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1. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting.

3. Ideal is like underwear, you should have it, but you can't prove it to everyone!

This winter has three advantages: it's cold outside, expensive clothes and I'm poor.

Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeaway!

6. Poverty is a thin curtain. I am here, and the first class is there.

7. My best friend said that she likes private space, so her boyfriend gave her a mansion. I said I like the sea. You've been surfing.

8. Someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society, and I replied: not because of poverty!

9. My wife always warns me not to find a lover by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.

10. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends, they all eat their girlfriends' leftovers! Me: You fucking left some for me!

1 1. The ideal love is like this: dead vines, fish and shrimp for dinner, hot mobile phone cantaloupe, sunset, you are ugly, nothing, I am blind!

12. Tell me about you. What are the advantages of having a girlfriend? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

13. Don't advise girls to wear more clothes no matter how cold it is. All you have to do is put on more clothes yourself. When she said it was cold, she silently took off one for her.

14. He said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

15. I removed the TV. My father said to me: If you are safe, it will be sunny. If you are not safe, I will kill you with a hammer.

16. A buddy on the bus kept complaining to his mobile phone: "How could you do this? I don't care! " Finally, an old man couldn't help it and took out a fake mobile phone to play music: "Ah, this person is a mother."

17.205438+06 was fooled by monkeys for a year, but on 20 17, the chicken party was not caught, and on 20 18, it was unlucky. Now I only hope that 20 19 can live as happy as a pig.

18. You can't have your cake and eat it, but impatience and procrastination are perfect for me.

19. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

20. Is there a love rat? I want to love you. I hope your sweet words will fascinate me. Then you lied to me, and I was sad. Since then, I have worked hard and embarked on the peak of my life.

2 1. is the same meat. Why is it so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

22. I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face, but I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.