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Humorous signature: If you can't be a lover, be a stranger.

Although I never really loved you, I didn't say I would let you go.

One second of happy love turns into a joke the next.

I never go back on my word, but I don't want to ignore your promise.

Since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?

I think you've gone too far. Are you lost?

I want you to regret what you have done, and I will return all your sadness to you.

Memories are nothing, and the original promises are just lies.

I'm not in a bad mood, I just don't like you.

Since you don't love it, why do you force yourself to say such disgusting things?

Not everyone is as boring as you.

Face is not for showing off, you have the capital and the ability to be old.

I didn't have the cheek to please you because I know what incompetence means.

My youth is not so gorgeous, just very luxurious.

When you are here, I will pretend that no one is there, because you are transparent in my eyes.

Build happiness on me. Do you think you are happy?

Don't be infatuated with me, I'll give you a nosebleed.

Some things are innate and indelible.

If you can't accompany me all my life, don't let my dependence on you form a habit.

People who touch my bottom line, I think you are tired of living.

I am really happy without you.

For you, it is a good friend, and for me, it is a good friend in this life.

Angels are just birds, and demons are just bats.

Charming people will be valued under any circumstances.

A bitch is a bitch. Don't spread it around.

I'm not a customer service person, so I have to answer everything you have no right to ask.

Sometimes, I really want to get sick so that people can care about me.

Thank you. Not you, at least not mulberry heart.

Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

Loyalists need chips to sell things.

Among the awesome people, there are also days when they are sick and days when they fall backstage.

You have no choice but to love me.

Don't think that you have taken everything from me. I still have a brave heart.

Don't be so self-righteous, others have to look at your face. Are you capable?

If you mix well, it is king; If you don't mix well, you are a weed.

I have never been interested in your happiness, but I want to hear about your misfortune.

I am who I am, not anyone's, and you are no exception.

If we can't be lovers, let's be strangers.

I have always been strong, and I will never be timid to show it to anyone who shows me to you.

There are many dazzling people, but you are not one of them.

In my opinion, you are meaner than anyone else.

Don't treat me like gold, I'm actually a sparkling diamond.

Will your heart be comfortable without a person's love?

Please don't pretend in front of me, I just don't want to expose your hypocrisy.

If I can, I will give you the injury I gave you again.

I'm not curious, I just think why you're still standing in front of me.

If there are no ugly girls, it will bring out your beauty.

Since you can't be a lover, be a stranger who doesn't want to meet.

1, woman who is not good to me, curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.

2. Burn incense and kowtow to the Bodhisattva and bless Tang Yan's long hair.

I photographed the enviable friendship in my childhood!

Yes, I admit that I still miss you and love you, but what can I do? I'm not the only one for you.

Since you can't be a lover, be a stranger who doesn't want to meet.

6, the seas run dry and the rocks rot much better! I am a small obstetrician. Early in the morning, a sister came for a check-up. Various tests show that the expected date of delivery is March 15. Her husband insisted that April must be 15. He was about to explain further, but he was secretly pinched by his sister's paper for no reason.

7. I will let him go and let go of everything.

8. Love doesn't have to be intimate, and marriage needs to be fresh. Marriage without love is a mistake, and love without marriage is a pity.

9. Even though he still loves you, something has really changed.

10, I haven't seen you smile for a long time. The last time I saw you was when you were talking to her.

1 1, outward, we can know the breadth of existence, inward, we can know the depth of existence.

12, at first you loved me, and at last you gave up the injustice I had to say in a thousand words. How sad are you?

We are not strangers, but we are strangers.

First, love can't be eaten, because I can still live and eat well without love. But not as happy as before.

Second, after breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other, and we can't be enemies. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

Four, the two luckiest things in this life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you. One thing is that one day long ago, I met you.

When you don't understand me, even if I show you my sincerity, you can't understand.

Sixth, there is nothing wrong with the original road. What is wrong is only choice. There is nothing wrong with love. What is wrong is only fate.

Seven, we are strangers, although we are not strangers.

Eight, occasionally, you will find me and contact me, and your sudden appearance will still stir my heartstrings. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed.

Nine, coffee is coffee, no matter how much sugar is put, there will still be a touch of bitterness.

10. Some people say that there is no secret behind true love. The person who said this knows neither love nor secrets.

Eleven, it turns out that not all injuries, as long as you say you are sorry, you will be fine.

12. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

Thirteen, I like you. Not because I chose you, but because you chose me.

Fourteen, I am fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

Fifteen, there is a kind of pain, you don't understand, I can cover it with a smile and pack it with indifference. You don't understand this kind of pain, because we are desperate, you are addicted to your world, and I stick to my heart.

Sixteen, when a person keeps thinking, then he is not thinking, but chewing the bitterness of sadness.

17. Thinking about your own taste is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears.

Eighteen years old, I think, as long as you smile every day, you can't see your troubles; I thought that as long as I closed my eyes, I couldn't see the whole world; I thought that as long as I covered my ears, I couldn't hear those troubles; However, I forgot that those are just my thoughts after all.

Nineteen, knowing that there is no me in my heart, I will never get what I want, but I can't help but let you see the truest me and hide the injured me.

Twenty, a person's strength, a person's tears, a person's helplessness.

No matter how bumpy the road ahead is, we will go forward hand in hand.

We are not strangers, but we are strangers.

1. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other, and we can't be enemies. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.

2. One's strength, one's tears and one's helplessness.

I cried to surrender countless times in my heart, but pretended not to care on my face. At that moment, I felt so strong that my youth was consumed day by day in the painful strength. I didn't understand until I was strong. Because I am weak, I try to be brave.

We are strangers, but we are strangers.

Occasionally, you will call me and contact me, but your sudden appearance will still stir my heart. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed.

6. Happiness is not stifled by fatal mistakes, but crushed by small mistakes again and again.

7. Some things, only experienced, have a penetrating experience; Once upon a time, only by letting go from the bottom of my heart can we truly emancipate our minds.

8. It turns out that not all injuries, just say sorry.

9. We are just children, so why cry too loudly. We don't know how to love ourselves, but we should learn to love others first. We don't know how to protect ourselves yet, but we should protect our friends first. We haven't woken up from the nightmare, but we have learned to remember.

10. Tired, painful and desperate, you will naturally let go.

1 1. There is a kind of pain that you don't understand. I can cover it with a smile and pack it with indifference. You don't understand this kind of pain, because we are desperate, you are addicted to your world, and I stick to my heart.

12. When tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

13. No one knows how happy I am when I miss you. No one knows the sadness and pain in my happiness. No one knows that you have been engraved in my heart and become an indelible mark in my life.

14. Coffee is coffee. No matter how much sugar you put, it will still be slightly bitter.

15. After breaking up, I still know you, but I don't want to see you again. I won't bless you if you live well, and I won't laugh at you if you live badly. Because we are strangers from now on. Your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you. I can't cherish you anymore. I'm sorry, what I lost is what you lost.