who is new to La Liga. Real Madrid’s Adebayor! ! ! Barcelona players need greetings from Real Madrid! ! ! What the heck are all the people in Barcelona? I can only agree like this: maybe the African brothers are new here after all and are not very familiar with this business...

Now I admit that Barcelona's "realm" is much higher than Real Madrid! ! ! We are willing to give up! ! ! Admire, admire! ! !