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Talk about turning yourself in early

First, the most reliable thing along the way is yourself.

Second, sometimes, don't think too much, just follow your own wishes.

Three, I let go of my hand, you can't turn back.

No one has ever surprised me and moved me to tears.

Five, so remember that uncertainty is not in the other person's heart, and those well-known feelings do not need to be tested.

6. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom instead. The name of that flower is, it doesn't matter.

There is nothing wrong with teasing, but because you give too much laughter, no one appreciates your seriousness.

Eight, I am so bad, how dare I expect who will love me?

I hope it's not the alarm clock but your voice that wakes me up in a few years.

Ten, stand on tiptoe, we can get closer to happiness.

Your indifference to me makes me feel that I have been romanticizing myself.

Let's go crazy before graduation. Don't leave any regrets.

Thirteen, no matter just a few dreams that live a long life, cry, laugh, love and hate, in fact, one of them has disappeared outside the dream.

It's not that I don't love you, I just want to tell myself that I can live well without you.

Fifteen, you said that your patience is limited, so I tell you, I can't write the word patience at all.

Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the heartbreak and wry smile.

The person who really knows you is the one who sees pain in your smile.

Isn't what you want just plain? Isn't it a little scary to be quiet?

XIX. 【 Some scenes only touched themselves, but not others. ]

No matter how the world treats you, please work hard, be brave and full of hope as always.

Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I have no temper. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I have a good temper. If you have to touch my bottom line, I can tell you that I am not kind.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

Twenty-three, you can't shout pain and fear of the dark when you bleed, turn on the light, miss it, get tired of contact, and vent.

24. Later, we thought each other's faces were all stiff smiles.

I may not be at home when I am pursuing Happyness. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.

Twenty-six, when you have loved, cried and hated, your senses will be dull.

I admit that you will always give up on me in the future, even if I stay where I am.

Even if you have a large group of friends, how many are sincere?

Twenty-nine, in fact, we are all children, so why hurt ourselves, tire ourselves and suffer ourselves.

Thirty, unconditionally believe that the person you like finally knows that he has been cheated, and that moment is terrible.

Thirty-one, maybe one day you will miss it, but I won't.

The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you and accompany you to the end.

33. The depth of time change is a corner of the weaving season of tears and laughter.

Thirty-four, even if your heart is broken, you still have that person in your heart. This is love.

Thirty-five, [you want to hold tight, the wind wants me to heat up]

36. Life is like a marathon. The key to victory is not sudden outbreak, but persistence on the way.

Let me personally destroy the love that I try my best to protect and cherish with my life.

38. Don't bother, but remember that it is my last love for you.

39. Only when you can endure pain can you enjoy happiness. If you don't work hard, you don't even have the qualification to envy.

Forty, you are the one who loves me, and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart and hold hands again.

4 1. The logic of men is always that if you love me, you won't leave. A woman is if you love me, you will come to me.

42. On graduation day, I will hug the person I like in the name of leaving soon.

I want to buy him a tie, but I forget his favorite color.

Forty-four, do you think I am strong enough to kill me?

45. You always have a bad temper. You are always afraid of distance. You are also afraid that three years of hard work will be denied in one sentence. You're afraid of everything.

46. Can I talk to you about sunny days as soon as I turn around in every waking room?

47. Will there be a day when you will not lose me even if you lose your life?

48. About how much I miss you, all the words seem pale and powerless.

Forty-nine, the teacher said: don't be puppy love, there will be better in the future. I want to say: I only want him and I don't want anything else.

Fifty, from falling out to becoming good friends, just like two people who have just met, they laugh with restraint and speak politely.

When you work hard enough to make yourself cry, you will succeed!

1, can make your mind calm, and there is no hurdle in life.

2. It can be consumed, but it must not be wasted; You can ask for advice, but you must not please; You can be proud, but never proud; You can be disrespectful, but you can't break your promise; You can be angry, but don't make trouble; You can throw things, but you must not be ashamed; You can make a slip of the tongue, but you must not break your word; You can be carefree, but you must not be lazy; You can bow your head, but you must not bend over; You can have no dreams, but you must have no relatives.

