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Condoms. Tell me about it.

1. Maybe you just want to keep fresh with me, but I really fell in love with it again.

2. I finally treat you as a normal person, and even a look at you is redundant.

3. Sometimes I really want to take out my heart and throw it out and say, what heart do you hurt, worthless thing!

You are my incurable wound, and I am the future you don't want.

Condoms have a shelf life of five years and birth control pills have a shelf life of three years, but sometimes love expires before these things expire.

6. Who are you to say that I have changed and what you have experienced with me!

7. I have never understood what is right and wrong. All I know is that it takes two hands to make a sound.

8. How much heartache eventually turned into a casual acquaintance.

9. The mind is like a dagger, like an arrow behind it, like a chronic poison, but it is not fatal.

10. People always like to flatter themselves, just like sneezing, which is obviously caused by the nose, but deludes themselves that he is thinking of you.

1 1. I am more important than anything, and everything is more important than you.

12. You must not have noticed the despair in my eyes when I smiled and said I didn't mind.

13. She looks like your eyebrows, but it's not your face after all.

14. Later, you can forget what you said and change the people you loved.

15. I took the initiative to find you three times, but you ignored me once, and I will hesitate to find you next time; What I told you, you perfunctory, I will consider whether to tell you next time; I am good to you, but you turn a blind eye. Next time, I'll wonder if you don't need it. You know, that's how you pushed me away.

16. When I get through everything alone, I don't want to rely on anyone anymore.

17. Some people are so alienated that they forget how long they haven't spoken and why they had so much to say in the first place.

18. You spoil her as a princess, but tell her that you like Cinderella.

19. I don't drink the water that others have drunk, nor am I interested in sharing the same person with others.

20. No one knows how sad you are. You'd better pour those words into your throat and heart with cold boiled water.

2 1. You owe me an apology, and I won't say it again.

22. Although the years are the same, they are not as good as before. The old and the new are just a few words of good words for you.

23. Suspicion turns all worries into ulterior motives.

24. Because of your indifference and perfunctory, I also learned to talk less and stop bothering.

25. I'm fine. I have a good time these days. I am not influenced by your emotions. Without your care and consideration, I won't catch a cold. I can sleep without your good night.

He said happily that there was her in the distance, but later he went home covered in snow.

27. Even if I don't invade, I can't compare with you not loving a word.

28. Being too considerate is not necessarily a good thing. More often, it is you who are wronged.

29. He is the only one for you, and you are one of them.

The bravest thing I have ever done is not to love you without hesitation, but to pretend to hear your love with her. Talk about depressed mood; What you said can be ignored, and what you loved can be changed.

1, probably everyone will meet someone who can't be together, but love can't, and there are many memories.

I don't know whether I am becoming more and more independent or more guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only reliable thing is myself.

I didn't know that I was never really loved by you until I saw someone else with you later.

4, people are always like this, and finally they reach the age of knowing how to cherish, but everything is separated.

5, feelings, sometimes it is the process of predecessors planting trees and enjoying the cool, but I teach you to love, not to love others.

6. You can love someone in the dust, but no one will love you in the dust.

7. Time tells us that what we have said can't count, and those who have loved can change again.

Almost everything in this world can be obtained through hard work, but love is not allowed.

9. I had a dream, but it didn't come true. I had a dream, too, and then I became more lonely.

10, one day, I will walk away from you calmly without any noise. I missed a lot, and I am always sad alone.

1 1, when I was young, even sentimentality had to be rendered earth-shattering. I don't know until I grow up. The more painful I am, the more silent I am. The more bitter the silence.

Time tells us that feelings can fade, words can be ignored, and relatives can change again.

1. What is youth? The careful opening remarks of all eager love contain high spirits and ignorance. In fact, for a girl, youth is just your name.

I gave my youth and love to the one who fell in love for eight years, and finally gave my life to Mr. Li, who I have known for less than two years. This is the order in which life appears. Early love is not as good as just good love. Finally, girls must marry the person who will never make you feel wronged and make you smile every day, not the one who loves him to death and wants to cry.

3, love a person too much, there are only two extremes, lover and enemy, even strangers are too lazy to do.

Don't drink water a day ago, and don't eat bread a week ago. Don't think about what he said a long time ago.

