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Vulgar talk

1, you and I have no fate, only I am dead. I see.

Porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night. People who cheat you will say more than people who love you, so don't fall in love with your ears. What really benefits you is all the details.

The best sense of security is to know that any dislike you have for me is based on liking.

4. Being a Jianghu person is full of vulgarity and vulgarity.

Smart girls all know how to control their mouths, don't eat what they shouldn't eat, don't say what they shouldn't say, and don't kiss.

Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

7. Sorry, I have my first hero, and I don't want to be your second daughter.

Experts say that hunger can make people angry, so when I am angry with you, all you have to do is treat me to a big meal.

9. People can take photos as avatars, and you can also take photos as expression packs.

10, please choose love, not afraid of the future. To be a layman, there is nothing else to ask for, and it is pure and comfortable.

1 1. If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?

12, if you dare to treat me as a game, I will dare to abuse you to death.

13, don't judge me lightly. You only know my name, but you don't know my story.

14, be realistic when you wake up.

15. If you were easy virtue, I would be like a dog and a horse. No matter how charming you are, I have to go home.

Cleaning and maintenance in snowy days.

Clean and cure in snowy days +0. The straight cement road has been paved with a long white carpet, which is clear and pure, and people can't bear to step on it. Two pine trees beside the flower pond are covered with white velvet snowballs. The breeze blew and the branches trembled, as if we were nodding. The withered flower pool is now full of white flowers.

2. Snow like catkin, snow like reed, snow like dandelion, flying in the air, dancing with the wind.

The crystal snowflake falls on my palm and looks transparent. Slowly, it melted.

There is a forgotten dream in winter, and a sentence falls to the ground with the little snowflake. When I reached out my warm hand to pick up the cold little snowflake, I suddenly found the footsteps of my dream turning back in the scattered fine snow. And when I put my hand over my eyes and let go, I saw scattered snowflakes falling in front of my eyes. I think this may be a memory left by winter.

Large tracts of small snowflakes are falling from the cloudy sky. Look at that little snowflake. Very delicate. White as jade, like an angel sent by God, and like a jade leaf falling from a laurel tree in the moon palace. Flying snowflakes, like jade butterflies flapping their wings, gently beat and landed on the dead branches of willow trees.

6. Everyone has a path given to him by fate. This road is sometimes wide and sometimes narrow. However, as long as you walk calmly and hopefully, there will be a road open for you.

7. After another heavy snow, the sky is bluer than sea blue. Thousands of peaks and mountains you can see are all white, shining with continuous silver light.

8. There is no snow that does not melt, and there is no love that will never change ~ People's hearts will change.

9. Unconsciously, it snowed again, as beautiful as last year, except for your whistle. Without you around.

10. The wind blows from the north to the boundary of Xiangxue Sea. I lie on your back, desolate forever.

1 1. The sun is rising, and the gray fog seems to keep rolling. I vaguely saw someone's head on the playground: one, two, three ... The playground is getting more and more lively. Look, here comes an old teacher. Several young pioneers are saluting him. The old teacher smiled and nodded.

12. Snowflakes are like white butterflies flying from a distance. They danced, laughed and teased in the air. Looking at these butterflies, I think snow is the most beautiful daughter in winter.

13. It turns out that snow is the purest. However, it is superficial, and it is a pool of sewage after all, just like people.

14. Warm the whole winter.

15. With so much snow, is the sky white?

16. It has been snowing for thousands of years, but we still know nothing except some words in the snow.

17. Only snow is so beautiful and pure.

18. Snowflakes put a white coat on the earth; Cover the wheat with a thick quilt; Cover all kinds of flowers and trees with snow-white cotton-padded jackets; The mountains are also covered with snow. It stopped the flow of the river, moistened everything, immersed the world in a vast expanse of whiteness, made the old farmer smile and made us happy.

19. If I had white hair and faded face, would you still be like this, holding my hand and being gentle?

20. Snowflakes are fluttering, and the whole Suifenhe River has become a white world. In front of the school, cars are like white bread, and trees with all the leaves falling off are covered with white snow flowers. When the wind blows, snowflakes fall angrily like peach petals in the spring breeze. At this time, our classmates are playing with snow on the Little Square in front of the school. Some have snowball fights, some make snowmen, and some are moving snow. When we were playing, we were having a class. ...