3, people must be open-minded, open-minded, so that they will not enter a dead end or a dead end, be optimistic and enterprising, stand high and see far; Only by being open-minded, can we be generous, be strict with ourselves and be lenient with others, be cheerful and happy, and the atmosphere of life is full of warmth and pleasure.

In the journey of life, if you carry all the things you like on your back, you will feel very tired, and maybe one day you will stop or fall because you are too heavy. Therefore, if we learn to let go of some unnecessary things in life, we will have a lot of happiness in our hearts and live more calmly.

No matter what you do and who you make friends with, once you leave your spiritual core, your endless efforts will eventually be the most superficial teasing and cruel abandonment of yourself.

6. Learn to adjust yourself and rise from misfortune and frustration as soon as possible, then your success will be even more proud. Even if it is a failure, it is worth remembering after hard work.

7. Believe in yourself. Even in adversity, don't give up easily.

8. When we understand the true meaning of love and learn to cherish it, we will lose a lot less in the journey of life.

9. Gains and losses are an eternal topic, and gains and losses are also the yardstick of success or failure. For politicians, it is necessary to avoid the gains and losses of official career, and for politicians, it is necessary to discuss the world with gains and losses. People make a living by gains and losses, and businessmen build their inheritance by gains and losses, which are regarded as merits and demerits.

10, know how to be grateful, start from yourself, start from your side, start from your friends, start from now, start from action! Change yourself, starting from doing well, starting from helping, starting from dreams, starting from now, starting from gratitude! A happy life begins with understanding, growth, harmony, present and gratitude! Know how to be grateful, change yourself and live happily!

1 1, affirmative sentence, elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time. Dull, we just sang "Living elsewhere", squandering what we have, feeling sad about the past and thinking about the future. But happiness is short-lived. It can fly with wings. Those who blindly pursue the future and blindly recall the past will only lose the present.

12. From another angle, how do you know what is sweet without suffering? Without pain, how do you know what happiness is? In other words, because there is bitterness, there is sweetness, and there is pain and trouble, there is happiness.

13, without a smooth life, without pain, there is no happiness, without hard work, there is no growth, without hard work, there is no gain.

14, maybe your gain is not commensurate with your loss, maybe your loss is not equal to your gain. But remember, misfortune is a blessing and blessing is a curse.

15, there is a saying that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. As the old saying goes, winners should never be proud, because one day your aura will fall on others. Losers need not be discouraged. Failure is the mother of success.

16, there are pains, joys, troubles, joys, pains and happiness ... With pains, how do you know what is sweet? Without pain, how do you know what happiness is? Sweet and sour, all kinds of tastes, is the real life.

17. Some people just can't use the microscope correctly and put others under the microscope, but they ignore their own problems. Just like some people make mistakes, always blaming others for the problems, but looking at themselves through binoculars will only blur themselves.

18, some people are often upset and unhappy, just because they can't let go, they can't let go, and they have a Qian Qian knot in their hearts. They deliberately accept and accumulate things in their hearts, and they feel gloomy all their lives, and things will inevitably be eclipsed! What's the point of this life?

19, when you are complaining, you might as well ask yourself: am I looking at his shortcomings with a microscope? Who can stand such observation? Try to think what it would be like if someone looked at themselves with a magnifying glass. It is better to magnify the advantages of others than to magnify their shortcomings!

20. There are many philosophies in the world that need to be understood and experienced at any time. Such as day and night, light and darkness, although you can see a lot of things under Lang Lang Gan Kun during the day, it is difficult to appreciate another kind of beauty during the day. If there is no night, there will be no bright moon and bright stars, and there will be no hazy and beautiful artistic conception in my mind. Everything in the world is complementary, which is a contradiction and a philosophy.

Love sentences that make people cry. Let's talk about QQ with frustrated feelings.

