Funny humor Eat instant noodles, say sentences and collect 40 sentences.

Humorous eating instant noodles and saying sentences (I) 1. Suddenly I have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

2. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

4. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep, I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I felt, the more I couldn't sleep.

Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

6. If you have no money to eat instant noodles, or feel sad but no one to share, you just need to remember to get through it.

7. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.

8. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

9. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls like everyone else. Let's make instant noodles.

10. I want to eat spicy strips, spicy noodles with Chinese sauerkraut. ...

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12. I ate a bowl of instant noodles in the evening and ate more snacks, so I was so tired that I almost threw up.

13. People have really changed, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised pork, but now I like hot and sour.

14. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

15. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he ate in such a hurry.

16. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

17. As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Wang, whose quality was so low that I had to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage when eating instant noodles.

What do you like best? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

19. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

20. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

Humorous eating instant noodles and saying the sentence (below) 2 1. I was awakened by the smell of my roommate eating instant noodles. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

22. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

23. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

24. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

25. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

26. I didn't eat breakfast, smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and swallowed my saliva crazily. I feel really bad!

27. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

28. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

29. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

30. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

3 1. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

32. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

34. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

35. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

36. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

37. Instant noodles and Kangxi came, and continued their comfortable life at the police station, eating well and sleeping well in class, huh?

39. First business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and don't want to eat instant noodles.

40. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

Eat durian, humorous friends, talk about collecting 40 sentences.

Talk about the mood of friends who eat durian humor (I) 1. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

Whether you like durian or not, please be a durian, don't please everyone, be yourself.

3. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Does anyone like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?

4. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

5. Made an old Cantonese dessert, jiaozi cake, with salted egg yolk and durian, and the taste was delicate! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!

6. Who can believe that our three-year-old ice cub likes durian very much! Squinting your eyes is delicious!

7. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.

8. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.

9. I ate durian and thought it was mine.

10. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough, but he likes durian.

1 1. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

12. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack and peels off the skin, and a bad smell passes to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

13. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.

14. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.

15. I'm so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is too fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and my roommate Taitung brought back shrimp slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.

16. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

17. Durian tastes delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

18. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.

19. I want to eat durian Melaleuca, seaweed, floss and Beckham. As long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine, fried bananas are really delicious.

20. If I had sat under the durian tree, my job would not be so easy now.

Talking about the humor of friends who eat durian (part two) 2 1. Eat durian and strawberries after getting up. Life during the holiday is really good!

22. This year, I will go to Thailand to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

23. What's new today? Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

24. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

25. I ate two pieces of durian and felt guilty for an hour to make up for it.

26. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

27. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

28. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!

29. If I can cross, I must eat a durian in front of Newton's house.

30. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.

3 1. I ate seven or eight kilograms of durian at a time. The whole person is refreshed.

32. I have eaten stinky tofu and durian, and now the taste of hiccups is ... magic.

33. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.

34. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

35. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.

Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

37. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it's still stuck in my heart. It's annoying ~

38. Save people ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I only had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I always want to vomit, which makes me very uncomfortable.

39. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but my heart was still blocked. I'm so bored ~

40. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.

Eat durian, talk about humorous sentences and extract 40 sentences.

Eating durian WeChat made a humorous remark-1. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

2. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

This taste is simply too high.

4. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

The internal structure of durian is very strange. Cut open the shell, and there is a small room. The yellow pulp lies quietly inside, and each pulp has a burgundy core.

6. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian at a meal. The whole person is refreshed.

7. I ate an extra durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

8. Eating durian is a bit addictive recently, and strawberries don't want to stop.

9. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.

10. Open the shell of durian, and you can see Huang Chengcheng, the golden flesh. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!

1 1. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, so how can a beautiful girl like things?

12. I really want to eat durian! Dressed and ready to go out, I opened the door and walked out of the yard. A heavy rain fell unsuspecting.

13. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you have to hold back looking for me.

14. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.

15. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrition and unique in flavor, and is known as the king of fruits.

16. I used to get carsick, but now I don't get carsick. I used not to eat durian, but now I like it. People will change, I hope I can get better and better!

17. I ate half a durian last night, so happy.

18. It's my favorite taste to eat durian banji for the first time. I fell in love with it ~ ~

19. Durian cake tastes good. Don't miss the durian lovers.

20. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

Eat durian and talk about humorous sentences. Although I'm a little poor recently, I started with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?

22. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

23. It's so pleasant to hide indoors and eat durian on rainy days.

24. I don't like eating durian early in the morning.

25. Long time no see for durian. I miss it very much. It's the season to eat durian again.

26. Some people say: Great, durian is eaten every day. I said: I don't eat durian every day, but I eat durian every day

27. On the train, two little dolls ate durian opposite me. They kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It's so rhythmic

28. It's a pity to learn that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.

29. Eat more than half a durian and you will be reborn!

30. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and is nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.

3 1. I ate durian twice a week If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

32. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!

33. Who can believe that our three-year-old ice cub likes durian very much! Squinting your eyes is delicious!

34. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it's still stuck in my heart. It's annoying ~

35. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.

36. Eat half a durian, full of blood!

37. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

38. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

39. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

40. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough. Fortunately, he likes durian.

A collection of 40 sentences about eating instant noodles at midnight.

One snack with instant noodles 1. Why can you gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

4. Today, I am confused. Why are instant noodles more delicious on the train than in other places?

If you are hungry at night, eating instant noodles will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

6. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

7. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

8. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

9. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

10. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

1 1. Now instant noodles have become my daily life! There is also fragrant milk tea!

12. I can't buy a mask at all. I eat instant noodles all day and go out without a mask.

13. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cake, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

14. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, and I go to make noodles with low profile.

15. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and don't want to eat instant noodles.

16. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles. ...

17. I got up in the middle of the night for the first time to eat instant noodles because I couldn't sleep. I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I think about it, the worse it gets.

18. I'm really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

19. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. I died after 90.

20. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

I don't like instant noodles now, not only because it tastes bad, but also because my stomach is hard to accept and I want to throw up every time I eat it.

22. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

23. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

24. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

25. Let's eat instant noodles together, but once I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

26. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is growling.

27. what do you like Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

28. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

3 1. Eat steamed stuffed bun and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. And my brother, I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

32. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

33. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

34. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

36. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

37. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

38. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night again. I am in a trance now.

39. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

40. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to fight for it. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. I can't do it without fucking support.