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If you have done everything, don't say you are wrong-talk about it in Shuai Shuai's QQ space.
Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil.
It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I loved it, or I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.
I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!
I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.
Many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.
Since ancient times, no one has died, and no one has used paper to shit.
As long as the hoe dances well, what corner can't be dug down?
Only an unattractive woman can say that a man is a playboy, and an incompetent man can say that a woman is realistic.
A news report said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.
Woman, why are you not strong? You are an animal that will not die if it bleeds for a week. . .
In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line. . .
The way to attract a man is not to let him get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.
Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.
Don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth. . . .
A friend said that the word peanut is pronounced as "eating rice without shell" (bolkkcmm). . .
How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.
Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.
A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.
Rogues are not afraid, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.
You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.
If a man wants money, he is destined for everyone.
Don't get your woman pregnant if you can't be a father.
The country depends on guns, the people rely on money, and men and women rely on sleep.
On QQ, I seem to be waiting for someone, but I am speechless when I arrive. . .
Mistress, are you proud of the man who held me in his hand? I politely tell you that what you have is what I have left.
Before I entered your space, I was still considering whether to delete the access record. When I got in, I found I couldn't get in at all.
You can love fools in this era, but don't love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some way, but a nerd is definitely a fool.
In the past, when we talked about friends, we would first ask others if they had any friends. Now you have to ask others if they are gay.
I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!
English songs listen to rhythm, while Chinese songs listen to artistic conception.
If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.
When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; When the heartbreaker dies, he dies, he dies, he dies.
No, I have no one but you. I just don't want anyone except you. . .
I love you until the news broadcast is over. . .
Don't cry at my grave, you will defile my path of reincarnation.
I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Have another bottle!
You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick. . .
Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. . .
Try not to make any noise if you can. Try not to leave anyone alive if you can.
When everything is done, don't say you are wrong.
It's dark and slippery, and the society is complicated. Who is more complicated than people? On the surface, it's heart-to-heart, but in fact, everyone is fucking playing with their brains. No one can live without money!
What is Niu B? I don't think you are Niu B. Why can't you find it on Baidu?
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is myself.
Talking about handsome guys in Qq space
Talking about handsome guys in Qq space
1, people, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people you can't get through when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality. Never forget that it is our parents who cannot be abandoned or despised. They will love us forever!
2. There is no sweet love, no hope pursuit, no confidant listening, no sincere blessing, only a lonely heart, only sad music, only sad words, only a bitter life. I write my life completely with a pen, regardless of those luxuries, hypocrisy and glitz.
3, don't be too blx, don't let others feel that they have done something wrong just because they didn't return a message, and don't feel that others hate themselves just because they said "Hehe". Blx, if you think too much, everything is a disease and can't be cured.
4. It's too easy to make others envy you, just pretend, but to make yourself envy yourself, you need to give up many things, refuse many things and know many things. Sister Kimi
I want to turn my life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.
6. It doesn't matter that he said I couldn't do housework before. I married a wife, not a nanny. Later he said, you can't do anything. Why should I marry you and go home? Before, he said, stay at home if you don't want to go to work. I will support you. Later, he said, you eat mine and drink mine. What reason do you have to argue with me? Some people say that love is like fishing. If you are hooked, there is no need to waste bait. Girls are most afraid.
7. The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people. Together, ups and downs, unremarkable. I'm the witness's lost brother.
8. You should cherish those who talk to you, chat with you, send you text messages, or even talk after you say yes, because no one will be full to please someone who doesn't care, and don't let those who are really nice to you slowly disappear from your life. No matter love or friendship, if you don't operate, you will become a stranger.
9, or think about how to make yourself better, don't expect to meet the right person all day, you are too young, even if you meet, you can't catch it, you are excellent, and naturally there are the right people side by side with you.
10, the best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.
1 1. Silence is a woman's biggest cry. Women don't want to talk much after they have a knot, and they feel tired of talking. Maybe they are used to silence, pain and silence. When a woman ignores you, she has actually been deeply hurt!
12, let everything be natural and simple, thirsty, drink water; Hungry, eat; Sleepy, sleeping; Tired, rest; Of course, if it hurts, just put it down. . .
13, if I am in your heart, why not be a rival in love with 3000? What if you lose the whole world by my side?