1, the mountain is not high, it is good to have you; The water is not deep, but you are spiritual. It seemed like love, but I didn't wake up.

I only drank a glass of love wine. Since I gave it to you, how can I have the heart to cheat others with an empty cup full of boiling water?

3. When the fragrance of memory is wrapped around the fleeting autumn, winter, spring and summer, the clouds on the horizon take away the last piece of acacia, caress a tear in the world of mortals and turn away.

4. You weave acacia silk into a net, trying to catch that teetering tear, but you can't bear the sound of your piano. The tear has already fallen to the ground and broken into tears.

Like a dream, you are still embracing the pipa with your hands, your fingers are blue, and the sound of the piano shakes off your thoughts and scatters among the stars, which is the beautiful sadness left after the curtain call.

6, a person thinks, who knows that my life-long feelings are pinned on my lover who dresses for me, and who reads my life-long desolation just because of a person's disappointment.

7. Looking up at the night sky, the once most beautiful constellation is a beautiful footprint missed on the beach of the Milky Way, which has already been melted by the rain and spread into eternal insomnia.

8. Fingers will not move, tears will not flow, and time will not go.

9. The person who hurts you is either stronger than you or weaker than you. If he is weaker than you, forgive him; If he is better than you, forgive yourself.

10, Buddha said: The person you hate will never see you again in the afterlife, so don't waste time on him; The person you love will never see you again in the next life, so treat him well in this life.

1. Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

One day I will be tired, bored, evasive, impatient, hysterical and never come back. It's best not to let me have such a day, because no one can pull it back.

Did you forget to say I love you because of your amnesia?

I didn't know the taste of parting was so bleak, and I didn't know the taste of saying goodbye was so strong.

I take the initiative, you don't take the initiative, you don't take the initiative, I don't take the initiative. Many relationships are like this, and then they are gone.

6. When you are abandoned, you obviously feel the weight of loneliness.

7. Grow up, mature, laugh impudently, and cry incompletely.

8. You never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

9. In addition to cruelty, sprinkling salt on the wound can also make people awake.

10. The moment you turned away from me was the most embarrassing time for me to cry.

1 1. I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. I can't say it, I can't think of it, but I can't put it down.

12. I am suddenly afraid of any festivals because I know there are no surprises.

13. Slowly, I learned to bear everything silently and not be seen through. Learned to hide every heartbreak and pretend to be strong in the crowd.

14. Nothing is more painful than getting it.

15. A song "Enough" and "No Contact" sang the hearts of many people.

99 warm words that moved his girlfriend to tears.

1, dear, if everything goes well, raise your hand and draw a love, and turn it into persistence in the sky. I wish you happiness forever.

2, dear baby, I am not around, you should take good care of yourself, eat on time and rest on time.

3. Missing is the fragrance of flowers in a season, which overflows the valley and covers you and me, while blessing is endless concern, which overflows the eyes and reaches the bottom of my heart. Years of caring about friends' short messages can fade our memories, but we can't fade our laughter.

4, eat a fish together, I let you eat the big body, I eat the fish head myself.

5. Why do you think some men become like women after marriage? This is because some women become like men after marriage.

6, dear, the recent flu, you should remember to prevent in advance, be good, don't catch a cold.

7. A woman has been worrying about her future life until she finds a husband. A man never worries about the future until he finds a wife.

8. You often hit me, but I never hit you.

9, looking for something. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

10, I want to have a car, and it doesn't matter without me. I want to have a room, but it doesn't matter without me. But without you, I would go crazy.

1 1, if you have a dream, go after it and learn to fly in your mood; Keep it if you feel it, and eventually you will be together; If you have the heart, you will stay. After all, you have nothing to ask for. Please don't forget me if you have me! Love me.

12, I love you wholeheartedly, miss you every day, love you little by little, dream of you every night, love you little by little, miss you over and over again, accompany you for life, and bless you every word!