The snowy day is clean and cured, and the short sentence with artistic conception is 2 2 1. Bach's church looms in the endless sound. Who will leave the first footprint in the snow? When I opened the curtain, the light shining on my face reminded me of human morning.

In winter in the countryside, the fields are covered with a thin layer of frost. Through that thin layer of frost, you can see the hard land below, hard and cracked. The newly unearthed wheat seedlings in the field are so timid that the original green leaves have obviously been labeled with their own unique labels in winter, like the frozen face of children in winter. In winter, the sound in the field is even stronger, which makes people who walk alone feel scared. The trunk has no ground, but it is swaying with the wind, like crying and dancing wildly.

23. The snow on the sidewalk beside the highway has melted, and only the sunny roof still has snow, just like wearing a small white hat.

24. I agree to watch the first snow with me. It's snowing. Where are you?

25. The small snowflakes in Yanshan Mountain were as big as seats and blew down Xuanyuantai.

26. The window contains autumn snow in Xiling, and it is at the gate of Wu Dong Wan Li boating.

27. The weather is like a child's face. In a blink of an eye, the snow stopped and the sun rose. At the beginning of the sudden heavy snow, the winter sun seems to be closer to people, especially clear and dazzling, but the temperature of the sun seems to be cooled by snow and ice, so it can't be heated.

28. I used to think that they all said "the seven-year itch". What about the sixth year? Now I know, in the sixth year, we are thinking that the seventh year will not be "itchy".

29. Cher is married and Solanum nigrum is in love. dish tooth, be good.

30. Standing quietly under a tree with fallen leaves, I don't know when the snow has floated down from the gray sky ... It's beautiful to look at the dancing white elves.

3 1. There is more and more snow. Snowflakes are like cotton, some form partners, hand in hand, form a neat team and fly to the earth; Some are in groups of 3322; There is also a small snowflake falling alone ...

32. Covered roofs and roads, crushed branches, covered the appearance of various objects, blocked roads and traffic, and snowflakes flying all over the sky melted heaven and earth into a white body.

33. Outside, you will see snowflakes falling on the beacon tower in the air. Snow falls on Tree Girl. She looks like she is wearing a new white dress. Snowflakes fell on the roof, and the house seemed to be wearing a white hat. Snowflakes fell on the road, and it seemed that a white scarf was tied on the road. Snowflakes fall on the earth, and the earth seems to be covered with a snow-white wool quilt.

34. The snow is still falling, but it is getting more and more cautious and gentle. I can't even smell the subtle sound of gauze rubbing, just like filling sand, but it's silent. The thicker, deeper and shallower the snow on the ground, it is soft and practical to step on. In the printed footprints, it is obviously black, but the edge of the shadow is covered with diamond-like golden awns.

Snow not only brings people peace, but also brings people great interest and good hope. I cherish not only the whiteness of snow, but also the purity of snow, without any impurities, reminding me how to be a man. If people can be as honest and pure as snow, there will be no more grudges and intrigues in the world.

36. Is it a white elf flying from a distant country? Is it white fluff falling from an angel's wings? Or a white quilt specially prepared for the earth in winter? Yes, snow, like reed flowers; Like cotton wool; Like dandelion's fluffy seeds. She's on cloud nine, she's passionate, she's elegant. ...

37. Try to stand alone on the road in winter, look up at the sky and watch pieces of white clouds floating over my head. Is that my heart is like being hollowed out, without any support. My friend said that I was like a child at that time-naive but helpless, always trying to comfort her with my hands. I want to know.

38. As night fell, it began to snow lightly. Snowflakes, with hexagonal braids, floated lightly from the sky to the earth along the S-shaped route. It's getting darker and darker, and my mood is getting more and more excited, because the snow is getting heavier and heavier. Small snowflakes are spinning in the air, dancing beautiful aerial ballet and spreading on the earth.

39. Snowflakes fly in and then melt quietly out of sight.

40. It fell from the sky, landed on the roof, and landed on the ground, as light as a kitten's footsteps. In the snow, there are several glittering and translucent ice cubes, shining. Trees, dressed in snow, white hats, white cotton-padded jackets and white scarves, what a pure white world.