He may really like you, but it doesn't prevent him from liking others at all. In fact, the most regrettable thing is that he has never felt the feeling of being firmly chosen. Like, he just needs it, and you just happen to be there.

6. Time tells us that feelings can fade, words can be ignored, and relatives can change again.

7. I may not be a good lover, and sometimes I don't say my love words seriously enough, but that doesn't mean I don't love you deeply. The feeling of love is not only based on the romantic atmosphere.

8. At the wedding, the bride: Do you think we will be together in the next life? Groom: You asked this question in your last life.

9. You are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

10, because you are too enthusiastic, you will feel that others are too cold to you, because you love someone too much, and you will feel that you don't love you because of a casual negligence. Paying more attention to yourself will really reduce a lot of melodramatic emotions.

1 1. I like subtle relationships. I can't stand honor and disgrace, life and death. I'm the kind of lazy person who won't speak first unless you talk to me.

12, I met a girl who is very similar to you, more stupid than you, but I dare not accept it anymore, because she is too similar to you.

13. Write a lot of love letters in spring and summer, drink a lot of wine in autumn and burn them in a jar in winter. Sincerity and affection should be particularly warm when burning.

14, I will never chase you, but I will come to you silently and pretend to meet you by chance. If you don't invite me, I'll take a different route. This is probably my view of love.

15, in fact, I still envy you. I like you so much. You see, my best efforts can't change you.

Talk about your heart. Sad phrases can be ignored when you say something, and changed when you love someone.

Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.

I have a good friend who only reads materials and doesn't add them.

Because I know you are a child who is easy to worry about, I will give you the thread but I dare not fly too far.

Maybe there are fewer and fewer people around me, but I know that what stays is the most important thing.

Now, do you still have a little memory of me in your heart? Will you think of me when you are lonely?

Maybe one day, in a noisy city, you and I passed by. I will stop and stare at the back in the distance and tell myself: I once loved that person!

I like to laugh, because I don't like to show my sadness and make others laugh.

You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly and miss a face.

Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end.

In the dead of night, I am alone on the lonely road, smoking a cigarette to ignite loneliness.

You said that to really love someone is to let go, so I let go, but my heart is gone.

There will really be a person in the world who cares about you silently, loves you, but will never come near you again.

The feeling of waiting is a little hate and a little sadness. But it's definitely not a bad feeling.

The biggest sorrow of people is to love others wholeheartedly and abandon themselves without reservation.

I always work for three minutes, but I love you for so long. I usually forget everything, but I remember you so clearly

Give yourself a smiling face every day and tell yourself to be happy, because compared with those who are dying, living healthily is a kind of happiness in itself.

You don't have to be so cold, and I don't want to pester you anymore.

Why don't you forget that he is not cruel enough or that you are not stupid enough?

If you love, please love deeply; Give up, please thoroughly; Waiting is a mistake in itself.

Love, perhaps the most extravagant thing in the world, everyone wants it, but how many people can enjoy it.

Her heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day when she made a promise.

I missed the flowering period when I came, so let this feeling be sealed in my heart. Sometimes, it's not as good as a flash in the pan.

You have done me more harm than I can bear.

What I fear most is that the people I care about suddenly change their tune and feel that the whole world doesn't want you.

The arrival of the God of Luck is often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

At the moment, I am standing in the alley of this abyss, trying not to recall your back and find your appearance. It's not that I'm sentimental, that I can't let go, that I can't get rid of it, that I just want to stand and walk where we once passed.

Life is like a road, you have to walk out of the most prosperous scenery from the most desolate journey.

What you give up is often what you once had. The silence at that moment made us all tired.

I passed him n times, and my clothes were scratched without sparks.

If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

What I said later can be ignored, and what I loved can be changed again.

We are all so scattered in the wind of the years, looking back, but we can't see the traces of being together, although we worked so hard together.

Believe it or not, there will always be someone who silently reads your every mood, but never leaves any comments.

I thought I wouldn't miss you after I left, but I was wrong. I just think about you in another place.

The sky is blue and the sun is shining. There are new flowers, and things are inhuman. My heart is depressed and my feelings are old. My life, one after another. Dead world of mortals, dim youth.

The wound can't disappear by itself because of the comfort of others. In the end, I have to bear it alone.

Happiness asks for leave, where to wander; How can you be sad if you are not confused?

