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Friends circle sentences (4 sentences) that were accidentally posted with tickets.
1. You drive slowly, so it's a big deal that others call you "Avanti"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are an "avatar"
2. Warning? You want a warning, done? Well, I warn you not to think like that, or I'll write another ticket.
3. I'm helpless, too. Of course, it's not all my fault. It's been six years since I got my driver's license, and I'll lose points for the first time.
4. The moon is full for safe production, and half for illegal operation.
5. Even if the car is given a ticket, make up the makeup first and take a selfie to record it.
6. drinking wine before work is like eating a tiger's mouth.
7. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also get a ticket, so please transfer it quickly.
8. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, you will have an accident.
9. I got a ticket today. I want to know enough is enough. Why should I end up like this?
1. Safety creates one's own happiness, and violation leaves the world suffering.
11. There are as many stories as there are smiles on my face. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it.
12. I was fined 2 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!
13. The stumbles are not high, and the violations are not small.
14. put an end to violations, start from me, pay attention to safety and make the whole family happy.
15. Always keep the traffic lights on, and drive safely with your life.
16. Safety comes from caution when holding posts, and accidents come from carelessness when holding posts.
17. Safe for you, me and him.
18. On the way to drink, even the wind is sweet. I was given a ticket today. Can I say dirty words gracefully?
19. The road of illegal operation cannot be blocked, and the step of safe construction cannot be taken.
2. Today, I heard that there is a new regulation for deducting points for driving books. One book can only eliminate the violation of three cars, that is, one car can only deduct three books. You should be careful to help others eliminate points! ! ! A circle of friends who were accidentally posted with a ticket (Part II)
21. Don't do it because of small safety matters, and don't do it because of small violations.
22. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and at least three tickets have been seen. The second car is a * * * car, which is parked outside the parking space like the first car, and is often given a ticket ...
23. Boo-hoo-hoo, for fear of being given a ticket, I originally wanted to move a parking space, and then I rubbed the car, and it was the next day.
24. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
25. Life discount for drunk driving.
26. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife stay indoors!
27. We can sleep until my manager calls, and get a ticket for being late.
28. Paving a happy road safely means digging your own grave.
29. I got a ticket for illegal parking. I followed the car too closely and ran a red light. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, which was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car at the gate and went retrograde fiercely ... This bull's head is really moldy. Waiting to bottom out!
3. In the afternoon, my mother insisted on buying clothes for me in the animal year. I went out for a walk, bought nothing, and scraped the car. I was given a ticket yesterday and was injured today. It's a lucky year.
31. After eating the fine today, I feel that the wind is unclear, the white clouds are drifting, the sky doesn't understand the rain, and the eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I don't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.
32. No violation for two years. As a result, I got four in a month. There's another one.
33. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here.
34. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. My little brother took the milk tea and made it again. On my way home, I found that my car was out of gas, so I immediately went to refuel.
35. Seeing a beautiful woman on the road looks familiar, stop and let her get on the bus and say that she will give you a ride by the way. After the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will follow the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. I went to the traffic police detachment two days ago to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.
36. The driving is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears. Please wear seat belts when driving.
37. You can reverse the car savagely, but you can't rewind your life.
38. Today, I was accidentally stopped by a concrete mixer and ran a red light. It's really a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.
39. Those who don't respect themselves bring shame, and those who don't follow the rules invite trouble.
4. At the bottom of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is a closed and dead-end road. The cars parked on the side of the road have been posted with tickets. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know it. Alas, it is difficult to park. Talk about humor in the circle of friends who have been ticketed
Talk about humor in the circle of friends who have been ticketed
1. On a particularly bad day, the car was ticketed, the parking fee was paid, and money was lost. Alas, it was really difficult for me.
2. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also get a ticket, so please transfer it quickly.
3. I was worried about getting a ticket when I parked at the gate. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.
4. Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.
5. On the day of back-counting, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed, and the mobile phone was flooded at night.
6. The last question will decide whether you have drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
7. I really feel speechless. I was fined for driving and cycling, which really made my mood fall to the bottom. I was always the one who didn't obey the traffic rules!
8. I lost the lottery, and I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is better than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.
9. The past is a dream frozen in my memory, and you are my only unique memory. The mist on the green leaves is a tear of missing. It's a thing of the past to finish the fine.
1. Safety favors those who obey the rules, while accidents favor those who violate the rules.
11. If you can't stop the illegal road, you can't take a safe step.
12. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend, so you don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.
13. Those who don't respect themselves bring shame, and those who don't follow the rules invite trouble.
14. I accidentally ran a red light, glanced at the left side and thought it was a green light, so I left, but I was so stupid!
15. You know what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
16. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket casually, right?
17. When you do your homework illegally, it's the time of disaster.
18. You go, I go, everyone goes, and the safety awareness is: you let me let you, everyone let you, and the safe journey is guaranteed.
19. Safety factor is the foundation of life, and traffic violation is the source of safety accidents.
2. Safe production is glorious, and illegal operation is shameful. Talk about humor in the circle of friends who have been fined. Part II
21. Walk on the sidewalk, and those who don't have sidewalks walk by the roadside.
22. One person goes out for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.
23. It seems heartless and affectionate to punish violations without mercy.
24. At the bottom of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is a closed and dead-end road. Cars parked on the side of the road have been posted with tickets. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know it. Alas, it is difficult to park.