14, it is difficult to have a pure love now. I can't let go of my pride, my figure, too many people and too many things, and they are entangled with each other, but in the end they can't afford to love and don't fit in. Life is not perfect, you should know how to be content. I dare not give up anything, how tired I am. Youth is like this. Only when you miss it and regret it will you learn to cherish it. The person who will accompany us to the end is not necessarily what we like, but it will definitely be the most suitable.
15, if there is such a person who chats with you every day until you fall asleep or fall asleep after chatting, this person really values you more than himself, believe me.
16, don't be depressed, don't panic, be a snail who climbs hard, or a stupid bird who insists on flying. We worked hard to grow up, stumbled all the way, and then we were black and blue. Stick to it, and one day, you will stand in the brightest place and live the life you once longed for. Give it to my dear self
17, once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of marriage. No longer refuse to bow because of willfulness, and no longer break up easily because of stubbornness. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old. I only wish I could hold your hand and grow old with my son in this life. You dare to last forever, and I dare to last forever.
18. How long do I have to love you before you like me?
19, there is a kind of people who don't want to say I love you, but care about you, take care of you and protect your love. There are thousands of ways, but the best way is only one, that is, to be good to you, only to be good to you.
20, nine sentences tell you, this is a girl! ! ! Emotional vocabulary
2 1, the daily life of men and women in love can't be too vivid, hahaha!
22. When you reach a certain age, you should learn to be taciturn, and every sentence should be useful and weighty. Emotions are invisible, big things don't matter, and they have their own bottom line.
23. No matter what trouble you encounter, don't embarrass yourself; No matter how bad things happened today, you shouldn't feel sad. Remember one sentence, the harder you work, the luckier you are.
Whether you are confused at the moment or not, when the sun rises, please believe that those who work hard will be rewarded in the end.
25. A lifelong lover is not a vigorous love, nor a promise or oath. But when everyone has abandoned you, only he is silently accompanying you. When everyone is admiring you, only he holds your hand and his mouth rises as if he were proud to say, I know. Don't be depressed by your lover's silence and incomprehension, because time will tell you that the more common companionship, the longer it will last.
26. Waiting with hope is a kind of happiness. I don't know if I have hope, but I will wait indefinitely. Love, after all, is the most precious emotion in life. The people who can give it to you are, after all, with the purest wishes and naive hopes. Loving a person is not the sweet words of vows of eternal love, but the details of life, which is answered in a lifetime.
27. Don't listen to other people's bluff. Every step of life should be completed by your own ability. I have no material in my stomach, no skills in my hand, and it is useless to know more people. Networking will only give you opportunities, but it depends on real skills to seize them. Therefore, self-cultivation is much more important than pleasing others everywhere.
28, don't always care about what others do, it is most important to do your own thing; Don't always look at other people's dynamics, even if you are tired again, people won't pay attention; Don't keep pestering others, people will say, you are not tired, I am still tired! Don't hate others casually, they won't lack meat; Don't estimate your position in other people's hearts all day. To live in the eyes of others is equivalent to losing yourself. Be hard on yourself, and be good at yourself is the right way.
29. Some men just want to possess your body, while others just want to possess your emotions. Most people are nice to you because they want it. But people who really love you don't want anything from you, just want to do everything for you. He is willing to give everything for you and only wants you to be happy. Love is never possession, but sacrifice. A good man is someone who is willing to sacrifice for you.
30. No matter how confused, tired and hard you are now, please believe that there is always a way to go in life, and there is always a period of' cold'. Don't give up hope, don't give up yourself, no matter how cold it is, there will be sunshine, no matter how hard it is. In life, there is always a time when memories are enough to move you.
3 1, please remember this passage, the bigger the temper, the worse the health, the warmer the temper, the deeper the reward. The louder the voice, the worse the cultivation, the softer the voice and the thicker the virtue. The shorter the temper, the lower the wisdom, the calmer the temper and the deeper the wisdom. The more virtuous the wife, the less trouble the husband has, the more kind the husband is, and the more beautiful the wife is. The younger the child, the more secure the parents are, the kinder the parents are, and the more virtuous the child is. Be a square person, do things roundly, draw small things, and be clear about big things; Small victory depends on wisdom, and great victory depends on virtue; Being able to endure is smart, and being able to make it clear is smart; Take it easy and have a good time.
