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I think a lot of things in this world are predestined.

1. The relationship between me and you now is like the repeated aftershocks after the earthquake weakening again and again until it subsides.

I don't know when two people can't talk well.

It's not shameful to have a crush on someone across the screen. I'm glad I like it. This kind of love is too normal. In fact, all your infatuation comes from your imagination. Remember this is enough.

If you like someone, you will become very stingy. I can be modest, even if you can't, I won't share it with others. You got it?

My thief wants to go to Nepal with someone he likes! ! ! It is said that mangoes over there are cheap and sweet. Although I am allergic to mangoes, I want someone I like to carry a sack of mangoes back to my mother to eat!

6. Food can be roughly divided into two categories: what I have eaten and what I have not eaten. The people I like can also be divided into two categories: those who annoy me and those who want to throw up when they see me.

7. Hating you is like being pregnant, but being pregnant means being pregnant.

8. I don't know whether dopamine protease or prostate is secreted in my brain. Anyway, I want to hug you as soon as I see you.

9. Do you know how much I love myself? Afraid of starvation, I bought myself fried food.

10. It is said that it only takes 2 1 day to form a habit and get rid of it.

1 1. I think chatting is voluntary for two people, and chatting alone is really boring.

12. The book says that if one day you dream of someone you haven't seen for a long time, it means that he is forgetting you.

13. Love at first sight is either a face or someone else's shadow. Everything from love at first sight to love for a long time is actually the result of weighing the pros and cons.

14. I like people who will ask me what I am doing soon, always share interesting things with me, always think about me and make me feel needed.

15. Because I like it, I will mind a lot of things. I wouldn't be so angry if I didn't like it.

16. The people you meet in the future are all people with others in mind, and no one will love you wholeheartedly.

17. Fate is really a wonderful thing, unexpected meeting, unexpected love.

18. Be sure to hold on to people or beautiful things you like, because you may not have such good luck again in the future.

19. I thought about countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone.

2 1. You stole so many provocative skills that when you really meet the person you are attracted to, you are speechless.

22. Although I am very tired when I am busy, I will be particularly carefree and comfortable after I am busy. Although it is cool when you are idle, you will panic if you are idle for a long time.

23. The happy thing in the morning is that I woke up and saw what you replied to me last night, which I didn't have time to read.

24. I just saw someone who looks like you, and I ran out like crazy, only to remember that there is no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the bricks.

25. Have you ever liked people far away? He never lets you down and gives you the courage and strength to live. He is always there, shining like faith.

26. You can't even be friends if you like. What's the use of being friends? I don't need friends. I need you.

27. Deciding to part may not really be how big a mistake the other party made at that time, but the accumulation of a little disappointment. Finally, someone got tired, and then they couldn't walk together again.

28. How can you concentrate on the age when you should play, and how can you just resign yourself to fate when you should indulge in youth? /a-294

29. I look forward to hiding myself carefully. Loneliness and panic are like a churning ocean, losing their way again and again, forcing themselves to draw strength from constant efforts.

30. Habit is a terrible thing. Because of habit, you will take it for granted. Because of habit, no one thinks about what it would be like to lose it.

3 1. You are so good at comforting others, you must have spent many days comforting yourself.

32. I feel that many things in this world have already been predestined. It is far from feasible to walk into your life like rivers and seas.

33. Because I don't know if I can spend my life gently and peacefully in the future, and I don't know if anyone is willing to treat your sensitivity and irritability patiently and peacefully.

Passing by, it is fate, leaving, it is destiny takes a hand.

1, people always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

2. Girls grow up because they fall in love with someone, while boys grow up because they lose someone.

When you have it, you don't know it. After losing, the heart is biting. Its name is love.

It is more difficult to get married because you fell in love with his advantages before marriage, but you have to put up with his shortcomings most of the time after marriage.

She said that the boy who had been chasing her for a long time was married. She said she went to the wedding, the bride was beautiful and the groom was handsome. It seems that she found him so charming for the first time. Why didn't she notice it at first? She said that she thought she had never fallen in love with him, but her heart ached at the moment when the bride and groom exchanged rings. She said that the saddest thing is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that the person who has loved you for many years turns away.

