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It is inappropriate for us to talk about it.

1. I never gave up liking you, just changed from being strong to being silent.

He made you red-eyed, but you smiled and forgave him. So you've already figured out who to be with.

I can't empathize with you, but I can be your best listener.

4. Inappropriate is probably that I can't make you happy, but you can only make me cry.

When people ask you why you got married, most people will answer that my family is anxious or my daughter-in-law is pregnant. Few people say that I love her too much.

6. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if she is ugly, in case she is blind.

7. liking you without warning is my hidden disease.

8. You never know how many people you rejected care about you as much as you do.

Tell me a story, she told him. He said with a smile: Once upon a time, a boy liked a girl, so he tried his best to get close to her, inquire about her phone number, understand her hobbies, chat her up, accompany her to read books and secretly collect her photos. He told her affectionately that one day he asked her out to express his love. . . Then she asked. Then she asked him to tell a story.

10. If you love someone too much, it will flow out of your eyes. /calculate/

1 1. When you decide to stop wandering around, I will take you as my own.

12. You are the strongest wine in my youth, and I have been seriously drunk.

13. Love at first sight is not love at first sight, but I can't forget you at a glance.

14. When I am sad, a hug from you is worth a thousand words.

15. You thought you found someone who could protect you, but he gave you all the big waves.

16. Who are you who don't accompany me through thick and thin?

17. When you say you will accompany me to the end of the play, you are actually just accompanying me to the end of the play.

18. The phone rang, showing that I haven't seen his name for many years. I trembled and pressed the answer key. I like you there. Let's go out. I thought it would come true after waiting for many years. I listened carefully as if there was someone else's suppressed smile on the phone, so I answered calmly. Laughter broke out on the other end of the phone and continued to ask calmly, did you choose a big adventure? The answer at the other end broke through the layers of banter. No, I chose the truth.

19. The last thing I can do for you is to leave your life.

20. You are so drunk that your eyes are full of tears. You said you were too tired to love your lover. Who will you love in the future?

2 1. Forgive me for not being good enough, but I still want to be your sun.

22. There will always be such a person to let you know that those rough years are all to fill this miss.

23. I will exhaust all kinds of amorous feelings to make you restless.

24. Love can be as low as dust, or it can never ask for the pride of the other party.

25. Later, I never said don't go to such funny things.

26. I always thought the worst thing was that you left me. In fact, what saddens me most is that you are unhappy.

27. We always love people we can't get. It's like looking at an expensive evening dress in the window. I don't know if it's suitable because I can't afford it. Because I don't know if it's appropriate, I just like it and I always like it. Missing you can make me laugh and cry.

First, even if you have your own shadow, don't forget to smile at yourself.

Second, don't always be dissatisfied with others, but always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

Third, deep feelings have never been disappointed, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly.

Fourth, others say that we are not good, don't be angry and sad. You don't have to be happy to say we are good. There are good and bad in it, depending on whether you can use it.

5. Missing you can make me laugh and cry.

6. Although I am not beautiful, I will treat you as a bandit. Although I am not fat, I will treat you as a wooden stick.

The advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

Eight, reality hurts again, don't forget to smile. Forget all the unpleasantness in the past and live every second from now on. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, fuck you!

Nine, just don't meet, you will always be you in my memory.

Ten, hey! Stand there and wait for me

XI。 I want to be by your side, by your side.

If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "We must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect. 」

Thirteen, love for a person, a lifetime is equivalent to doing most things right.

Fourteen, some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

Fifteen, I degraded myself to the position of a clown in love, just to see your bright smile.

Sixteen, there are two things in the world that can't wait: filial piety. Second, do good deeds. Busy as water, don't care about fame and fortune. Simple food and plain tea will pass, and wealth and splendor will not be forced.

Seventeen, women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

Eighteen, don't love me, don't touch me. I am stupid and will be moved by you.

Nineteen, take the road of others, let others have no way to go! Do you want to challenge your card skills? Do you want to make money while playing? Casual chess and cards, chess and cards room at home, and cash refund will make you feel completely different.

Twenty, there is nothing in this world that can't be obtained, only those that can't be caught and quietly flow away from the palm of your hand.

Twenty-one, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!