25. Traffic safety is for everyone.
26. Standards are the foundation of safety, and violation of regulations is the bane of accidents.
27. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
28. If you don't keep your eyes open when you walk, you will be fined with tears, and you will be ashamed to see your parents.
29. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.
3. Through spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety will always be in your heart.
31. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and at least three tickets have been seen. The second car is a * * * car, which is parked outside the parking space like the first car and is often given a ticket ...
32. The life of drunk driving is discounted.
33. The moon is full in safe production, and half of it is lacking in violation of regulations.
34. Don't be a "super" on the road, just be a civilized "driver".
35. The electronic violation handling hall is overcrowded, and each person has a number list in his hand. An elder sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish it in front? Me: beauty, I was forced to detain the car and deducted 12 points at a time, which was a VIP! Sister. . .
36. Please yell at others when they violate the rules.
37. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also get a ticket, so please transfer it quickly.
38. Drive carefully for a thousand trips, but drive carelessly for more than one trip.
39. Every day I drive, I wonder if I ran a red light. Just now, I seem to have made it.
4. Today is really an unlucky day. I was fined 2 for riding an electric car, which made me feel particularly helpless! Novice drivers get a ticket
Novice drivers get a ticket (Part 1)
1. For example, in the action of rectifying the misuse of high beam lights, the traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose whether to feel the same way for 3 seconds or fine 2 yuan.
2. In addition to being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! ! The slowest time to drive, okay? You also said that you should control road rage, stop racing and control fuel consumption, and that's the result? ! On the first day of moving bricks, I was dominated by the leader as a dog, unhappy!
3. Life discount for drunk driving.
4. The benefits of being an author really get. For example, when you are worried about whether a person will get a ticket for parking on the roadside, you can draw him a parking space.
5. honor, shame and civilization, and traffic safety should be kept in mind.
6. Paving a happy road safely means digging your own grave.
7. I got a ticket today. I think the wind doesn't understand the drift of clouds, the sky doesn't understand the depression of rain, and the eyes don't understand the cowardice of tears. So you don't understand my choice, and you don't have to understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be told.
8. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.
9. The vehicle was punished, and it was all my fault because of my carelessness. Thank you, traffic police friends, for your hard work.
1. everyone has his own rules for traffic safety.
11. Careless operation leads to accidents.
12. A car accident in one second is a lifelong pain.
13. Don't be careless in safe operation, and accidents are easy to happen if you violate the rules.
14. since all the tickets have been posted, let's just drive away tomorrow morning, only to get another ticket in the morning and watch the car being towed away.
15. Overloading and speeding are dangerous.
16. I was fined twice for parking in a row this week, and the constellation bloggers predicted the weekly fortune too accurately, which made me angry!
17. You can't keep anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the fine, I want to correct it.
18. Today, I heard that there is a new regulation for deducting points for driving books. One book can only eliminate the violation of three cars, that is, one car can only deduct three books. You should be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !
19. After eating the fine today, I feel that the wind is unclear, the white clouds are drifting, the sky doesn't understand the rain, and the eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I don't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.
2. Violating the parking regulations for speeding at high speed, even without penalty points or fines. Surprise, accident, happiness! Novice drivers get a ticket for driving (Part II)
21. If you don't follow the rules and measures, it's hard to keep peace if you have an accident.
22. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
23. Don't do it because of minor safety matters, and don't do it because of minor violations.
24. Today is really a bad day! I was extremely upset, I was impatient and violated the rules when driving, and then I got caught in the door ... I was about to get depressed. Come and help me ... < P > 25. My day: I was given a ticket for parking in the afternoon, and I bought milk tea at night. My little brother took the milk tea away and made it again. On my way home, I found that the car was out of gas, so I immediately went to refuel.
26. Safety comes from obeying rules and discipline, and accidents come from carelessness.
27. I broke the rules for the first time in my life. Let's commemorate it.
28. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.
29. Safety in production is accompanied by happiness for a lifetime, and illegal operation is shrouded in pain for a lifetime.
3. Last month, I handled a car violation, fined 8 yuan, and went to the bank to pay the money. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected, and asked me to pay it another day. I went back to my hometown for something the next day, but I never paid it. Today, I have to pay the late fee of 36, which is only 2 days. The country really can't afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 8 yuan in the bank to get the interest of 36 yuan.
31. You said that drinking two bottles of beer has no effect on your driving, so do you think two tickets have any effect on you?
32. National laws are like mountains, and those who escape will be caught.
33. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and at least three tickets have been seen. The second car is a * * * car, and it is parked outside the parking space like the first car, and it is often posted with tickets ...
34. The zebra crossing with solid lines and dotted lines, lifeline of the line: big cars, small cars, bicycles and cars are all civilized cars.
35. Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo. I wanted to move a parking space for fear of getting a ticket, and then I rubbed my car. This is the next day.
36. Safety is the bane, and violation of regulations is the bane.
37. Responsibility is the key to safety, and those who violate the rules are specially found in accidents.
38. At the bottom of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is a closed and dead-end road. The cars parked on the side of the road have been posted with tickets. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know it. Alas, it is difficult to park.
39. Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.
4. I was fined 2 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk! A sad sentence of accidentally choking when playing with water in summer
A sad sentence of accidentally choking when playing with water in summer
1. Little fish in the water swim around at a brisk pace.
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