The snowy day is clean and cured, and the short sentence with artistic conception is 3 4 1. Snowflakes are floating in the night sky, which makes people tremble when landing. Since you are heartless, I regret it again. Love is clear, and the snow here remains the same.

42. The snow is still falling, and it seems that he has turned the whole world into a white kingdom. The branches are covered with thick snow, like colorful corals in fairy tales; The house was covered with white cream and the children turned around happily. The ground is covered with gorgeous carpets, which are white, pure and noble, and people can't bear to trample on them.

43. Today's campus is more lively than before. Students are singing and dancing in the snow, and their hair and clothes are covered with snow, just like Santa Claus. I looked up at the sky and saw countless small ants crawling in an orderly way. Further down, a large group of catkins fell gently. ...

44. The snow outside the window kept falling on my paper, and I suddenly felt that my life was a waste. Spring flowers and autumn moon didn't stop me, but this snow made me lost. I believe that the angel's wings are hidden in the snow, and only a nothingness can be detected by a scientific microscope. Fleshy eyes trudging in the snow for too long will lead to snow blindness, so they have to go back to the hut in the red mud stove for a while and heat a pot of wine.

45. The wind continued to blow, the snow continued to fall, and gradually the ground was covered with white felt. In my opinion, the mountains in the distance are white, and one of them is more like the Potala Palace. The white "city wall" and the slightly scarlet "city wall" are quite imposing. Snow, what a good product!

46. When that unexpected snowflake, like a beautiful flower, comes naturally, there is only a dusty joy in my heart, just like reunion, which knocks the door of the years. The story that was as plain as water before burned out the candlelight of the case and lit up the yellowed book in my hand.

47. Snow is beautiful. When it falls, it is destined to become water.

48. There is no snow this winter. Although it is not true, with our deep thoughts, affectionate watch and beautiful imagination, there must be something precious that is true. The simplest thing is that life will be more colorful and moving because of them.

49. I used to hold incense, pick flowers and bury the moon, and let it fly. Snowflakes fall in the snow curtain, but I can't see your carefree face, clear figure and a trace of strings.

50. The snow is getting bigger and bigger, and some are like petals scattered by the goddess; Some are like naughty children doing somersaults; Some embrace together, like jade carving balls; Others fall gracefully and dignified like leaves.

5 1. I looked out and saw pure little snowflakes falling outside the window. It was the end of a cycle, and everything went back to the far point and started again.

52. The snow is still falling, and it seems that he has turned the whole world into a white kingdom. The branches are covered with thick snow, like colorful corals in fairy tales; The house was covered with white cream and the children turned around happily. On the ground, there is a carpet of Zhang Huali, which is white, pure and noble, and people can't bear to trample on it.

I hope it is winter every year. You said you would accompany me to see the snow!

54. That little snowflake is flying all over the sky, like many white butterflies. They are unstoppable, like catkins and goose feathers, falling silently from the sky, like countless paratroopers descending from the sky in parachutes. Small snowflakes are small and exquisite, crystal clear, and have been floating, floating.

Snow, you are as Ming Che as a baby's heart, as pure as an angel's wings, and as happy as my thoughts. You are like a white butterfly, spreading happy pollen in the sky. The goose feather-like snow is flying all over the sky, as clean as jade, as white as silver, as light as smoke, as soft as willow, piece by piece, unhurried and flying all over the sky. Snow, you have taken away all my troubles and brought me happiness. Although it is a little, I will cherish my heart forever.

56. Snow brings spring breeze and lingers in the air. You look like a flower, but it's in the east of Los Angeles.

57. I think of the mountains in the distance. Snow covers her gentle curves and wraps her in silver. If you enter the mountains to enjoy the snow at this time, it's like entering a fairy tale world!

58. After a heavy snow, it is only my body that is cold, and my heart is the coolest. What should I use to completely warm you?