The higher you fly, the smaller you are in the eyes of those who can't fly.

Twenty-three, many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

Twenty-four, only things have changed, people know how to miss.

Twenty-five, women pay homage to love with hymen, squander their youth with piles of condoms, lament that love is impermanent, and youth can't be returned, in exchange for maturity, so the so-called maturity is boredom with love and enough exercise.

I eat more salt than you eat rice? That's your mouth weight; I have crossed more bridges than you have. That's your laziness.

Instead of waiting for you to love me, I might as well learn to love myself more.

What you have now will become someone else with your death, so why not give it to someone who really needs it now?

You are too far away from me, I can't see your face clearly.

Winners never give up, and quitters never succeed.

Thirty-one, the right person is evil, the evil law is also right, the evil person is right, the right law is also evil, and everything is created by idealism.

32. Some people will never forget it, just as some people will never remember it.

Thirty-three, bathing is the blessing of the donkey, the bitterness of the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.

Don't lose your temper when your mistake is exposed. Don't think that being willful or noisy can cover up or overcome your shortcomings.

35. People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

36. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

37. Madmen and Fools There may be madmen in this world, but there are no fools.

38. When you persuade others, no matter how good it is, if you don't care about others' self-esteem.

I fell in love with you long before she fell in love with you, and my love is no less than hers.

Forty, sometimes, the person you want most is actually the person you should leave most.

41. When a liar has to tell the truth, his inner pain can be imagined, because all his procedures have to be adjusted.

42. Right and wrong happen every day. If you don't listen to nature, there will be nothing.

Mood phrase: Whether it is appropriate or not depends on life.

Love or not, see the feeling. Whether it is suitable or not depends on life. Many times, you have feelings for someone and will fall in love deeply. But falling in love is easy, but life is difficult. You think you will be happy if you fall in love, but falling in love with someone is the beginning of trouble. The truly happy days are never because of love, but because of coincidence. So, what you want is not a lover, but a lover that suits you.

If you are tired of life, please put your heart together and get drunk. Put aside all the troubles in the world and touch your true self again when you are half drunk and half awake. Only when I was drunk once did I know that I was not so free and easy, and my strong appearance was wrapped with a fragile soul. It can stand the wind and rain, but it can't stand the gathering and scattering in the rolling world of mortals.

What is the most important thing about love? Is it respect? Or share weal and woe? In fact, the most important thing in love is not to give up. Because on the road of life, there are always bumps and bumps, and there is always thank you sir. When someone is at the peak, you can't forget. And when someone is at the bottom, you can't abandon it. No matter what kind of disasters and hardships, two people can learn not to give up and face them together. This is love.

A flower, blooming in spring, is beautiful; A green leaf is fresh when you meet it; A person, in his heart, is concerned. In this world, there is always a kind of scenery. Although there are thousands of ways, you will never forget it after seeing it. There is always a person who has gone through thousands of turns and never regrets when he meets him; What is dusty is the original appearance and touching, but it will always be in my heart. Those who look back are the warmth of the tree they met.

The world of mortals is strange and charming, but it is just a freehand scenery. There are countless post stations in life. We meet with a smile, leave the past with a smile, reach out and pick up a petal of love, store a touch of heart fragrance for you, make life happy in the encounter, and let our eyes smile in the fragrance. How many years have passed, how many past poems, how many past poems, and how many beautiful flowers have been written.

Always believe that everyone who walks through life is doomed by himself, and every story that happened is remembered by the years. Gratitude is the most beautiful morning language. Knowing that this is a natural step. If you want to travel far, I'll give you a ride. It's a good mountain and water. You don't need to remember much about the scenery along the way. I only remember the poem called Meeting, which was once warm and had a thousand turns.

Even if the whole world denies you, you should believe in yourself. Regardless of others' opinions, others' words are just dust in the sun, and the next second they are blown away by the wind. This is your life, no one can get involved, and no one is important except yourself. Sad, crying in a big mess, tears dried up, looked up and smiled still brilliant. Go ahead and inspire all the enthusiasm of life. Young people are not afraid of falling and always let themselves live beautifully.

