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Laugh at yourself for being unreliable and out of tune

Laughing at yourself is not reliable. Say 36 out of tune.

1, we walked all the way, bid farewell to a past and walked into the next section of scenery. In retrospect, many things have been blurred and many people have forgotten.

If mother and wife fall into the river at the same time, who will be saved? Our answer is to save mom! Then go with your wife.

You are still the reason why I refuse others. I am not waiting for you, but I still don't like others.

There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memory.

Finally, hello, I'm still alone.

6. Happiness is not because you have more, but because you care less.

7. I still like and care, but I don't want to be with you anymore.

Every time I hear your news, I pretend I don't care and quietly turn it into a secret. I will never see you again in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

9. Remember a person, and then forget many things: I want to forget a person, but suddenly I think of many things.

10, don't be too self-righteous. In the eyes of others, you may be nothing.

1 1. I have done many things in my life, but I am loyal to the soldiers. My heart is really no different from the past. I play chess without looking at it. Why worry about youth and change?

12, we have different troubles at different ages. You can't understand my sadness, and I can't understand your pain.

13, I am not good at talking about feelings, because feelings are an unsolvable poison.

14, who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the spirit of endless sadness. In the end, no one belongs to anyone.

15, when really angry, don't cry or make trouble, but don't talk.

16, the past can really pass, is the present really the present?

17, at the edge of the world, I saw my own imperfections and endless defects in my life.

18, as beautiful as flowers and as pure as jade, but the enemy is fleeting.

19, everyone has a secret in his heart, and the secret in my heart is you.

20. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero. When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't succeed, please don't start!

2 1, suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

22. There is sadness in everyone's heart. The saddest thing is that no one can understand another person's sadness.

23. You can't be friends after breaking up because you have hurt each other; You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.

24. It turns out that I have always been a supporting role. Maybe he doesn't take me seriously at all. I'm sorry, I thought too much. I'm too sentimental.

25. I miss you, the fragrance is floating on you, and the wind is floating in your eyes. Who can read the loneliness in your eyes?

26. When did you start to hate loneliness? I don't know when I want someone to hurt me. Mine. Here he comes. Since when do you dislike online dating?

27. Everyone has his own love, but whether such a person exists depends on whether your so-called fate is found.

28. How painful it is to know that we can't be.

29. What has become of the last person I love? Chatting after dinner, tossing and turning in bed late at night, the substitution of the protagonist in the movie, the cotton-padded jacket in winter, the shirt in early autumn, the horse in a bloody battle, and the last scar.

One day, when you think of me, time has precipitated all the mistakes, and you have learned not to ask why.

3 1, recalling those faded past events, all eyes became melancholy and sad again. In the streamer, the oath is in a hurry. I can only be silent in sadness, and I am sad in silence.

32. If one day you leave me, I will choose silence, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.

33. People say I look free and easy. People say I should forget you. Only I know clearly how much I miss you.

34. I left the last tear and left without care.

I'm sorry too. what can I do for you? If you ever need me, just call me, okay? I will accompany you and give you a shoulder to cry on.

36. You think the worst thing in life is to lose the person you love the most. In fact, the worst thing is to lose yourself because you love someone too much.