59. Snow supplements a good season, healthy recipes are shared, and optimism is cool. The piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all strong, and the diet is warm and nourishing. Eat more angelica beef soup, wash your face in cold water to keep out the cold, soak your feet in hot water to tonify the kidney, protect your eyes and nourish your liver, and put in Lycium barbarum porridge at the right time. Intimate care has been sent, happiness and well-being are with you!

60. Snow is so beautiful! Look at that tree, covered with ice and snow, sparkling, reflecting colorful and dazzling brilliance under the sunlight; Those houses are like the crystal palace in fairy tales, with snow on the roof and in front of them, embraced by snow; The mountain is white and snowy, like a quilt on the mountain, which makes it sleep very comfortably. ...

The artistic thing is called talking about it.

First, the weak who are not understood should always be strong, and sometimes being strong is also a kind of helplessness.

Second, our feelings were vague from the beginning, but in the end they were ridiculously clear.

Third, in fact, the cloud has been telling the loneliness of the sky, and the stories it sees are constantly changing scenes. Maybe only when we stare at each other do we know what happiness is.

4. When a wild animal is injured, it can run to a cave to hide, lick the wound and hold on, but once asked, it can't stand it.

Fifth, some distances can be crossed, but they are not; Some things can only be gorgeous in memory, but they will break when touched in reality.

Six, a wild animal is injured, it can run to a cave to hide (), and then lick the wound and stick to it, but once asked, it can't stand it.

How long can our dissolute youth be wasted?

8. Memories always make people relive happiness, and at the same time, they keep uncovering scars with a smile.

In this world, you may be one person, but you may also be another person's world.

Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

1 1. What is gossip? Gossip is that the evaluation of a weighty person is repeated by a group of 38-year-old women.

On artistic conception

1. The coolest time for girls is to enjoy themselves while reading, and enjoy themselves when they see excellent people, instead of despising those who are down and out. She has her own small life and interests, strives for heights, concentrates on herself when no one loves her, and has the ability to hug each other when someone loves her.

Second, it's really ridiculous that you can't even give your heart in love.

Third, go your own way and pay less attention to the gossip behind your back.

Only when you are separated will you know how many unforgettable experiences you have had.

Five, don't make noise, don't show off, and don't need others to know, just be yourself quietly.

Sixth, the source of security is not love, but preference.

Seven, not everyone, when suddenly looking back, can see that person in the dim light.

Eight, life is like this, what you want is always late when you no longer expect it. In the vicissitudes of life, after ups and downs, there will be regrets in life, and there will be dreams and pursuits!

Nine, some people obviously have a cheap mouth, but they don't say that they are straightforward. They make people angry when they say ugly things, and they blame others for being stingy.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words. Including the first two sentences, I'm done.

Eleven, life is not only the present, but also the invitation.

When you can't explain your heartbreak with your mouth, tears are the only way you can express your emotions with your eyes.

Thirteen, the chain of scars, wrapped around the whole body, enduring.

Fourteen, don't worry, it's still early, and eventually someone will love you deeply, treat you like life, and miss you to the depths of the soul.

When a girl asks you a question, she actually knows the answer, just to see how you lie.

Sixteen, there are two most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way we work hard.

17. Everyone will accidentally lose someone, then wake up like a dream and never forget it.

Eighteen, it will be dark and people will change. Three points favor, seven points cheat.

Nineteen, if you are strong enough, many things don't have to go with the flow.

Twenty, that's it. Don't think too much. Life goes on and there are many troubles every day. Don't bring too much emotion into your ordinary life.

2 1. Bill Gates dropped out of school to start a business and became the richest man in the world, but dropped out of Harvard University.

Twenty-two, it was already dark when I woke up.

Give all unhappiness to yesterday, all hope to tomorrow, and all efforts to today.

24. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having a favorite person in my heart.

I don't know where I will go in the future, but I know I'm already on my way.

Twenty-six, be a particularly simple person, get along well with others, get along well with others. You don't have to be nice to everyone. They don't give you money.

No matter what you are doing, you must have been distracted for a while, thinking about you and counting when you will come back.

28. When I am dying, please give me a hug that warms my heart.

Twenty-nine, how many people, turn on the computer, board the buckle, listen to the music, and enter the space again and again. Never know what you are turning over.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

Thirty-one, don't mistreat every enthusiasm, don't please any indifference.