Hiding in a certain time, I missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

He has thousands of advantages, but he doesn't love you, which is a shortcoming that you can never convince yourself to accept. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

If you don't have super social skills, then please have excellent talent; If you don't have a strong heart, please learn to forget and be content.

The heart always recovers when it is most hurt; Love always ends at the deepest time.

I'm a little confused. I didn't feel it before Why do I feel so confused now?

There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

In this world, people who watch your jokes will always care more than you do.

I have been waiting for your answer, and finally I am sorry.

Sometimes, you give up someone, not because you no longer care, but because you realize that they don't care.

I thought you would like me if I could make you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry.

In fact, I don't love you for a long time, but I regret holding me back.

Some words are always stuck in the throat like fishbones, but it's hard to say.

What law in the world stipulates that if you love someone, he must love you? No, I didn't. So, there is nothing wrong with him, but he doesn't love me.

You are the deepest dream I have ever had. Half of your heart is scarred and the other half is full of wine.

Why were you so happy at first, but now you curse each other in the street?

Love is having someone who will make you cry one moment and make you laugh the next.

The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you have no right to be jealous.

Some stories were really written only yesterday.

I am not a person with a good memory, but what you said is enough for me to remember for a lifetime.

Only a liar is sincere in the world, because only he really lied to you.

There are many things in life. Those that can be forgotten are called the past and those that cannot be forgotten are called memories.

The most terrible thing about distance is that you are not sure whether the other person will miss you or forget you.

No matter how much you can't let go, every relationship will eventually change.

Editing the silhouette of life, looking for lost memories, being crowned as once, being excluded from reality.

Some people. You have another one. Not much. You missed a lot. I'm fine without you.

It doesn't matter when it hurts, or it doesn't matter when it breaks your heart.

What is in the heart of the wind is originally coquettish. Look at that thin lover, Luo Yi has no such mark.

Pretending not to meet you, I can only keep walking, because you can't see my loss.

People who have lost their fate are not easy to meet, even in the same city. Sometimes, turning around once means a lifetime.

In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. It is not only love but also life that is so unbearable.

It doesn't matter, I don't care, just like a person talking to himself, I can do it well.

Slowly, I also learned to let go. It's not that I've changed, it's that there's nothing I can do. I gave up. I can't move.

In my time, I learned how to interpret everything as a bystander.

There is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

Do you also drive away the people you love the most with insincere words and then feel sad alone?

In youth, there are always endless chats, and we can't tell whether those past years are friendship or missed love. Vaguely remember, in my heart, I hope fireflies take us away.

Our relationship is like a building block, fragile but ever-changing.

After meeting, I lived between love and parting.

I miss that if there was a sound, you would have been noisy to death by me.

Looking for him in the crowd, I suddenly looked back and turned out to be an idiot.

I can cry, laugh and persist, but I can't get rid of my weakness.

Whose youth has no shallow scars, whose sadness can leave no birthmark, whose love at first sight is unforgettable, and who can be willful and resigned.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

I know, I can't force anyone. When the heart is tired, silence replaces everything.

When you know that a relationship can't last, it's not worth mentioning.

The man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

Your departure will definitely hurt your bones, it will be bloody and painful.

Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

I walked through the alley and shed tears. There are laughter and tears here.

At the crossroads, we go our separate ways. You go my tears and I go your hate.

The most helpless thing is to miss you quietly when I can only be alone.

What I am afraid of is not that I love you, and you don't love me, but that I love you, and then you don't love me, and I still love you.

Drunk wine is strong, loved knowledge is heavy. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

Love you so persistently, out of love or unwilling?

Maybe you are accompanied by someone else, so it doesn't matter if I leave quietly like this.

Some roads can only be taken by one person; Some people can only forget while walking.

Sometimes it's like suffering from depression, and suddenly I feel bad. Occasionally, like having autism, I suddenly don't want to talk.

The most painful thing in the world is to watch the person you love fall in love with someone else.

Have you ever seen a sentence said by the other party? At that moment, tears poured out immediately, and I couldn't stop it. I'm very disappointed.

If we meet again in this life, even if we lose it forever and for a thousand years, we are all willing.

Silently alone in the west wing, the moon is like a hook, and the solitary phoenix tree locks the autumn in the deep courtyard. It is sad, especially the general taste in my heart.

Heartache? Blame yourself. You have the ability to love others, but you have no ability to make others fall in love with yourself.