32. I lost many friends. Because I am not good at talking, I haven't contacted for a long time, so they gradually have new friends and forget me. From then on, there is no intersection. Please don't think I'm aloof, and don't think I like the new and hate the old. I am afraid that opening my mouth will turn into a sad ceremony, but I still believe that at that time, we were both a bright light in each other's lives. If one day we become strangers, let's get to know each other again.
33. I think that being sincere to others can also be exchanged for being treated sincerely by others. I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured. After some things, I realized that I was really stupid.
34. Some people say that you are fake, and how much truth he gave you. Some people say that you have changed, how long has he cared about you, and some people misunderstand you, which shows that he doesn't know you at all. Don't waste your tears when you are wronged, and don't be deliberately silent when you clearly mind. That's just your incompetent anger. Some people are suitable for death, while others are suitable for forgetting. Thank them for pointing out your life so hard. You'll be fine. It has nothing to do with them.
35. Those who really wait for you will always wait sincerely; People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around. I believe that if a person really loves you, no matter how busy, tired and hard he is, he will always have time to send you a message and make a phone call, which is just a matter of whether he is willing or not. If a person really cares about you enough, then he can always find time to accompany you, no excuses, no lies, no promises that cannot be fulfilled.
Shuai Shuai's classic mood phrases
Shuai Shuai's classic mood phrases
1. I love you until the news broadcast finale.
Don't cry at my grave, it will defile my path of reincarnation.
You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.
4. Many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.
I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!
6. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Have another bottle!
7. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone but you.
8. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime.
9. Don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.
10. Since ancient times, no one has died, and no one has used paper to shit.
1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, can't you dig down the corner?
12. An unattractive woman says that a man is a playboy, and an incompetent man says that a woman is realistic.
13. A news report said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.
14. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.
15. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.
16. The way to attract a man is not to let him get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.
17. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way.
18. A friend said that the word peanut is pronounced as "peeling the shell and eating rice".
19. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.
20. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and pheasant rebirth is corpse change.
2 1. Rogues are not afraid, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.
22. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
23. If a person wants to be rich, he is destined to be owned by everyone.
24. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.
25. The emperor's death is called death, the civilian's death is called death, and the heartbreaker's death is called oh yeah.
26. Try not to make any noise when you can do it. Try not to leave anyone alive when you can.
27. When everything is done, don't say you are wrong.
28. It's dark and slippery, and the society is complicated. Who is more complicated than people? On the surface, it's heart-to-heart, but in fact, everyone is fucking playing with their brains. No one can live without money!
29. What is Niu B? I don't think you are Niu B. I can't find you on Baidu.
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is myself.
3 1. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.
32. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.
33. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I loved it, or I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.
I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.
100 the most romantic thing, how many did you do?
1, watch the snow together.
Step 2 watch the sea together
Step 3 go shopping hand in hand
Step 4 feed me
Step 5 make a snowman together
6. Take the Ferris wheel together
7. Play a prank together
8. Eat the same cup of ice cream.
10, move things together
1 1, decorate our nest together.
12, watch the sunrise together.
13, watch horror movies together in the middle of the night
Send me a bunch of flowers.
15, cook for me
Take my hand across the street.
17, watch the sunset together
18, count the stars together
19, washing clothes together
20. Listen to the same song back to back
Introduce me in front of friends.
22. lend me your shoulder.
24. Dry my tears.
Sing a song for me
25. Keep a diary for me.
26. Take me to the street.
27. On call
28. Watch the ball game together
29. Watermelon Eating Competition
30. Pinch the clay figurines together, one for you and one for me.
3 1, shout together without image
32. Stay up late and play games together
33, drinking in the game
34. Brush your teeth together in the morning
35, together in a daze
36. Spend our anniversary together
37. Make the same wish at the meteor together.
38. Fold wishing star together.
39. Make cakes together
40. Learn to talk to each other.
4 1, be a stranger for a day
I can't help bullying you.
43. Call all night
44. cut my nails
45. Keep a puppy together
46. Take photos together
47. Ride a bike together
48. Wear the same scarf
49. Wear the same gloves
50. Tell a story to put me to sleep
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