Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I said I would give her 50% if there was 100 quick money. She told me why it was 50%. How should I reply?

I said I would give her 50% if there was 100 quick money. She told me why it was 50%. How should I reply?

1, because the other 50 is the cost of keeping me alive and protecting you forever.

2, because the other 50% is reserved for you when you meet something you like and you are not willing to spend money on it.

I lost the ability to protect you, because I can't give you everything I have.

What's your idea, what do you want to express and where are you going?