6, happy moments, be sure to be happy; When waiting for happiness, be patient.

7. Walking alone in the dusk of the city, loneliness is dragged into a hunting flag by the sunset, swaying in the surrounding twilight clouds. Walking in the bustling crowd, I suddenly found myself lost. On the street of a foreign land, I suddenly have such a strong desire that you can come casually, hold my hand and accompany me on a dark road.

8, a pair of broken shoes, no matter how to make up, can't find the way I walked. Passing by, that is fate, staying, that is destiny takes a hand.

9, the most familiar things, the most likely to produce strangeness. People close at hand are the hardest to understand. From a psychological point of view, the longer two people get along, the less interested they are in getting to know each other. So there is a blind spot of love. The farthest person in the world may be the closest person to you.

10, will you know how to cherish only if I put you in a dispensable position?

1 1. People can't understand life without crying all night. We regard these pains as a kind of homework, a kind of learning, and even thank them for teaching us when our real feelings grow. -San Mao

12, far from the ugliness of this world, it is the beautiful mask that this world wears.

13, I'm sorry to myself, because I'm always sad for no reason. Say sorry to yourself and embarrass yourself for others. Say sorry to yourself because pretending makes you tired. Say sorry to yourself because stubbornness hurts yourself.

14, maybe, if you are completely injured, you will be completely relieved.

15, the older the time, the lighter the heart. People who have agreed to live and die with * * * will not contact in the end. Time is a thief, always stealing a lot inadvertently, beautiful face, true feelings, happy life. Maybe we can't turn a blind eye, but we don't have to fight each other. After all, everyone has a good time over the full moon. At that time, we must be prepared to be robbed one day.

16, the beginning of the story is always like this, just in time, caught off guard. The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart.

17, if you are still young, you can't follow your inner strong desire, do what you think is right, take a risk, even if you make a mistake. How pale that youth is!

18, in fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and the other shore is connected with this shore; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart is willing. It is a tragedy to see the world with emotion, and a comedy with reason.

19, you never know what she did where you can't see it, because she loves you.

20. You can be stupid, but you can't let go.

Destiny takes a hand, I love your classic lines.

Destiny takes a hand, I love your classic lines.

1, I only know that the first time was accidental, the second time was inevitable and the third time was destiny takes a hand. fated to love you

2. Being cheated is naive for the first time, ignorant for the second time and stupid for the third time. fated to love you

Life is like a gamble. You can't win everything. As long as the chips are in your hands, there is always hope. fated to love you

If you can't forget the past, don't forget it. Bury it in your heart, as a part of your life story, and the silent past will become nourishment. You know, you can't always look back. fated to love you

5, happiness-people feel warm and safe, there is a kind of panic that is on thin ice, as if it will disappear at any time. fated to love you

6. If the best is already in your heart, no matter how many choices you have, you will only turn a blind eye. fated to love you

7. The saucer needs a teacup, and the teacup needs a lid. These three things should have been put together, only the three of them are not suitable for each other. fated to love you

8. The most terrible enemies in this world are not those treacherous opponents, but those who know nothing and have nothing. fated to love you

9. If it is God's arrangement to participate in your past, then I sincerely hope that our meeting is meaningful. fated to love you

10, there is nothing wrong with ordinary, ordinary is the most powerful! fated to love you

1 1, I should let you fly in the clouds, but too many thoughts make me choose to commemorate you. fated to love you

12, I regret meeting someone who loves me. I love her very much, but I didn't cherish it. So my wish is you. fated to love you

13, every baby is brought into this world by God, and no one is an accident. fated to love you

14, instead of always saying sorry, try to help yourself cheer! fated to love you

15, don't think that you will ignore her if she doesn't ask; Don't think that she won't feel anything unless she screams! fated to love you

16, in fact, playing cards is not about cards, but about people. As long as the posture is good and the momentum is strong, the cards will naturally look good. fated to love you

17, treat a person sincerely, without conditions. fated to love you

18, I mean you can't fall in love with me, and I didn't say I can't fall in love with you. fated to love you

19, "Chen Xinyi, I tell you, you can't run away. I still have the divorce papers, and I haven't dated them yet. I will go back and fill in the date to 2 100, and you will be my wife for life! " Destiny loves you. "

