Make fun of the stock market joke of 5.28.

"Because May 30th this year is Saturday and closed, the date of this year's stock market crash has been advanced to May 28th. Please forgive me for the inconvenience! " —— China Stock Crash Committee

Some netizens found that on May 30, 2007, the fourth lunar month11; 201May 28th, 5, April of the lunar calendar 1 1! "This time it's according to the lunar calendar ... @ @ # #, it's cloudy!"

"From the daily limit to the daily limit, the pleasure between the fingers, the straight line, life, is to experience everything! I'm sorry to say that I'm trading stocks today. I said to you, how are you? "

"I'm glad to see everyone's stock plummet this afternoon. My stock didn't fall in the afternoon because it fell in the morning. "

"I have escaped countless daily limit, but I just can't escape the daily limit."

I heard that after three o'clock today, many people quietly tore up their resignation letters and devoted themselves to their work with a hundred times enthusiasm.

Bian Xiao leaders are also trading stocks. Before leaving work today, he gave Bian Xiao a red envelope, and then he said, "Goodbye!" Will he come to the company tomorrow?

"Fortunately, Lao tze smart! Seeing that I was about to fall, I quickly pulled the network cable and it didn't fall! "