13, I want to grab your ear, scratch your cheek, and then pat your ass; I want to hold your hand, shake your feet, and then knock your head; Come and say hello in the morning: still sleeping! My lovely lazy cat, get up!

14, m: A 25-year-old woman is like champagne, mature and fragrant! W: Do you mean I look like champagne? M: It looks expired! Female:

15, make a wish to the meteor, wishing her a gorgeous first and only trip; Swear to the moon and wish her that and only change is completed; May we cherish the uniqueness of life and know the beauty of the first time!

16, this is a romantic summer, you are so beautiful, I miss you so much, and I write all my memories with you in my diary, which is traditional, warm and sweet. Say I love you first, then I love you!

17. Women need our care and care. If you care about your girlfriend, make your girlfriend feel comfortable and happy.

18, Baby, are you happy recently? Are you working hard? Are your friends close? Take care of yourself and get along well with your friends.

19, aged, makes me a little lost, helpless and melancholy. At the age of 26, I have some hope, some reason and some desire.

20. I am used to many things, to seeing the same scenery, taking the same route, holding your hand, feeling your tenderness, and sending messages to tell you that I miss you.

2 1, maybe I won't please you very much, but I really care. Maybe I don't know much about romance, but I never give you any fetters. Maybe it is not good enough for me to express my love for you, but I will love you forever with my actions.

Send a message if you like, call if you like, and keep silent if you love me.

23. Let fate have more feelings, vows more sincerity, mutual attachment more value, love words more interest, and promises more weight. May our love be romantic and warm forever!

24. I once thought that life was like this, and a calm heart refused to make waves again. The love thread that has been chopped a thousand times can't be short, it will surround you a thousand times.

25. A trickle is not a stone, and a deep friendship is not far away. In my friendship list, you always top the list, and the market is still bullish. How have you been recently? I wish you well in the distance.

26. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is happiness, and accompanying you for life is inevitable.

27. When I was lonely and sad, you stood by me silently, giving me warmth and moving me. I will regard all this as the most precious treasure and treasure, hidden in my heart.

28. The meteor crossed the sky, and I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I'm glad I didn't miss you as a good friend!

29. Old love is hard to give up, new love is hard to leave, and there is no end to love.

Baby, remember to get up in the morning, drink a cup of boiled water (pure water) first, and then have breakfast. This is the real good way to lose weight.

3 1, it rains because the clouds cry, flowers bloom because the wind laughs, it snows because the sun sleeps, the moon is round because the stars are drunk, I laugh because you understand, and I send you a message because I miss you.

When you are angry, I let you take it out on me. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

33. The most beautiful thing in the sky is the stars. The best thing in the world to care about friends is true feelings. Appearance leaves an impression, but the heart leaves a feeling. Cherish today and you will have tomorrow. May you laugh and fall asleep.

34. I always think of you when it rains, and think of walking with you in the rain. What I can't erase is that sweetness, and what I can't forget is your smile.

35. If life is short, live it! If you are lonely, then fall in love! If you cheat your lover, turn yourself in! If you offend your lover, go to coax it! If you receive the message, please smile!

36. What you write is not words, but thoughts. You can read it. It's not punctuation, it's emotion, and the words are crooked; The sentence is bumpy and knotted, and only you can untie it. Only with your reply can my heart be put down!

37. I'll give you one apple and two apples, and I'll give you the big one.

38. I want to eat 7777 pieces of chocolate with you.

39. Once you asked me what would happen to me if you fell in love with another man. I said I would kill that man. Let me ask you, what will happen if I fall in love with another woman? You said you were going to castrate me.

40, you are so ugly, and I still call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

4 1, I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

42. If we miss our laughter, we will always get wet inadvertently. Although we are separated now, I can't be moved by the sudden loss and instant confusion.

43. My friendly invitation is entirely up to you. You are happy, and I am happy. I wish you a happy day.

44. There are green shoots in spring and chrysanthemums in autumn. White cranes in summer and snow in winter. Year after year, day after day, a good mood is your wealth. It's Spring Festival again. Are you ready? I wish you happiness!

