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We are knives that are occasionally wiped in the Jianghu. ...

I hope only time is passing.

There will be a wife in the future! !

Eat fat every day and be the groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

Good luck with everything.

Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

Message from my best friend in college:

In the past four years, we have been attending classes together, going to the library together, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes and dancing together, playing tricks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, then putting them on, and parading through the streets of the school together. ...

Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?

When I was in the first grade, I wrote a graduation book because of the placement. Just after reading it, a classmate said this:

See you in 20 years, and you will see me wearing a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sing very well, which makes me think it's Yang Mian.

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It's hard to imagine that this is written by a boy who is only 12 and 3 years old. oh

When I was in college, a fellow villager who graduated in the same year gave me a gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!

I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini!

A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations!

A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.

There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu, Yue

The green hills on both sides of the strait set each other off

Always close your classmates' parting feelings.

A message from one of my classmates Meng: I wish you a good meal every day.

Divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your forever friend!

In junior high school, everyone encouraged: where there is a will, there is a way. Burn one's bridges, and the end will be in Chu.

I was heroic in high school: welcome to Huairentang after 20 years.

University, hehe, a little sour:

Don't let the banquet break up, leave the song and get up.

A broken bridge and an isolated mountain bid farewell today.

Lao Yan brought new mud back,

When will you get the honor?

The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear.

Four years later,

Be patriotic when you get here.

Don't forget the spring breeze and rain!

You often say that people need respect, but why are you always so mean to me?

Everybody fly, Aijia ~ ~ ~

Junior high school: Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.

A female classmate stayed.

But so far, I haven't figured it out.

From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

After knowing each other for four years, you walk away gently, leaving behind a piece of shit instead of a lottery ticket. It stinks! It stinks!

Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who never noticed:

A moment that should last forever.

Even if it was felt at that time, it seemed to have disappeared.

High school graduation message, a pervert said to me:

"Love you until you get married"

Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, so silly)

The messages in junior high school are all long speeches. I was very moved when I saw them, but now I can't remember a word.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

The university did not expect to leave a message at all, and it was too late to find a job.

I didn't seem to be sensible when I was in primary school;

Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper;

I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.

Among them, "Think of me when you hear the sound of silence" is harmful, and you will think of her every time you hear it. depressed ...

I wanted to write when I was in college ~ ~ No chance, no time, no mood.

Remember to watch the handsome guy look for me and look for me at cards ~

Maybe I shouldn't forget you.

My college classmate's message: I wish you a valuable death!

My good friend in college left me a message: Stop surfing the Internet!

I will come to Spain to marry you in the future.

I hope you are better than me.

Because of introverted silence, the students left a message: naive and pure silence is often more touching than speaking.

Marry you after graduation!

1990, in primary school.

Only complain, it's too late to meet each other.

Hate only hate, parting is too hasty

Be rich and don't forget each other.

2 1 century has arrived, and none of us can survive this century.

My brother left it to me in high school:

What is mine is yours, and what is yours is yours.

Except the wife ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Graduation message: After class, we walked out of the classroom.

Tell me your QQ

Don't come to me after graduation!

The most memorable sentence in the high school graduation guest book:

"In fact, I like you for a long time, but I have been afraid to say it!"

Dizzy! ! Why don't you say something? I have always liked you, too! unfortunately ...

Three cups of infinite, five mountains as pale as gloomy, forget the rivers and lakes.

Remember to pay back the money

A friend in college left a message to a pair of lovestruck classmates: Now classmates, sleep together in the future!

When I graduated from college, a female classmate said with emotion: I will be the boss in the future. If I can't be the boss, I'll be the proprietress. If I can't be the boss's wife, I will be the boss's mother! I'm dizzy!

I hope you can give me a sweet smile when I see you again in the future! ..... But don't cry! ...

hurried

Many charming nights

Qian Qian knot in my heart.

It's windy outside the window.

Message from a failed student: Students, please go first, I have work to do ~ ~ ~

One of my girlfriends in senior three told me that your guest book should be written to others first, and I was the last one to fill it out! It must be not enough! I'm so touched. As a result, I became busier and busier. I didn't leave a word in the guest book until graduation, but his words at that time became the most unforgettable message in my memory.

..... I really can't write anymore.

Maybe one day I won't recognize you, but I will never forget you.

I'm going to go now.

From now on, we live far apart.

Will you miss it?

Even if it's late.

Fenghuang kaikai

There will always be some feelings in my heart.

Stay away from singing

Still singing softly in my dream

It's time for the last meal.

Raise your glass again. I don't know whether it is the afterlife or this life.

I'm going to cry goodbye on the platform.

Maybe fate will turn this goodbye into never seeing you again.

Keep some memories in your mind.

Say something from the heart.

Sing an old song, in the air

Write some words, in the years

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A girl I like wrote to me: two red flowers, like you and me, please don't forget me no matter how many friends you have.

The ups and downs of the strip bring tears to the journey.

Finally, an interesting ending:

"Dear XX, this time, drive the crane to the west ......................"

The graduation message I left on the upper bunk of the university made me smile bitterly. Instead, I laughed so hard that several other boys in the dormitory almost didn't fall out of bed. I asked her, and she said with a puzzled face that she had been reading something. According to her own literal understanding, it should be an elegant and beautiful blessing. I almost fainted after listening to her explanation.

