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Talk about the latest classics that singles lament.

1. Although you are ugly and single, what if someone is blind?

If love makes you unable to be yourself, it is better to be single again.

Being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.

Being single for a long time will lose the ability to love and be loved, and I still don't know how to like a person.

Being single seems to mean that no one will make you angry and of course no one will surprise you.

6. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and don't consider me.

7. It's good to be single, and you can be justified when you meet someone you like.

8. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

9. It's nice to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

10. "At first glance, I thought, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such people are generally single dog. "

1 1. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God's idea is that I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

12. It's nice to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

13. A person's state is quite good. If he wants to read, he will. If he is tired, he will sleep. If he doesn't want to contact anyone, he will be quiet for a while, travel or stay at home. It's better to be quick about love, don't start casually, don't be in a hurry to compromise, and nothing really worth it will be so easy. There is always a way in life that you need to go alone. People should first live a quiet life. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come.

14. A person's state is quite good. Go to the movies if you want, eat whatever you want, travel or stay at home, sleep when you are tired, keep a little cleanliness on love and friendship, don't make do with it, don't compromise easily, and nothing really worthwhile will be so easy.

15. Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like. You will smile and shake your head and say forget it.

Singles sigh with classic stories.

1. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God is telling you that I want to leave a special person for that girl.

It's good to be single, and you can be justified when you meet someone you like.

I'm not single dog, I'm just a lonely wolf in the wind.

Please don't give up love just because you are single. Prepare your best self and wait for a better one.

5. "The biggest reason for being single is because I am unwilling and feel that I am not worthy of the feelings I want."

6. Oh, it's ridiculous to go to my brother the day after we broke up and tell him that I'm single. Do you want it?

7. Pets are not allowed in school, so single dog doesn't go to school.

8. It's nice to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

9. "The advantage of being single is that you can take it for granted."

10. What's it like to be single for a long time? You can fight a team battle seriously.

1 1. You haven't met the right person yet. Actually, there is no need to worry. One day, someone will cross Qian Shan and come to you.

12. The mobile phone package contains so many phone bills every month, but I don't know who to call.

13. Call your parents, and they will occasionally hint that it is good to fall in love in college. ...

14. I saw a funny joke on the internet and wanted to tell it to others, but everyone seemed to be busy.

15. When I saw the words wedding diamond ring and rose, I didn't even have brain tonic.

Singles lament the complete works of classic stories.

1. Always clamoring for someone, but never taking the initiative to hook up; People who don't like it are too lazy to accept the pursuit of others. It's not that "deficiency is better than abuse", but I still refuse to be wronged.

2. The longer you are single, the harder it is to meet the right one, because you are even more unwilling to make do and give your heart.

I bought a new suit and couldn't wait to put it on, but no one seemed to notice.

4. Looking at the lovers around me silently expressing their love and envy, I will look forward to the day when I show my love.

In fact, after being single for a long time, you will find that your world is also wonderful.

6. Your joys and sorrows will not change because of another person's joys and sorrows.

7. The advantage of being single is that you can take it for granted.

8. In this age when ambiguity is more prevalent than love, being single is actually a luxury.

9. Now all the high-value people are single.

10. Either you have been single and proud, or you are dedicated to one person.

1 1. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

12. You are more suitable for being single and no one can take care of you.

13. I just like being single and letting my hair fly in the wind.

14. Being single for a long time will lose the ability to love and be loved. I still don't know how to like someone.

15. I just suddenly released my hand and walked on alone.

16. It's no big deal to be alone again.

17. I resumed my status as a single aristocrat and proudly continued my youth.

18. Now he is a simple person. Don't worry about him.

19. Will you join me in my next job?

20. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

2 1. "Now all high-value people are single."

22. I finally bid farewell to my single life for more than half a year and started my single life in the second half of the year.

23. The reason why I am single so far is that acquaintances are not easy to start and strangers are not easy to talk to.

24. Being single is better for you.

25. On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

26. Those who secretly love me, how can you be so calm? It's almost Singles' Day, so make a confession.

27. Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? What the hell? I am not alone. I will become a dog.

28. There are no gifts today, only boyfriends!

29. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. What kind of fairy can I be!

30. Who said that 1 1 is Singles' Day and must be single? I think the real meaning of 1 1 is: 1 birth 1 only loved 1 person in my life.

The classic sadness of being single is not good. Tell me the latest.

1. Go or go, all that remains is a shell, stay or stay, and my heart will take root again.

2. Lonely eyes are silent, when will they be bright, and I am hiding in a dark corner.

Your loneliness makes me want to stay. I accidentally looked back at you. Only lonely people are lonely.

4. It's light, it's scattered, it's not much, a little bit is enough, it's asleep, it's snoring, understand? be

The dream is gone, my heart is broken, and I just stay to prepare for leaving.

If you don't want me, please leave me and stay, just keep making me sad.

7. If I can continue to wait, if time can stop, if … no ifs?

8. Broken contact, broken thoughts, the last hope has vanished, and my heart is so tired. Does it hurt? I don't understand.

9. When my shoulder is gone, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.

10. Love is love, accept rejection? Simple words have changed their taste, your silent response, my evasiveness, why? A positive answer won't hurt my heart more than it does now. Don't firmly believe that it is better for him not to respond than to promise, so his heart is hotter and he can't afford it. Do you still want it?

1 1. When our love is stained with dust, we will wait for the baptism of a storm. Some people, some things, really want to forget? The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants you to get hurt, you must get hurt, and you can't erase the permanent scar.

12. If you want to cry one day, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, call me. I can't persuade you to stay, but I will run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me, and I promise to be by your side and keep silent; If I don't answer the phone one day, please come and see me, because I may need you!