20. Life is like squeezing clay. Even if you do something wrong, you can start all over again. fated to love you

2 1, do you think I am a pig? Am I born with only the function of carrying on the family line? What about love? Care? What about a happy life? Can't I have any of these? fated to love you

22. "I hope to find someone who loves me. I love him very much." Destiny loves you. "

23. Years ago, you thought I didn't want souvenirs. I went to Shanghai and cried myself to death. Two years later, you think that as long as I have a wife who can have children, someone will cry to death and push me away. The marriage certificate clearly States that you are my wife. Should I discuss this problem with my husband? fated to love you

24. I just think you are simple, but I didn't expect you to be simple and stupid! fated to love you

God will teach a lesson to those who don't cherish their sincerity. fated to love you

26. My promise is worthless. No matter who I promised, I didn't do it. fated to love you

27. In the world of art, there are no certain standards. As long as this job is valuable to you, it is unique. fated to love you

28. As long as you are willing to pay, happiness will knock at the door! fated to love you

29. Leave if you want, and stay if you want. Very chic and free. fated to love you

30. What is in bud? I think it is in its infancy. I mean, she won't wait. She is in the bud. * Maybe ... Maybe it's destiny takes a hand, destiny takes a hand 100% thing. Maybe ... maybe, maybe it's destiny takes a hand, I want to have feelings for you. fated to love you

3 1, what matters is how to live, not how to die. fated to love you

32. The chance of destiny takes a hand is 100%. fated to love you

I don't care who I marry to Chen Xinyi! fated to love you

I regret meeting someone who loves me. I love her very much, but I didn't cherish it. fated to love you

35. When God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you! fated to love you

36. You smelly snail, why do you do so much? You want me to feel guilty to death. You think you are the mother of souvenirs? Why did you eat all the souvenirs from dad? You are an idiot. fated to love you

37. I talked too much at Anna's house that day. You said meeting me was the biggest miracle in your life, but actually meeting me was the biggest disaster in your life. fated to love you

3.85 billion people went to the wrong bed,/kloc-0.5 billion people meet again, this guarantee card is the guarantee of your love. fated to love you

I tell you, I will let you run again this time, and I will be your slave all my life. fated to love you

40. Every time you make unreasonable demands, she always gives in to you. I didn't expect you to push your luck. fated to love you

4 1, appreciate Zhang Xu's calligraphy, you won't take regular script seriously; If you like espresso, why are you interested in American coffee? If the best is already in your heart, then no matter how many choices you have, you will only turn a blind eye. -Dylan's Destiny Loves You

42. Last night, the teacher had a romantic dinner with a mysterious friend. After dinner, we thought it would be better to see a romantic movie. After watching the movie, we went to see a romantic night scene. In short, this process is very. Romantic! This morning the teacher and another mysterious friend went to see a romantic sunrise! fated to love you

43, you can enter our door, absolutely not because you want to carry on the family line for us; Not because we feel guilty and want to take you away. You and the village west can meet because you it runs in the family are destined to be husband and wife; So it is our family's blessing and our hope that we can meet you. fated to love you

44. My children can only call me dad, so I decided to marry you! fated to love you

45. You are so kind to me, which is more than I can bear 100 times! Don't be so nice to me ... Destiny takes a hand, I love you.

Destiny takes a hand, I love you.

1 There is nothing wrong with being ordinary, but being ordinary is the most powerful!

Life is like a gamble. You can't win everything. As long as the chips are in your own hands, there is always hope.

Come on, Chen Xinyi!

No personality is my personality.

Please don't put your glasses on the ground casually.

As long as you are willing to pay, happiness will knock on the door by itself.

Don't make post-it notes today, use super glue instead. Even if it's torn off, peel off a layer of their skin!

I can't help it. I like winning at the starting line.

I want to let myself go.

10 This is the world, and I have long been used to it.

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12 It is better to be the heroine of your boyfriend forever than to be a supporting role on the stage.

13 god will teach those who don't cherish their sincerity a lesson!

14 Instead of saying sorry all the time, let yourself cheer!

15 When the past is sealed, only the future can be opened.

16 should let you spread your wings and fly in the clouds by plane, but too many thoughts make me choose to commemorate you.