1, the deepest loneliness is that you know your desires, but you have to play dumb about them. 2. Every encounter in life is fate, and there is no right or wrong. Every morning in life, we should work hard and not delay. 3. An empty mind is the best gift; Walking alone is the most beautiful scenery. The longer the time, the lighter the heart. Breathe gently and smile gently.

Perfection is imagination, imperfection is life. Life, because of fate; Affectionate and warm; Because of experience, I know; Because I know that I cherish all the experiences, those encounters, those exciting moments; Those smiles that have been brilliant in life; The warmth you can grasp with your hands always carries the purple fragrance of the past.

When you are the richest, your life is the poorest. The faultfinder can find faults even in heaven. A peaceful person can live a happy life anywhere, and has an optimistic attitude, just like living in a palace. There is no need to go through all kinds of hardships to find new things, whether it is clothes or friends. Turn over the old ones and give them back. Nothing has changed, but we are changing.

When two people are often together, it is inevitable that they will be careless, eat together, go shopping together and attend classes together, but they often ignore the spiritual communication. Communication is the most important thing for a true love. You can keep the freshness of love and let the other person know what kind of person you love now. Only by understanding each other can there be no misunderstanding in love and no missed love.

Managing love is like digging a well. It takes enough time to explore, dig, wait, wait, cry, persist and believe. If there is anything that can change people-it is getting along, it is time, it is the emotion that grows over the years, and it is heartfelt gratitude after running in.

No one's mind will always be on you. If someone lives only for you, it is not love, but entanglement. So don't expect anyone to think only of you. Everyone will be very lingering when they are in love, but they must have their own pursuit to really live. What's good about lovers who have no pursuit? True love is working hard outside and loving you desperately at home.

Once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of marriage. Life is short, no longer unwilling to bow because of willfulness, no longer snubbing you because of anger, and no longer breaking up easily because of stubbornness. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old. I only wish I could hold your hand and grow old with my son in this life. You dare to last forever, and I dare to last forever.

You will know whether a person loves you or not. The only difference is that you don't want to know. Many times, in the face of unfeeling and cool thin, we always choose to escape and choose the ostrich policy. But when you slowly watch a person getting farther and farther away from you, that feeling is called despair. Not loving you a little every day is the greatest pain in this world.

QQ Love Talk: Love can make you hot, and it can also make me humble to the dust.

1. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

Why do you accuse a girl who loves you deeply of not being sensible enough?

3. I love you until I meet you one hundred times, and then I will fall down one hundred times.

I have been lazy all my life, but I miss you very carefully.

The so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one second and laughing the next. True love is when we are old, I will still remember the way you moved me.

6. Love can make you proud as the scorching sun, and it can also make me humble as dust. /calculate/

7. Don't pursue someone who doesn't love you with dignity, and don't spend time waiting for a feeling that doesn't belong to you.

8. People who love deeply don't say, and people who think for a long time are not in their dreams.

9. Smoke a pack of 10,000 yuan and light a one-yuan lighter. You despise me, I may not despise you.

10. As long as you are lucky twice in life, once you meet and once you go to the end.

1 1. I have no talent to please you, but I am more serious than anyone.

12. Youth is like this. Great, anyway, flowers can't be wasted. It's better to waste them on you.

13. If you don't contact me, I won't bother you, lest you flatter yourself.

14. Don't like a person who doesn't like himself. If you want to see the truth, you need some pain. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you.

15. Love is a kind of self-abuse that you love your wishes.

16. I always feel proud when I hold you. Even if it rains, I will feel the weather is fine.

17. I am not waiting for you, I am just waiting for myself to give up.

18. It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

19. Read your face silently several times during the day so that you can review it repeatedly at night.

20. I'm not crowded here, only you.

2 1. Dear girl, one day you will meet someone who makes your laughter and tears meaningful. He treats you well and regards you as the most important person in life.

22. Come to me, I will wash your clothes and cook for you, and you love me.

23. When I was young, I wanted to fall in love many times, but as I grew older, I finally realized that loving someone, even if it takes a lifetime, is still enough. It takes a very broad mind to get to know this person slowly and understand this person until you fall in love with him.

24. It is useless to be affectionate, disdainful and lovesick.

25. I long for the kind of love that pervades my life, scattered but not burdensome, fine but not annoying.

26. Find a windy day to see you and blow me into your arms.

27. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. When you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.