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On the domineering of fitness

First, you have to force yourself to be better, because many bitches behind you are waiting to see your jokes and live deeply in a fickle world.

Second,? When my weight reached the historical peak, I decided to keep fit! Don't call me for seafood at night! Leave some time for me to run and practice my vest! I can't stand it! Give me back my slimness.

Third, the gym won't hurt all over for two hours, and the trampoline won't get up for an hour.

Fourth,? When you are thin and good-looking, and your wallet is full of money you have earned, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to speculate about things, and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come, if you are wonderful, arrange naturally.

Verb (short for verb)? I climbed the wall the day before yesterday, and the gym moved yesterday. Today, my whole body hurts.

6. I didn't know until I grew up that I should try not to disturb others, and others should not bother me. This is not indifference, but maturity.

Seven,? No friend can match health, and no enemy can match disease. Instead of crying for illness, it is better to add color to life through exercise and fitness.

Eight,? In this world, no one lives more easily than anyone else. It's just that some people are clamoring for the land, and some people are working hard silently. No one can give you the life you want if you don't work hard. Work hard!

Nine,? Fitness is my life and my wife is my reward.

Ten,? There are two misunderstandings in life: one is to show people life, and the other is to look at other people's lives.

Eleven,? Today is just a simple exercise. I haven't practiced for a long time, and I am sore all over today. Go to the gym to practice your chest tomorrow night.