17 Don't think that I won't feel anything unless I scream for pain!

Happiness is on thin ice.

19 You don't need any conditions to treat someone sincerely.

I didn't expect you to forget about pregnant women when you had a mistress.

2 1 Waiting for someone who won't come back is the most tiring.

A man's heart disappears faster than Halley's comet, unless you know how to seize the tail of opportunity.

Can I be kind to you within the scope of love?

Work overtime until you die, and you will be single all your life.

Both sides are offended, and neither side is human. Horizontal batch: the best state.

Children should not be born in vain, nor should their bodies be sacrificed in vain.

Every baby is brought into this world by God hand in hand, and no one is an accident.

What matters is how to live, not how to die.

Only people with stories can create wonderful works.

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3 1 If you appreciate Zhang Xu's calligraphy, you won't pay attention to regular script. If you like espresso, why are you interested in American coffee? If the best is already in your heart, no matter how many choices you have, you will only turn a blind eye.

Chen Xinyi: They say that women are innocent the first time, ignorant the second time and stupid the third time. Ji Cunxi: I only know that the first time was accidental, the second time was inevitable and the third time was destiny takes a hand. Destiny takes a hand!

If it is God's arrangement to participate in your past, then I sincerely hope that our meeting is meaningful.

Happiness is not waiting, but striving for it.

You are not incompetent, but have no confidence. If you want to prove that you can't just hide in a snail's shell, you must make yourself stronger.

Let life continue in an environment full of love.

Maybe, maybe this is destiny takes a hand, destiny takes a hand 100% thing. Maybe ... maybe, maybe it's destiny takes a hand, I want to have feelings for you.

I think meeting you is the greatest miracle in my life.

If I never knew you, if I were alone, I would never cry.

Your hug is my strength, and you will always be my most important thing.

4 1 I just want to spend my life with Chen Xinyi!

The flower language of borage is courage.

Chen Xinyi, you have been my wife all my life!

Waiting for someone who won't come back is the most tiring.

Who am I? I don't believe you can be indifferent until the answer is revealed.

I regret meeting someone who loves me. I love her very much, but I didn't cherish it. Happiness-makes people feel warm and safe, and there is a panic that seems to disappear at any time.

You have been more kind to me than I can bear 100 times. Please don't be so kind to me, I will believe it.

I think meeting you is the greatest miracle in my life.

You can play the role of father, and I can play the role of mother. We were lucky to have a child, and the only one was the three of us, which were not suitable for each other.

5 1 In the world of art, there is no such thing as a standard. As long as the work is valuable to you, it is unique.

As long as it is something that everyone is interested in pursuing, I am not interested. On the contrary, the uncut original stone jade, from excavation, creation to hype, depends entirely on my personal ability.

If it is really for her good, treat her as your wife from the bottom of your heart, and don't let her feel like packing up and leaving at any time; Don't let her count down the moment she left you every minute.

What matters is how to live, not how to die.

If it is God's arrangement to participate in your past, then I sincerely hope that our meeting is meaningful.

I didn't expect to be an enemy when I came, but I became a relative when I returned.

If you really love her, you won't feel tired.

So what if I can't dance? So what if my life is ruined? If I never knew you, if I were alone, I would never cry.

I have never been loved by my mother since I was a child, dancing in the complicated environment of new york. I have a heart of stone and lost my feelings. It is because of you, because of you, that I let you live in my heart, and I am so fragile now.

Debt, guilt or love. It was love that stood me up twelve times, and finally Ji Cunxi gave up Anna.

6 1 Your hug is my strength, and you will always be my most important thing.

Even if we don't sail here in the middle of the night, I will ride a dolphin by the sea, and I will help you get justice!

Children can't be born in vain, and bodies can't be sacrificed in vain.

What are the benefits of a woman being pregnant? There is no market for men, and women sympathize with them.

I always thought you were a good father, but I didn't expect you to forget pregnant women when you had a mistress.

You keep saying that you won't betray Anna, but your body seems to have betrayed it.

Every baby is brought into this world by God hand in hand, and no one is an accident.

Opportunity is like a thief, it comes inadvertently, and only when it leaves does it know that the loss is heavy!