If loving you is a drop of water, I have a Yellow River. If I thought you were a drop of water, I would have a Yangtze River. If I wish you a little starlight, I have the whole galaxy. On this warm night, send away my Yellow River and take away my Yangtze River. Leave us a romantic world! Good Night! Sweet dream!

46. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring. I want to show off the sunshine in winter and melt the cold ice and snow. I want the meteor to never disappear and decorate the beautiful night sky. People who want to read short messages are always happy!

47. When we met, you were an affectionate thread. In love, you are the oath of love. Parting, you are a heavy miss. You are a precious memory in my heart. My life is rich and colorful because of you!

48. Women are emotional animals by nature. Whether she is a strong woman or a housewife, in fact, her dependence and hope on feelings will be particularly great.

49. My dear kitten, don't stay up so late at night. Go to bed early. Only when you sleep well will you become more and more beautiful.

50. I use persistence and persistence to prove that I love you all my life. Even if the space distance is too big, it can't stop my feelings. No matter how bumpy the road is, I will never give up my love for you. Dear, I love you forever!

5 1. If I had only one day to live, I would come to you and tell you how attached I am to you. If I only have half a day to live, I will still come to your side, put my hand in your palm and tell you gently that I don't want to leave; If I have only one hour to live, I will call you and just want to tell you that I am really glad to know you; If I had only one minute to live, I would never talk to you again and let people tell you that I never liked you! Because I don't know how long my life is, I will tell myself every day: I care about you!

No matter what kind of man you like, he will appear immediately after your engagement.

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

54. Read your message quietly, and the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

55. Wisdom is what a person needs when he hides his private money.

I know what I'm doing and I know where to go. When I take out the hand you hold, it doesn't mean my heart wants to fly away.

57. There was an umbrella that lasted for a long time, but refused to accept it when the rain stopped. There is a bunch of flowers that will not be thrown away after smelling for a long time. A friend wants to be permanent, even if his hair turns white, he can stay in his heart.

58. People say that acacia is bitter, which makes people feel bitter and lingering. I said it's a long way to go, but it's a long way to go. A little sad, full of emotion, red beans should be speechless.

59. Thinking of you alone in the quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

60. Go out and spend money, but you can only eat radishes when you come back. Of course, you can also eat shark fin yourself if you save money.

6 1, I will cherish knowing you, whether it is an episode in my life or an eternal confidant. When I am tired or old, I no longer have youth. This melody will moisten the roots of my life. It's good to know you.

62. Of course, you should wear red in the animal year. As for the feeling of sexual unbelief, you have to see for yourself.

Honey, did you get my message? Go to bed late and early. I'll see you in my dream.

I know you hate me. You don't have to say a word on the phone, as long as I feel the breathing on the other end of the phone.

You can kiss me anytime. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.

66. Instead of being fascinated by you day and night, it is better to worry about you all the time; It is better to cherish you all the time than to talk sweet words day and night. Youth is like a dream, time flies, time doesn't look back, I don't keep paying for you at all, ups and downs, things change, we walk hand in hand. Who says there is no eternity in the world? Cook porridge for you, feel your pulse, relieve your worries and make you laugh!

Honey, put on more clothes. It's going to get cold. Be careful of catching cold. The injection hurts.

68. I miss you, miss you, lingering in my mind; Miss you, dream of you, your breath stays in the dream; I miss you and love you, and my heart is full of you. It's no secret that I like you; Love you, always in my heart.

69. Meeting you is a blessing from God. At the moment of meeting, let you and I gather the flowers of love together. Meeting you is the necessity of reincarnation, and the wonderful fate connects our hearts together.

70. My soul has flown away from my body and floated to you.

7 1, if love means giving everything, I will try my best to love, just want you to see my true feelings, and don't let me wander empty on the lonely road of life. Bring your love, and the annoying loneliness will never come again!