13. Love is a little tempted, love is a tacit understanding, love is an encounter, love is an agreement, love is an oath, love is a vision, love is a persistence, love is a loyalty, love is a watch, love is a yearning again and again, love is a little melancholy, love is a sigh, love is a kind of love.

14. When tomorrow becomes today, yesterday, and finally a day that is no longer important in memory, we suddenly find ourselves unconsciously pushed forward by time. This is not the illusion that we are moving forward when we are in a stationary train and staggered with the adjacent trains, but that we are really growing up and becoming another ourselves in this matter.

15. Don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have already got; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost is left to memory. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore; Don't regret if you choose; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied, only when you are hurt can you enjoy life, and only when you are hurt can you understand how strong you are. There is always a windy morning, there is always a gorgeous dusk, and there is always a meteor night; No matter yesterday, today and tomorrow, it is a beautiful day to be suddenly enlightened.

Classic sadness of being single is not good.

1. The most tiring thing is often not the distance of the road, but the depression in my heart; The most decadent thing is often not the bumpy future, but the loss of self-confidence; The most painful thing is often not the misfortune of life, but the disillusionment of one's own hopes; The most desperate thing is often not the blow of setbacks, but the death of one's own heart; Look down on everything, relax, and everything will get better gradually!

2. Is there such a person? You have said countless times that you want to give up, but you still can't bear it. Is there such a person that you are willing to be hurt, even though you know you will be black and blue? Is there a person who wants to cry when you are alone, but pretends to smile indifferently when you see him? Is there such a person who can exchange dozens of short messages with TA every day, but it is embarrassing to make a phone call?

I thought that as long as I held you tightly, I could live forever, but I didn't expect that the tighter I held you, the faster I lost it. In fact, I don't want to tie you up, but I can't, because I'm afraid, I'm afraid of losing you, and I'm afraid of facing the lonely world alone. I'm not that brave, even if you say I want to be strong. Please don't say sorry to me either, because I don't know what other words can be used to answer those injuries you have given.

4. A person always looks up and envies the happiness of others, only to find that he is also looked up and envied by others. The mountain of happiness has no top and no head. Don't stand by and envy the happiness of others. In fact, happiness is always by your side. As long as you have life and hands that can work miracles, you have no reason to be a passer-by, a bystander, and no reason to complain about life. Have you found happiness?

Once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of marriage. No longer refuse to bow because of willfulness, and no longer break up easily because of stubbornness. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old. In this way, in the fleeting time, the years are beautiful. I only wish to hold your hand and grow old with your son in this life!

6. Happiness is not how big your house is, but how sweet the laughter in the room is; Happiness is not how luxurious the car you drive, but how safe you drive home; Happiness is not how beautiful your lover is, but how brilliant his smile is; Happiness is not how enthusiastic you are when you succeed, but when you are frustrated, a voice says to you: friend, don't fall! Happiness is not how many sweet words you hear, but when you are sad and crying, someone says to you: Nothing, I am here.

7. Be quiet when you are alone; When you are alone, you will feel lonely, fill the wounds at night with the past, and then giggle at your innocence; If a person is free, he will not be affected, and the small world will go at will; Be strong when you are alone, and hold your head high when you have no shoulders to lean on. No one loves himself more than himself. One day alone, we smile, smile, walk and smile. A person is beautiful and romantic! A person is quiet and elegant.

8. We shouldn't envy other people's happiness. What you think you don't have is on the way, and what you think she has is on the way ... Some people are good to you because you are good to him. Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness!

9. I am used to going into space every day to see the dynamics of each of you. Then I will know which of you is happy, who is struggling, who is starting a new relationship with whom and who is ending the old entanglement with whom. Distant care and yearning, but not in contact. I just miss you.

10. I thought about who was right and who was wrong, but now the situation has changed.

1 1. True forgetting does not mean forgetting forever. But when I think about it once in a while, there is no wave in my heart.

12. I love you so much that I ignore myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.

13. Whether it was once or not, it's good to be happy now. I can rewrite the spring and autumn by reversing the hourglass.

14. Sometimes, what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say.

15. You let me down, and I gave you no chance to go on stage.

Classic sadness of being single is not good.

1. I have been reluctant to give up, and I will not give up, turning everything into a desolate memory forever.

2. I tore up those memories, but I couldn't escape having your dream.

If you are excellent, you will become more excellent, and you will be more valuable in the eyes of others.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

5. I like watching Diga Altman. Because every episode will kill people in a city.

6. I am your real frivolity, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

7. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

8. I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know. A classic topic about single people sighing.

9. Those who won a quarrel with their girlfriends are basically single now.

10. Being single is more suitable for me who is afraid of trouble and pain.

If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

12. I kept saying "Long live the single", but I was thinking about that impossible Ta.

13. It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.

14. You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you wanted.

15. Years take away memories, but they will become clearer and clearer.

16. There are two me in the world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

17. You accompany me at one end of time and go to the other. In the end, God is you, but my heart is old.

18. The sun shines all over the street, but it doesn't shine on my heart.

19. Deep blue is not the sky, ocean or oxygen. My argument is that I don't want to give up your decision.

20. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

2 1. Warmth is a luxury, which needs deep cold and pain.

22. Meet at the wrong time and leave at the right time. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the most profound thing is the most true feelings.

23. This is disorderly youth, but it is the most ordinary life. Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

24. I used to take a simple route, but walking revealed the sexy essence.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, because the world doesn't belong to you.

26. I would rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

27. There is a kind of singleness called "rather short than extravagant", and there is a kind of singleness called "just for someone".

28. Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

29. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package has long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

30. My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me, which is why I have been single.

9. I try to make myself happy and have a good life, and I am often overwhelmed by the good of others.

10. It's always cloudy, but now it's foggy. I can't see anything in the distance, as if it were my future. Confused, at this moment.