Three years of classmates, * * * bathed in sunshine; How many chapters of friendship have you written in a thousand days? May the lost years become beautiful memories. Always stay in my heart.

Don't lose the enthusiasm of the past, you still have to stay true!

The sea of life paved golden road, and the waves shook the welcome bouquets on both sides. Go bravely, my friend! In front, it is the conch that has already sounded; Cai Xia is waving a bright red flag. ...

From all corners of the country to all corners of the country. No matter where we go, no matter what position we are in, let's continue to fill in our resumes, hand over our excellent answers, and add luster to the banner of our alma mater.

May you be a drop of crystal water, projected to the vast sea; Make a delicious flower and form a garden full of flowers; Make a wisp of fiber and embroider a bright red flag; Be a small screw and stick to your post all your life. ...

Today, we are close classmates; Tomorrow, we will become competitors. May friendship deepen in the competition.

Being modest in the arena is undoubtedly tantamount to declaring your own failure; When volunteering, you should do your best. Life needs to be dominated by yourself, please cherish the capitalized "I".

Meeting is neither the beginning nor the end. Countless beautiful moments of my classmates will be engraved in my memory forever. ...

The life of old classmates is a bunch of candied haws, and the charming ups and downs will never be forgotten.

Over the past few years, you have planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, carefully water it and cultivate it, so that it will bloom fragrant flowers in the future.

Liu Yin shook his hand and bid farewell to all kinds of melancholy-the students are young and looking forward to thousands of thoughts, hoping that friendship will become a force for progress!

Life has opened its heart to us, my friend. Let us face it bravely and enjoy its endless grandeur and profundity!

The boat set sail in the port of youth, and we separated temporarily, full of ideals and pursuits. When shall we meet again? Will be at that harvest time!

An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow beckons us. The classmates are about to break up. There is no need to ask when we will meet. We, bit by bit, will be active in the sea of the motherland!

Three years is only a short time in the journey of life, but I will never forget sitting at your desk for three years. You are a pearl in my memory and a star in the sky in my heart.

Life is obtained from the flow of streams; Youth, flashing in the torrent; The value of existence is presented in the running of the river.

Let's stretch our legs and sweat and thunder all the way! Outside the school gate, there are many flowers and a bright future!

After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, and I am eager to get into the torrent of life as soon as possible.

In a quiet sky, every star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

With memory, with fantasy, to life, to all directions of the motherland.

What you left me was a good memory. You miss the innocence and friendship when you were young. When I picked up the best wine in my memory and wanted to buy you a drink, I got drunk first.

Like a bee and a butterfly flying through the flowers, like a clear spring flowing through the valley, in the memory screen, the life of the student days is like a colorful picture scroll and a cheerful movement.

Birds are twittering in the branches, much like our whispering and giggling. ...

Do you still remember the path paved with colored pebbles on campus? Flowers are blooming on both sides of the strait, and green willows are fluttering. How many mornings, how many nights, we walked on this road ... it stayed in my memory together with friendship, and it was also branded in your impression.

There are youthful footprints on the campus path, laughter and laughter in the flower beds ... Every corner of our alma mater is full of our friendship and our fantasies.

Please write another song of youth to accompany you and me to continue to forge ahead in tomorrow's journey!

We used to be two small trees side by side, we used to be two parts of a duet, and we used to be classmates at the same table. Please accept my affectionate blessing when we wave goodbye.

The wheel of time is about to leave the campus of youth, and before we even have time to think, we are heading for the front of life. What are you in such a hurry to say? -Let our hearts strengthen the bridges built in childhood.

Meet in a strange place, get to know each other and then part. Tomorrow, we will look for our new position on the map of life. Let's ask each other questions and express our feelings with our twinkling stars.

There are colorful soil on the earth, colorful shells on the beach, staff in music and colorful roads in life.

Today, my classmates broke up and said, Take care! Alumni of Ming Dynasty meet, congratulations: success!

For three years, I was laughing and singing, getting to know each other and getting together. I didn't even have time to say goodbye, and I will soon go my separate ways. ...

Someone said, "Everyone can be his own lucky architect." May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road of life.

Drink up this graduation bar! That is the dew of life! It will inject victory into the future, and it will stay on our lips, leaving endless aftertaste. ...

The sky attracts you to spread your wings and fly, the ocean calls you to sail, the mountains inspire you to climb the peak bravely, and the plains wait for you to listen to the reins ... Let's go and wish you a bright future!

Shake hands tightly. The hand is intentional, the hand is affectionate, there are thousands of words in the palm, and there are also unspeakable secrets.

Walking on the white seashore, I am often attracted by people who pick up shells on the beach: focused and serious, long and confident, as if the whole sea belongs to him, and all the best products can be selected by him. Friend, I can't help but think of your concentration, seriousness and self-confidence in your study. ...

Worry about other people's worries and enjoy other people's happiness. Your kindness, enthusiasm and selflessness will always be engraved in my heart.

You cherish today and embrace tomorrow with a hundred times enthusiasm, then the future must belong to you!

Our generation is a cross-century youth. History does not allow us to disappoint the ancients and future generations. May we continue to explore and forge ahead with outstanding wisdom, strong will and fearless spirit!

The lofty ideal is the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel very full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals!

No matter what occupation you are engaged in, if you want to succeed, you must first be interested in the occupation.