72. This is an auspicious short message: the person who receives it will be lucky again and again, the person who reads it will get what he wants, the person who stores it will love it sweetly, the person who forwards it will get rich year after year, the person who deletes it will be safe all his life, and the person who forgets it will be all the best.

73. Honey, are you still losing weight? I can't lose weight any more. I only like you the way you are. I won't like you even if you are thinner. I only like you the way you are.

74. In every quiet night, I would like to turn into a star and wait on your windowsill to make you sleep soundly. In every cold morning, I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to warm your heart and let a smile accompany your heart forever; Every moment I miss you, I want to be an angel you love and always open my wings to protect you! Dear, love you for ten thousand years!

75. Every short message is a short love letter, bearing endless thoughts. I hope you will feel happy after receiving the news.

76. With you around, there is no trouble at work; Life is fresher with you around; With you around, loneliness is gone; With you around, surprises are constant; With you around, I am happier every year. Love confession

77. Love is like a delicate flower. Once someone steps on it, it can never be recovered.

78. I am addicted to relying on you, loving you and missing you, knowing that I can't, but I can't help it. This feeling is gnawing at my heart, and I am willing to die in my acacia.

79. I bear the shame of making others laugh and washing your clothes.

80, the wind and rain are ruthless, I keep thinking about you; Although not common, I will miss you; Send a message to chat with you and build a bridge of missing; There's nothing for you, just a word for you!

8 1. Of all the rains, it is the real rain that wets me. You are a raindrop.

82. Years leave marks, but life is not old. It is precisely because of love and hope, family and friends, crying and laughing, caring and missing that even if there are more disappointments, our life is still brilliant.

83. Because of the wind, wicker can be blown up; Because of the rain, the seedlings can grow; Because there are flowers, they are naturally fragrant; Life is full of sunshine because of you. Baby, you are my sun!

84. When your mobile phone rings, that's my greeting; When you receive the message, it has my heart; When you read the short message, it is my concern; When you are ready to turn off your phone, remember that I am still blessing you!

85. Being in a foreign land, I am worried about you far away. A greeting represents my heart. I hope you can understand it. It's rainy and slippery, drive slowly!

86. I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.

87. Dear, have you received my declaration of love? Are you moved? What are you doing? I miss you so much.

88. One fifth is yourself and one fifth is you and me. Fate is a probability of one in a billion; Meeting is an instantaneous overlap of time and space. 5 billion population day, witness our love!

You can forget a name, but you can't forget a feeling; You can forget a face, but you can't forget a miss. A friendly greeting and simple blessing to you. Wish you all the best in your career and love.

90. Now I feel that God has harmed me! Why did God create you and me? Why should we get to know each other instead of combining?

9 1, honey, I bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever!

I didn't have a girlfriend before I met you. Before you met me, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). )

93. Everyone works together and has a working meal together. One day, I ate spicy tofu at noon. The man said: Tofu is not enough to eat, and the woman said: Then eat my tofu! The man said: Your tofu is delicious!

94. I would like to be a lamb and lie beside you forever.

95. I have shortcomings, but I will treat you with advantages; I don't have much money, but I will try to make money to support you; The happiness of love is not in the eyes of others, but in you and me. Honey, I really miss you!

96, my good baby, I am not around, you should be good at home, do more exercise and run if you have nothing to do.

97. There is a kind of concern, uninvited; There is an irreplaceable tacit understanding; There is a kind of yearning because of you; There is a kind of loneliness called waiting; There is a silence that is not forgetting; There is a blessing, I wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

98. There are always some people who come safely, wait quietly and never leave; There are also some people, who are as strong as wine and intoxicated, but wake up and have nowhere to find them; Countless encounters, countless farewells, may you find true love between coming and going.

99. I would like to be a migratory bird, flying with you all the way to the migration; I would like to be an eagle, climb hard and give you encouragement; I want to be a turkey and let you taste my taste! Hehe, how brave! Happy thanksgiving!