On scolding the political teacher in grade three.

1. I read all kinds of news about textbook reform, but I don't want to recite ancient poems, watch politics or be a teacher.

The others are indifferent to me and have no emotion on their faces. He looks like a rigid person, feels like a political teacher at school, and is not good at joking.

Our northeast political teacher's lectures are so interesting. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The students are watching the video played by the political teacher with great interest, and the head teacher comes to say two urgent things. Many students cough unconsciously. The head teacher saw the students' reluctance and said, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to tell the public that the advertisement will be more exciting.

The political teacher said in class that developed capitalist countries, especially the United States, always bully other [moon] countries when they are strong. Our socialist countries will not do this. Even if you are strong, you won't bully another student. How can you know if you are strong unless you bully others?

6. The political teacher is a weak person. One day, he was giving a lecture and the classroom was in chaos. He suddenly shouted who is talking and who is the dog! The classroom suddenly quieted down, and suddenly he said weakly [awesome] except me. Two seconds later, laughter broke out in the classroom. . .

7. The math teacher said that holidays should be interesting. The political teacher said that the holiday was just for studying in a different place. The class teacher said, don't think about playing all day.

8. My mother must have been a political teacher in her last life. I am one of those bad students who can't stop talking for two hours. I really listened, and my toes were clenched.

9. Does our political teacher really have a teacher qualification certificate? . After so many classes, can you make a difference besides watching multimedia all the time?

10, the math teacher is Degang Guo: the music teacher is Mayday, turn; The dance teacher is Show Lo! The political teacher is Zhang Shaogang, the geography teacher is Andy Lau, the history teacher is Yuan Tengfei, if Han Han is the headmaster, the physics teacher is Jacky Cheung.

1 1, the political teacher's lectures are really old-fashioned and boring, cheap and compassionate.

12, after the exam, three students began to complain. A said: I didn't do well in the Chinese class, and the teacher called me a loser. B said: physical education class couldn't keep up, and the teacher said I was a defective product. C said: I failed the political class, and the teacher said I was dangerous.

13, director? The men's toilet, which opens the door every day to call men home, is the phoenix on the first floor; Architect? Building shit, without gunmen, villages in the city will not draw; Political teacher? Your mistress taught you politics. . .

14, the political teacher said: The world is material and will not change because of you.

15, the political teacher is newly married, the first part: a * * * creates a harmonious realm; Right: one in and one out, creating a new generation. Horizontal batch: life lies in sports!

16, it is said that when you are in pain, there are birds singing happily outside the window.

17, lying in the trough, suddenly caught! The high school political teacher is really a series of peerless good people! Cute and stupid

18, I dreamed that the gentle and lovely political teacher in high school became extremely evil and neurotic, tortured us all day and was punished by kneeling in the corridor to copy books.

Graduation message from the third grade teacher

Dear students:

Today is a special day for the students in Grade Three, because you are about to leave junior high school and embark on a new life journey.

As your head teacher for three years, at this moment when the eulogy is playing, I want to say that no matter whether the future life journey is thorns or flowers, you must go all the way with a smile!

I want to say: thank you, thank you for the ups and downs with you. Thank you, thank you for your vigor and vitality, and let the teacher become young. Thank you, thank you for describing the colorful life of the teacher with innocence and kindness.

I want to say: if the teacher has hurt you unintentionally, today, here, the teacher wants to say to you sincerely and loudly: "I'm sorry, son." However, all this is because of the desire to love you, a passion, and an impulse when you can't control yourself.

I also want to say: No matter how complicated the journey of life is in the future, we should not forget to pursue our spiritual home-to be close to reading and live an elegant and calm life with the heart of truth, goodness and beauty. When we calm down and feel the graceful rhythm of words, our hearts will become pure and beautiful when dancing lightly.

I want to say too much, a thousand words at this time into two words: take care.

Baby, baby, baby is full of all teachers' most sincere wishes to students:

I wish the students a healthy, confident, happy and interesting life in the future.

Graduation message from the third grade teacher

Dear students:

Today is a special day for the students in Grade Three, because you are about to leave junior high school and embark on a new life journey.

As your head teacher for three years, at this moment when the eulogy is playing, I want to say that no matter whether the future life journey is thorns or flowers, you must go all the way with a smile!

I want to say: thank you, thank you for the ups and downs with you. Thank you, thank you for your vigor and vitality, and let the teacher become young. Thank you, thank you for describing the colorful life of the teacher with innocence and kindness.

I want to say: if the teacher ever hurt you unintentionally, today, here, the teacher wants to say to you sincerely and loudly: I'm sorry, children. However, all this is because of the desire to love you, a passion, and an impulse when you can't control yourself.

I also want to say: No matter how complicated the journey of life is in the future, we should not forget to pursue our spiritual home-to be close to reading and live an elegant and calm life with the heart of truth, goodness and beauty. When we calm down and feel the graceful rhythm of words, our hearts will become pure and beautiful when dancing lightly.

I want to say too much, a thousand words at this time into two words: take care.

Baby, baby, baby is full of all teachers' most sincere wishes to students:

I wish the students a healthy, confident, happy and interesting life in the future.

Message to the teacher after graduation from grade three.

Message to the teacher after graduation

You are like an autumn breeze, blowing up the yellow land and waking up the rice. We have a bumper harvest.

You are like a rain in spring, nourishing us and making us thrive.

Teacher, you are the ocean, I am the shell, and you gave me colorful colors. How can I thank you?

The ends of the earth have everything, only the teacher's kindness is endless, teacher, you have worked hard! ! !

Teacher, thank you for illuminating the journey of my life with your own light of life.

Teacher, although I can't say any famous aphorisms, I will only say to you in my simple words: thank you, teacher.

A thousand words are not as sincere as one sentence: teacher, you have worked hard, thank you!

Teacher, you are a candle, burning yourself and illuminating us. Thank you, I don't know when I can chat with you after parting, to be honest! I wish you good health, that little sister is beautiful and naive!

Teacher, I don't know if you remember the sentence you wrote to me: Diligence is a good training, and a little effort is a little talent. I keep it in mind, thank you, teacher!

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. How aptly this sentence describes you! Over the past three years, you have taught us your knowledge selflessly and unreservedly, which has benefited us for life. Thank you teacher!

Teacher, you are the gardener and I am the flower. You raised us selflessly with your knowledge. Although I didn't go to school with you for a long time, I learned a lot from you and benefited a lot. For three years, you have worked hard!

Teacher, you are great, peaches and plums are everywhere!

I am not your best student, but you are my most respected teacher.

Three years of love between teachers and students will never be forgotten!

Poetry and songs praise you constantly. Please accept my deep blessing.

Four spring rains have taken precautions, and several autumn rains have washed away the gap. Black hair and frost weave the sun and the moon, and chalk writes the spring and autumn without words.

Swallow silk before you get old in the cold spring, and tears will turn to ashes, and autumn will be stronger. Three thousand gardens of peaches and plums are sown in spring, and the fruits are full of China in late autumn.

The teacher came on purpose and didn't bring any grass.

May happiness, health and happiness accompany you for a long time.

May our sincere wishes be with you.

May the teacher's heart last with you.

You, so serious, teach us like a teacher; You, with a sense of humor, get along with us like a friend. However, mediocrity does not mean mediocrity. This love is your love. I wish you good health and thank you for your three-year teaching.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, not as good as teacher's education.

You are the road lamp ahead, burning your life and spreading our brilliance.